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Getting caught masturbating

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by IhaveaBoner, Jun 5, 2001.

  1. IhaveaBoner

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    Getting caught masturbating

    Discussion started by IhaveaBoner - Jun 5, 2001

    allright here we go.. so i went to a friends house,, a little "kick back" if you will, im haning out with this hot girly,, we get to doin stuff, we didn't do much cause shes a whore of a girl,, or at least i wish she was,, fucking tease. i hate her. so i go home drunk, thinking masturbating is a good idea for the night, i get goin at it, about 10 minutes later my mother walks in,, i don't live in her house im just staying there. so its kinda more awkward,, oh well,, has this happen to any of you?or somthign similar? let me know, i wnat to feel normal again
     
  2. Seym1has2no3fiends

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    Seym1has2no3fiends - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    sure.
     
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    Fox Mulder - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    I've had the beginning of the story happen to me. but not going home and jacking off.
     
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    DoSeR - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    where were you wackin it lol the couch.... privacy locked doors man
     
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  5. Good Morning Captain - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    haha, remember the episode of seinfeld where george gets caught by his mother. What did your mom say and do.
     
  6. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    every time i get caught masturbating it by 5 hot ladies in thongs who proceed to assist me with said duties......its great

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
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    conan o brien - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    bump for getting caught masturbating.
     
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    man..that has never happend to me...well my door has a lock that may be the reason. But u kids are som sick mo fos.... was your mommy like " Ewwwwwww...youve grown sooooo much since u were a baby"" or was she like "Damn, just like your father" ..

    well whatever the case may be..stay away from porn..stay away from peeping moms and say away from Drunk Hoboes.
     
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    conan o brien - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    HAHAHA DRUNK HOBOE YOU SICK MOFOE
     
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    WebsterUno - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    hahahahahaahhahahahaahhahahaha. [​IMG]
     
  11. PIRone716

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    PIRone716 - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    ever get caught by your girlfriend ?

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    charles_bronson - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    i have never been caught. there has been some really close calls though but never been caught.

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    willy!wonka - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    i had this girlfriend(sex partner)and when ever she wouldn't give it to me i'd just spank the monkey...she kinda gets mad and doesn't want me to do it...but starts luaghing and cuddles with my pee pee in her pussay.....spanking MONKEY! [​IMG]
     
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  14. imported_SecretAgentX9 - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    this is making me laugh
     
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    curious george - Replied Jun 7, 2001

    never been caught floggin the dolphin. close calls, but never caught.


    my boy was tellin me how at his house, he was hitch-hikin under the big-top at the sink in his bathroom, and his mom walked in. i asked her about it, she said "he kept going like there was no tomorrow."
     
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