Mr. Mang Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 i'm applying for fedex on friday. andyone work at these places? can you give me some interview or just all around job advice? i tried ups but i ddint realize you have to call back and ask about the interview, so here i am at fedex. any help is appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 teamwork is a big key. so working as in a team is ideal for you no matter how much you hate people and want to kill them. i applied at UPS. went took the test interview etc. then they called me back and left a message on the answering machine (while I was at school) to go to the orientation in 45 minutes. needless to say i missed it. i think i'll give them a call as a matter of fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 i hate people but i am sure i can manage. i need money. i'm about to sell my organs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 would you be willing to sell a XxXstraight edgeXxX healthy lung? I mean you have two...make a reasonable asking price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 haha yeah i'll sell it to you as long as i have enough for a little bit of rent and gas money for philly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Mang: That's quite a coincidence, I too plan on applying at FedEx this week. My friend works there he said they don't drug test, you can wear what ever you want, 10 dollars an hour, and you can work the graveyard shift. Worderismness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 sounds like a good deal, dirty. good luck on that! i'm hoping they're desperate for people considering it's the season for lots of package moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 I almost got a plush job @ FEDX in the callcenter making 12-14 an hour. Except my retarded ass couldn't get above 45 WPM. FEDX was also not willing to work around my school schedule. UPS was more than willing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 damn, i know where ima apply for a job soon pistol: is fuck the buff still down? i was trying to have a looksie on sunday, but it wouldnt work.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 ups starts at least 8 bucks, and i know fedex is like 9.50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatBoy Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 i work for fed ex been working there for 3 years and before that i worked for ups fed ex is much better. are u applying for fedex at the airport or at a hub? the airport pays less and more work i drive and i am on the road all day so its a dope job just alot of driving and shit it get tiring. i started as a cargo handler and they are gonna have u doing some stupid shit its not worth it pluss if ur 21 u can drive and work part time and u get full benefits and about 4 to 5 dollars more its so much better just make sure u can pass ur piss test for either position and u have to be able to lift 75 pounds and they will make u lift it in front of them i dont know what im typing right now im drunk but dont drink and dirve u will either get fired or have to work in the office and take a crazy paycut wow thats alot of typing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 i sure he'd be ok with the piss test and not drinking and driving, but that 75 lbs test could show him the door.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang i'm applying for fedex on friday. andyone work at these places? can you give me some interview or just all around job advice? i tried ups but i ddint realize you have to call back and ask about the interview, so here i am at fedex. any help is appreciated. package handler eh?? the gaydar is going off the charts here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 the guy who drives the UPS truck up to my building is super cool. he knows everybody and chills with the ladies on the steps. He used to rock the jehri-curl, but now he's got the baldhead. It wouldn't be so bad driving around. I'd LOVE to be a postman who gets to 'walk the beat'. Being a mail sorter or package humper* would be just awful. *hump as in : to move something... therefore -undertone immunity declared- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatBoy Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 yea im on the rode from 4am till about 3pm but i only do work from about 7 till 12 so the rest of the time i chill out at my stops talk to all the chicks on my route smoke and get free food because i delever to burgerking everyday maybe thats y im fat cause i sit in a truck and eat all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 ill give you a job handling my package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 shame on you TT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 How much do I get.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 This thread is good for some laughs. My goal in life is to become Doug Heffernan complete with fine ass Leah Remini as a wife. :lol: @ the blatant homosexual undertones. immunity is gay too. take it like a man bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol take it like a man bitch. ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by Kilo7- the guy who drives the UPS truck up to my building is super cool. he knows everybody and chills with the ladies on the steps. He used to rock the jehri-curl, but now he's got the baldhead. It wouldn't be so bad driving around. I'd LOVE to be a postman who gets to 'walk the beat'. Being a mail sorter or package humper* would be just awful. *hump as in : to move something... therefore -undertone immunity declared- worrying about the affect of undertones is just as incriminating as if you just flat out said it.... homie. ;) just fuckin with you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by mr_president don't do it. trust me. a friend of mine was a box loader at one of those places, you have to wake up early as shit, work like m-f, and get like only $6 bucks. you've been warned. i wonder who would put thier packages in the boxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 fuck that shit get a job at mcdonaldes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 4, 2002 Author Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by nomadawhat i sure he'd be ok with the piss test and not drinking and driving, but that 75 lbs test could show him the door.... DUDE I TOTALLY LIFTED YOUR MOM (ABOUT 275 LBS) AND NAILED HER AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY PACKAGE. IT'S ALL GOOD. (jokes..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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