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get to know yoru 12oz family. part 1

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Tyler Durden, Jan 10, 2002.

  1. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    okay, this may be a weekly thing from now on but im gonna post an interview with 1 person every so often so we get to know each other better then we'll have shit to talk about when we all meet up at the 12oz family picnic and sit around eating fig newtons.

    this weeks inetview is zack morris, im sorry hes so pathetic and boring, its not my fault though, ill think up more interesting things in the future. ta ta and good day.

    sxetek123: 1)name
    EyeHeartElvis: my real name?
    sxetek123: ill ask the questions here
    sxetek123: name?
    EyeHeartElvis: ok
    EyeHeartElvis: Zacko Morris
    sxetek123: whatever.
    sxetek123: 2)how long have you been writing for?
    EyeHeartElvis: I leanred how to write in the first grade
    sxetek123: we're all proud.
    EyeHeartElvis: so that means 12 years ago
    EyeHeartElvis: no wait 13
    EyeHeartElvis: yeah, 13
    EyeHeartElvis: I never learned math though
    sxetek123: 3) when did you last get some fuckin action with the hoes?
    sxetek123: ok, i didnt ask for your lifes story.
    sxetek123: just answer the question
    EyeHeartElvis: september 1st 2000 in nashville tennesee, and I still don't know her last name
    sxetek123: ok......(yawn)........
    sxetek123: 4)whats your opinion on the 12oz site?
    EyeHeartElvis: I think that its funny...since I mostly just hang out in channel zero
    sxetek123: loser.
    sxetek123: 5)whats a typical day like in the life of zacky morris?
    EyeHeartElvis: wake up around noon-ish, watch tv for a while. hop in the shower around 3, get out of shower and sit around some more and either go out and hang out with "muh niggaz" or I sit in front of my computer or tv. then usually my girl friend will call sometime when her cell phone is free and we talk for a few hours since she is going to school 3 hours away
    sxetek123: awww thats sweet
    sxetek123: so how often do you guys bone?
    EyeHeartElvis: I know
    EyeHeartElvis: we don't
    EyeHeartElvis: you already asked when the last time I got laid was
    EyeHeartElvis: and that was almost a year and a half ago
    sxetek123: so how many times a day then? ball park figure......4? 5?
    sxetek123: thats question 7 by the way
    EyeHeartElvis: how many what's a day?
    sxetek123: forget it....
    sxetek123: next question
    EyeHeartElvis: ok
    sxetek123: 8)whats the deal with the fetish you got with wanting to urinate in girls assholes?
    EyeHeartElvis: you should just paste the IM conversation instead of the questions and the answers...it would be more comical... you cunt monster
    sxetek123: i am doing that
    sxetek123: and your ruining my interview bitch
    sxetek123: answer the question
    EyeHeartElvis: its not really a fetish...I just think it would be funny
    sxetek123: dont sass mouth me
    sxetek123: nah, you told me you wanted to do it to every girl
    EyeHeartElvis: wouldn't you laugh if you pee'd in some girls anus
    sxetek123: especially sarah michelle gellar
    sxetek123: pissing in the anus isnt funny
    EyeHeartElvis: think about it..the second she stands up striahgt a waterfall of yellow goodness would fall out of her
    sxetek123: ok..your a moron.
    EyeHeartElvis: I would get cool points for pissing in sarah michelle gellars butt
    sxetek123: why dont you just fuck her?
    EyeHeartElvis: thats too simple
    sxetek123: yeah
    sxetek123: something tells me she wouldnt want to fuck too bad after you piss in her butt
    EyeHeartElvis: how many questions are left?
    sxetek123: ummmmm
    sxetek123: i dunno, however many i want....
    sxetek123: 2
    sxetek123: ?
    EyeHeartElvis: i'm sure she wouldn't either
    EyeHeartElvis: ok
    sxetek123: ok, question the eighth....
    sxetek123: if you could have one thing in the world what would it be?
    EyeHeartElvis: a genie that would grant me 3 wishes
    EyeHeartElvis: does that count?
    sxetek123: you dumbass
    sxetek123: thats stupid
    EyeHeartElvis: haha
    sxetek123: because then i have to waste a question asking you what the wishes are
    sxetek123: your really bad at this......
    EyeHeartElvis: but then I could have everything in the world, plus 2 wishes
    EyeHeartElvis: I try
    sxetek123: fuck you, your worthless
    sxetek123: whats the ideal woman to you?
    sxetek123: thats # 9 by the way
    EyeHeartElvis: my mom said that to me today
    sxetek123: well your mom knows where its at cause i showed her last night
    EyeHeartElvis: I know I am going to hear shit form you about this since you dis my taste in the female species
    EyeHeartElvis: your poor poor man..my mom is a fucking beast
    sxetek123: your telling me.
    sxetek123: just say it, say you like emo bitches so i can move on.
    sxetek123: your so boring...why did i start with YOU?
    EyeHeartElvis: ok my ideal girl...slender frame, short dark hair, I want the type of girl that chews on the ends of her sleeves when she is slighjtly nervous and always has that cute little smile on her face. and no I'm not into the classic emo bitch, tey are too sad f and cliche for me..I like a girl that is even more sick and twisted than I am, the kind that makes fun of dead people with me and makes random death threats at old women....yet is still amazing fine during the whole fiasco
    sxetek123: um...very detailed you idiot.....
    sxetek123: what about the porn stars with the fake tits?
    sxetek123: cmon, you can rub your head in between them.
    sxetek123: and make truck noises
    EyeHeartElvis: fake tits are gross
    sxetek123: oh shutup you know youd do it
    sxetek123: anyway
    EyeHeartElvis: I think that its shallow that a girl would do that to her body because she thinks guys will like her more because she has these 2 sacks in her chest making her look like she stufs her bra with a beachball
    sxetek123: ok....listen to me...i dont care.
    sxetek123: that was not a question for you to answer. no one cares.
    EyeHeartElvis: then don't aska question you want no one to answer
    sxetek123: question the ninth: describe me or give your opinion of me in as many words possible.
    EyeHeartElvis: you already asked question 9 you incompetant idiot
    EyeHeartElvis: some cock faced ass hole that lives in long island and likes to talk mad shit to people when he isn't bitching about all his little problems that no one cares about
    sxetek123: cool, i couldnt have described myself better
    sxetek123: you forgot shallow though/
    sxetek123: ok, question 9- what are your plans for the future?
    EyeHeartElvis: to get very rich..VERY rich...I want to have mtv come over tour my "crib" just because I am that rich
    EyeHeartElvis: that the third time you have asked question number 9
    sxetek123: no its not you brain dead buffoon
    sxetek123: ok....question 9: whos your favorite member of 12oz?
    sxetek123: besides me of course.......
    EyeHeartElvis: yes it is
    EyeHeartElvis: haha
    sxetek123: what the hell, include me
    sxetek123: you know im your favorite
    sxetek123: cmon
    sxetek123: say it
    EyeHeartElvis: i don't think I have a favorite member
    sxetek123: yes you do
    sxetek123: cmon
    sxetek123: say its me
    EyeHeartElvis: i don't have a favorite member
    sxetek123: fine, know what? fuck you i dont care i hate you.
    EyeHeartElvis: good...i hate you too
    sxetek123: good
    sxetek123: with that out of the way, on with the interview.
    EyeHeartElvis: ok
    EyeHeartElvis: are we still on question 9?
    sxetek123: question 9) what do you think people will think/say/do when they read this post?
    EyeHeartElvis: laugh at question 9
    EyeHeartElvis: thats what I am doing
    sxetek123: well your a loser
    sxetek123: ok ok ok, this is getting boring.
    EyeHeartElvis: yeah..its getting a bit too goofy, even for me
    sxetek123: question 11) what happened to question 10?
    sxetek123: dont answer that im fuckin around
    sxetek123: ok
    EyeHeartElvis: boo..I had a good answer
    sxetek123: 10)any "shout outs" to your "peeps" and whats one thing that people should know about you?
    sxetek123: fine anser it i dont care
    EyeHeartElvis: no shout outs...ummm lets see one thing people should know...I don't know what people should know...to be truthful I don't care what they know about me
    sxetek123: your so damn boring why did i pick you????
    EyeHeartElvis: because you have no friends
    sxetek123: frink wouldve been a much better choice i bet, hes like mr. popufuckinlarity around there.
    sxetek123: oh i have friends fuck you
    sxetek123: fuck all of you
    EyeHeartElvis: I'm glad the 12oz community doesn't like me
    sxetek123: same here
    EyeHeartElvis: plus frink posts alot
    sxetek123: well cause hes aloser
  2. intercept

    intercept Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2000 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    you have too much time on your hand good idea but it will never take...........///.................................
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
  4. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
  5. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    ok im getting online now, interview me, ive always wanted to be interviewed.
  6. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    interview me..i've led a wasteful life with plenty of adventures to share with everyone. :spent:
  7. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    intervyooz iz fun
    me next!... after TT
  8. platapie

    platapie Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 5,865 Likes Received: 4
    haha i found this slightly amusing and will most liekly read all these interviews you do. good lookign out.


    i wanna do it! pick me, pick me!!!
  10. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    loving it.
  11. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    bojangles you did not answer my questions to life.
  12. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    i enjoyed reading the interview found it somewhat funny....ill read more if they are posted...
  13. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    wow....um....ok...i am guessing from the posts and from the 20 im's i got about doing interviews that people are interested, one a day perhaps? we'll see. next on the list is either frink or tt boy. although im sure that if everyone really likes this ill attempt to get the elusive and wiley seeking to do an interview or something...hahaha oh thatll be sweet.....hahah

    childern, form a line by the door please, single file, no pushing, no cutting, thank you.


    mustve missed it, im checkin it now!
  15. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    I'll never be interviewed because I only get online at work and I get in trouble if I download anything... shucks.