seeking Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 so, if you clicked on this thread, then you are of course familiar with our good friend and mod, Tesseract. you've seen his posts, know of his political views, his taste in girls (which is impeccable i might add), his proclivity towards booze and his inability to drive without smashing into things! but what about the things you don't know? most probably know that he lives in greece, but how many of you know that Tesser is not american? that might sound dumb, and you might be saying 'gosh seeks, of course i knew he wasnt american!'....ok, maybe you did 'know' that, but did you know that english is not his first language? 'of course we know that seeks, i mean...duh!' ok, but did you ever stop and notice...hey, wait a second, 'Tesseract the greek' speaks better english than 80% of americans?! how did that happen?' i dont know guys, maybe we should make a thread and ask him? DOH! look, let's use this one right here! Dear Tesser, please tell us some things about yourself. how long have you been speaking english? how much of your english skills are a product of 12oz? how ridiculous do you sound trying to actually speak english? do you ever hang out with your friends at the 'pub' or whatever the fuck you call it, and say shit like 'wonk saggin', only to have everyone look at you all confused? do your friends ever ask you to translate rap lyrics for them? when you find lost and lonely american girls over there, exploring the beauty that is greece, do you ever try and use your ghetto-centric english skills to get the ass? if you do get the ass, do you talk dirty to them in english, like in an american porno? have you ever uttered the phrase: "take the dick, you little american slut"? do you ever try to get them to trade their jeans - '...no, the ones you have on right now...yes, right here, in the bar...c'mon girl, it's ok, what happens in greece, stays in greece?' for a shot of uzo? have you seen the commercials for the new movie about 'alexander the great'? is that really how it happened? do you guys have celebrations every year like we do for christopher columbus and george washing carver? those are just some things i'd like to know. i'm sure other members have their own questions that have been 'burning a hole' in their pocket for years, just waiting for the chance to throw them out on the table. nows the time guys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Maybe Tess can give 160 some lessons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I actually had no idea he wasn't american.. or from an english speaking area. Awesome. I have no questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Please..........Tesseract........Answer the American tourist/girl question! And post some of your graffiti too......If you don't write then that's cool too.........but.......tell us how you feel about the USA.......Do Greek people hate Americans? Or do they love us? Getting to know you.........to know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by Asickeronius Please..........Tesseract........Answer the American tourist/girl question! And post some of your graffiti too......If you don't write then that's cool too.........but.......tell us how you feel about the USA.......Do Greek people hate Americans? Or do they love us? Getting to know you.........to know! damn youre on another persons nuts now too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 http://www.shermgrafik.com/cocktailtess.jpg'> i have no questions either, but i'll definitely appreciate! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one http://www.shermgrafik.com/cocktailtess.jpg hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I have no questions whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 dear tesseract what are your feelings about the recent expansion of the athens subway system? good for athens , or bad for archeology sincerely mikro137 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 16, 2004 Author Share Posted September 16, 2004 if tess doesnt show up soon, this is going to be the biggest failure since ishtar. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 what kind of food do you enjoy eating? yeah yeah, greek food right, but what specifically? i'm hungry now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 is baklava a popular greek dessert or is it only americans who are all over it? do you like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 how do you say, "take the dick, you little american slut"? in greek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 dear mr. tesseract, is seeking a kariolis or just some kind of mouno pano? are you some kind of greek tavanzi? where is the mounothyella? where are the greek women with the oreo visya??? thank you for your time, sincerely, ralph nader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo how do you say, "take the dick, you little american slut"? in greek? say "gamo ton shisto bou s'eshese" instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 are your relatives fat and loud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 i almost forgot to ask, ever heard of tarpon sprngs, florida? i once lived there and there was a large greek community. i heard it's the only other place in the world (besides greece) where there is sponge diving. is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 fat, loud and obnoxious? Do you understand what 'greek' means in terms of north american sexual slang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Im glad this wasnt directed at me, ha! Come on Tess, type up a couple of pages... Since youre not in school anyway, this can be your english homework. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Tesseract (and others) please watch this and let me know what you think. Then I will be able to truly judge you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 i know how to get him to respond... So i hear all greek women are mad hairy, yo! LIke hairy, like chobaka(sp?) hairy? whats that like do you get hair in your mouth when you kiss them? When your done holding hands do you need to brush off your palms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Tesseract, can I sleep in your bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Tesseract, while you ever produce ANYTHING you owe me ? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 bump for tesseract. ive always had respect for him due to the fact, like seeking said he speaks better English that most people on this board, considering it not being his mother tongue. even though, the whole "what-does-tessseracts-name-mean?" thing went straight over my head. ok, so its a shape? ps. i saw a girl with a "pinup" mesh hat tonite. i thought of our favourite frenchie. [off topic] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by seeking have you ever uttered the phrase: "take the dick, you little american slut"? this had me laughing for the longest time seeks. oh, and europe, chewbacca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by seeking if tess doesnt show up soon, this is going to be the biggest failure since ishtar. :( alright, am I the only one who thought that movie was awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 am i the only one whos never heard of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by sneak even though, the whole "what-does-tessseracts-name-mean?" thing went straight over my head. ok, so its a shape? Go read the book "A wrinkle in time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 have you ever been to americia? you must of had tons of diffrent kind of women out there recently due to the olympics and just all around crazyness....any storys?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 i still think tesseract is the one that made the sims page google sims tesseract... dont lie.. can tess dance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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