RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I think it's time to break up with the girlfriend. So I check the email a few minutes ago and there's a list of about 10 things that she's got issues with. "You seem really in to yourself as in what I am doing things will be planned around me." say what? "Your busy lets face the facts you are I try and tell you whats up you dont have time and just go with it." So tell her 'I dont understand'. She didn't get that it was her grammar I didn't understand. Can you break up with a girl on account of bad grammar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 that sounds like something seinfeld would break up with a girl for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 i would. but, i'm an asshole, i am always correcting my friends grammar. bad grammar is one of my pet peeves. :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Nov 29 2005, 11:59 AM that sounds like something seinfeld would break up with a girl for Quoted post hahahaha! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Bad grammar is cute, but not that cute. That second line just goes too far. But good for you for being way into yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Nov 29 2005, 01:59 PM that sounds like something seinfeld would break up with a girl for Quoted post Haha true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I broke up with a girl after peeping what was on her iPod. NO LIE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 29 2005, 12:55 PM Can you break up with a girl on account of bad grammar? Quoted post absolutely...it falls in the she's not smart enough to hang category. plus Christmas is coming. so what were the other eight things that are "wrong" with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I didnt call a girl back after a date because her feet were mad dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I once broke up with a girl for mocking me when the Leafs were losing by two. Yeah, it was regular season, but like two weeks before the playoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Well to be honest, the iPod topped it off. Here's what pushed me over the edge. We were at some movie place, and you know those shamrock things u can throw down a dollar on and you get your name on it and they put it up blah blah blah. Anyways they had something like that there, we get to the cashier and the guy asks her, "Would you like to donate a dollar to the Hellen Keller foundation?" She cocks her head and replies, "Who the fuck is Hellen Keller?" I left and sat in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Nov 29 2005, 07:04 PM I didnt call a girl back after a date because her feet were mad dirty. Quoted post if she was wearing sandals you done fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 yeah bad grammer is bad or when trying to pull bitches off myspace or something i immediately quit fucking with t hem if they TyPe LyK dIs god thats all bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 She wasnt wearing sandals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KephaOneLove Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 haha,,,duece funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 29 2005, 07:55 PM Can you break up with a girl on account of bad grammar? Quoted post theres a first time for anything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diggity Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 bro, she gave you a list of things she has issues with. isnt that reason enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I had to quit this one bitch cause of her laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 meh, unless you really feel like you want to stay, fuck it. or keep her around for poon. and all girls are dumb anyway. bad grammar is a big turnoff, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Quoted post plus Christmas is coming. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Nov 29 2005, 07:43 PM or keep her around for poon Quoted post :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Nov 29 2005, 03:03 PM so what were the other eight things that are "wrong" with you? one was something like "youd rather read a newspaper in the hammock than hang out with me." well.... I like to do like my hammock and the sunday paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I really think it would be hilarious to break up with a girl by giving her a solid punch in the fucking mouth, possibly followed by yelling "FOOTBALL! WOOOO!" in her face. Try that out, tell me how it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 or just kick dat bitch in da pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by DETO@Nov 29 2005, 01:59 PM i would. but, i'm an asshole, i am always correcting my friends grammar. bad grammar is one of my pet peeves. :hatred: Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 P.S. "but, I'm an asshole, I'm always correcting my friends' grammar" It should be "But I'm an asshole; I'm always correcting my friends' grammar." ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 or! get a video of you sucking off one of your friends and then spitting the cum into a bowl of brownie mix! and then make the brownies and give her the brownies and the video! THEN ..omg .. THEN YOU CAN GIVE HER THE BROWNIES AND THE VIDEO OMG. HER EATING OF THE BROWNIES WILL BE PERFECTLY TIMED WITH WHEN THE VIDEO COMES ON. HOLY FUCKS./ or just say.. yo your grammar is fucking retarded, enroll in an english class or bounce. bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 i read about that brownie thing on a myspace bulletin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 its been around since i'd say.. 95. in several different forms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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