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GET FIRED

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shoekeys, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. shoekeys

    shoekeys Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 258 Likes Received: 0
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    I've been trying to get fired from my wretched job for the past 3 weeks
    and I've come to a conclusion that the "GEORGE CASTANZA THEORY",
    does in fact, work.
    here is a list of things I have done in the past week alone:

    1. Called in 'sick' last 'Sunday morning' or 4:30am Saturday night,
    completely wasted. Loud music and other drunken people talking in background, manager asks, "if Im sick?" and my wasted response is, "Its gonna be one of those days, if ya catch my drift".....
    2. IVE DONE NO WORK FOR 6 WEEKS. NOTHING. NADA.NONE.NAN.
    3. Come 15 minutes late for the next 2 days.
    4. Call in 20 minutes before Wednesdays shift starts and mumble "something has come up, I cant make it in"..(we're supposed to call 4 hours before)
    5. Late again the next day.
    6. Don't show up or call yesterday
    7. 15 minutes late again today, I was in the building but I stopped to chat with a few guys from the print shop.


    So what the fuck is going on??!
    I have to admit, things this week got real drastic, real fast.
    But im at my wits end! It makes no sense!
    Initially I thought my not doing any work
    would get my ass fired, but no one seems to care or notice.
    I don't know what to do, Im 5 minutes away from sending my manager
    an email with the word nigger in it.
     
  2. sweetcherry

    sweetcherry Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 16, 2003 Messages: 1,016 Likes Received: 0
    how bout instead of being fired, QUIT...or just put a move on your boss(it would be better if they were same sex)
     
  3. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    fire usually helps with this topic.
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  4. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Yeah why don't you just quit? And why are you trying to get fired? Don't you know how scarace jobs are these days?
     
  5. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    Sweetcherry has a point!
    Just Quit!
     
  6. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    go to work sloshed, and drink at work..... instead of doing nothing, do what you're suposed to do real bad, that gets noticed a lot quicker.
     
  7. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    but if you're fired, you can say that the boss just didn't like you.

    its a he said she said thing. if you quit, that just shows you are a quitter and doesn't look good on your next application...


    of course i'm just guessing....
     
  8. shoekeys

    shoekeys Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 258 Likes Received: 0
    Im trying to get fired because Im moving across the country in
    2 weeks and I could care less about this hole and their
    corporate mission statement.
    And getting fired is way more entertaining then quitting.
    quitting is for losers.
    George Castanza never quit.
     
  9. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    You should really use this place as a reference. You usually have to explain gaps in you're employment.
     
  10. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    I'm saying go to work sloshed. You will either take care of the problem you are having not being fired, or you will have an unofficial go-ahead to come in drunk every day. Bring a bottle of jager with you everywhere in the office place, and just sip on it continuously. If asked, just mumble something about herpes.
     
  11. shoekeys

    shoekeys Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 258 Likes Received: 0

    My explanation will be, "working for the man, gets you no where Stan"
    and then I will go drink a long island iced tea with my friends at the beach.
     
  12. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

    Joined: Jun 23, 2003 Messages: 1,601 Likes Received: 0
    I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS...

    IF YOU QUIT, YOU DON'T GET UNEMPLOYMENT.

    :king:
     
  13. sweetcherry

    sweetcherry Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 16, 2003 Messages: 1,016 Likes Received: 0
    ohh i have a good idea....pee in a snapple bottle and pretend its snapple...and give it to your boss...heheh
     
  14. JimmieWalker

    JimmieWalker Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2003 Messages: 1,345 Likes Received: 0
    Walk into you bosses office and ask him to donate to the "human fund" and when he finds out that there is no human fund you will get fired..or you can tell him you celibrate festivase.
     
  15. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

    Joined: Jun 23, 2003 Messages: 1,601 Likes Received: 0
    hold your piss in from NOW, until you get to the office. Then when your boss goes to lunch, go in his office, PISS EVERYWHERE and accidentaly leave something with your name on it in the office.:lol:
     
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