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Get Down and Give Me 20 You Little Maggots!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, May 8, 2002.

  1. Pistol

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    Get Down and Give Me 20 You Little Maggots!

    Discussion started by Pistol - May 8, 2002

    Just kidding.
    I just voluntered to be a Youth Basketball coach at the park around the block. My little nephew was on the team. But they didn't have a coach. If they didn't get a coach there would be NO TEAM. They said "oh yeah 2 practices a week at 1 hour a practice plus a game on Friday night" So I'm like cool I can handle that. Then I go in there and the dude says "Well there could be games on Tues, Fri, or Sat since there are so many teams." So I'm like what the fuck now I gotta be open 4 days a week. so much for summer school. And there's only 7 kids on my team. A brother and sister and my little nephew. I barely have enough for a team. 5 players on the court at a time.
    oh well let's get physical, physical.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied May 8, 2002

    thats fucking cool man, i think im gonna voulnteer to coach a kids hocky team maybe next season. playing team sports was some of the best times of my life, and fuck, kids should get that chance.
     
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    Intangible - Replied May 8, 2002

    Thats coo...I'd want to coach Baseball....but I doubt I'll ever get unlazy enough to do it..
     
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  4. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied May 8, 2002

    when I was growing up my family was too poor to enter me in aleague for team sports. Now I write my name on trains so I can feel cool.
     
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    Remi Martin - Replied May 8, 2002

    good lookin out pistol......fuck it yo...right a script about bball in east los and pitch that mofo to the crackheads at mirimax
     
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    dai - Replied May 8, 2002

    that's dope, im glad you're doing something for a new generation. it'll give them something to do in the summer, rather than grow up like us!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  7. When

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    When - Replied May 8, 2002

    sounds like fun
    just dont hit a ref
     
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    Pistol - Replied May 8, 2002

    yeah whenoone. i might have to do that if were in the last game of the season without a win.

    but actually that's what I was worried about. like how to handle an angry parent and shit. some of them sound brutal. but so far the ones I've talked to on the phone already sound like nice 20-30 yo ladies. I have a feeling my Spanish is gonna be real good this summer.

    Hopefully the season will be chill.:cool:

    haha Zack. Hopefully I'll be saving a kid from posting his shaven body online with only a plate covering his manhood.;)
     
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    Smart - Replied May 8, 2002

    teach them the triangle and then sleep as much as you can
     
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    Of course. I follow the Lakers and have even read Sacred Hoops. So I should go undefeated this season.

    I'll be happy if I can keep the kids interested in the game/practice for an hour much less teaching them plays.
     
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  11. When

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    When - Replied May 8, 2002

    screw it go crazy and knock everyone out

    wonk slwothgin :lol:
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied May 8, 2002

    come down with elbows-aimed after jumpshots..

    make'em little savages.....teach them how to foul.
    i grew up playing soccer in hawaii...that shit hurt for days...cliets to the shin...intentional kicks to the knee..
     
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    When - Replied May 8, 2002

    best idea yet
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied May 8, 2002

    just don't become another "hockey dad"
     
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  15. OVERsketched

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    OVERsketched - Replied May 8, 2002

    Props to Pistol,
    That is what the whole fucking world needs to learn to do. I mean when i was a kid i loved playing sports...... And if those freak parents loose control well kep your cool an just fuck with there head they get even angrier when they cant piss someone off....heheh keep the good work up.