Guest Stapler Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 I was talking to a friend today and some how we got on the subject of what not to do or eat at places cause people jack of onto the food. She told me about a family friend that got Genetal Herpes after she told the restaraunt to take the steak she ordered back and to cook it more. It had some cream sauce on it and the cook jacked off onto it. When she got it back she ate it without realising. The next day she had Genetal Herpes. And now she cant get rid of it cause it stays with you your whole life. I would have bashed the cook for that and the reason they found out was because someone else came in earlier with the same thing and had eaten at the same place the a night before her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 well if she hadn't rubbed the steak all over her crotch before she ate it she probably would have been all right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legal Speed Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 fucking right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 is herpes natural? cuz my friend has it and says its natural im like no its not and people laugh at him because his last name is adolf but thats off the topic is herpes natural?hehe one day he came to school all tehse scabs on his mouth im like thats fuckin deescusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JIGSAW Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Thats one lame ass excuse for her relative being a slut...I work at a restuarant though and none of that shit goes on except pissing in the pickle bucket.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 seriously that cook would have gottin fuccked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by the A squad is herpes natural? cuz my friend has it and says its natural im like no its not and people laugh at him because his last name is adolf but thats off the topic is herpes natural?hehe one day he came to school all tehse scabs on his mouth im like thats fuckin deescusting I don't know what he means by natural but like when you get small cold sores in your mouth and stuff like that...its actually herpes but not the same type normally assoctiated with STD's. If you have ever had a cold sore you more than likely have herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 She didnt get it from being a slut she got them on her mouth and she had never had any cold sores in her life, just goes to show what an agitated cook can do......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 i have herpes. damn cold sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 seriously now imma go fuck get drunk because i have a cold sore aka herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 This is comparable in overall scariness to the incident with the evil anthropomorphic woodchipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 i jack off on my own food usually, it gives it kind of a zest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 zesto!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.htm its an urban legend, nothing more. i highly doubt the herpes virus could be trasmitted like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/graphics/sprmcel2.gif'> AAAAAAHHH!!!!! i'm making a stencil of this thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Urban Legends like this one are true. There is always going to be somebody telling a bullshit story like this but there are actual cases of it happening. And not everything you read on the net is true, and not everything people post on the net is true.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 yeah man, that sounds like a coverstory..its not a family friend, its her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 tough shit,it's hard to chew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA..... breath... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard stapler. not to dis you man. youre cool and everything but that isnt possible unless she stuck it up her pussy to let it marinate some more. and i doubt very many kitchens would let a guy jerk off. he just whipped it out in front of hte other kitchen staff and gave it a go? thats pretty unbelievable. sounds like your friend couldnt come up with an excuse for getting it. that sucks though. hope you werent fuckin her..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Nah she didnt get it in her pussy cause if i got told that i would laugh and shrug it off. She got it on her mouth. Which is believable, the reason the topic is about gental herpes is cause i think that is what the name for the gemr thingy is. No dis taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 oh ok. well, that makes it a little less far fetched but i still dont think it coulda happened because to transmit herpese you have to come in contact with an open sore or something an open sore touched. so the guy wouldve had to have open sores on his cock and rubbed it all over it. i highly doubt it man. something like 80 % of the people in the world have herpes (on the mouth . simplex one?). its quite possible shes had it and never got a break out before. im studying to be a chef. i can already tell it will be annoying as fuck if people send shit back all the time. i agree that if its not satisfactory you should send it back though. the restaurants im gonna be workin in will bring me up on charges if i do some shit like that. not that i would anyway. my e mails bluntedbuddhist@hotmail.com. hit me up sometime or next time im e mailin kids ill check you. peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeHatesCops Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Im afraid to eat at restraunts now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 hahaha. be afraid man. be very afraid. nah just be courtious if if you send something back. seiously, be very polite. at least not rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeHatesCops Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 my grandma is rich, and is very mean to waiters, i shudder to think what shes eaten in her food, and when im with her, i apologize to the waiters, and try to be extra nice just so i dont get a baked potato, with generous helpings of natures own I cant believe its not butter :spent: :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 thats definitely a good idea. but in a high class restaurant the hygiene standards are through the roof. if shes paying a lot for her food she probably doesnt have to worry about being a bitch to the waiters. but if she talks shit about the chefs she may be in for some nasty shit. i doubt it though. if a chef is caught or ratted out for doing something like that hes in deep shit. but a lot of chefs can be pretty fuckin cocky and arrogant and if you dis their food they get PISSED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SE4_2002 Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 .. Thats fucking nasty!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 hahaa........urrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh......just got a mental image............urghhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeHatesCops Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 well she usual eats at pretty pricey place, but this one time at red robin, she was like, you didnt make this salad right, what is your problem, what is wrong with people today, bla bla bla, and sent it back, i was pretty worried that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colour Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 and then afterwards she was like "hmm, this tastes good now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 "the ranch dressing looks a little stale and watery.." that isn't ranch you dried up old hag.... dis my salad.. i'll give you somethin to munch on.. mmmm yeah.. you like that huh.. yummmy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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