Home Time Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 So a little while ago i get off the night bus with another man, must of been 4, 5am. He whistles at me tilting his head back as a signal for me to come over. Small man, about 5'5 possibly from portugal. 'Where are you going' he asks. I say home. 'Can i join you' !! .At that point it knew what i was in for now. A whole 2 streets walk with a man who was pointing out points where he wanted to suck me off. 'Ive got condoms if you like'. It was never ending, the man was doing some hard begging. I pointed out spots where he would find other men, like along the highstreet around the shops. I tried letting him off gently even though on most days I would of put him out cold. I had been out painting, dressed like i was living on the streets it struck me when the guy told me he liked the look of me. When asked why i came over to him when he called me i told him i thought he was selling pirate dvd's or something. He also invited me back to his. I am not proud of myself. Gay experiences are unkind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 so, this wasn't a gay experience. see, had it been i would ahve laughed at you. anyhow, why didn't you just tell him to fuck off? punch to the face? wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Its gay alright. Unless you wanna go worse.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 yeah, it's got its gay factor. you should've punched him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Dude you passed up free head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jul 27 2005, 01:05 PM yeah, it's got its gay factor. you should've punched him. Quoted post I had just been painting, and had a few things on me. I didn't want to cause attention to myself. And yes I passed up the chance for free head and anal in the bushes. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 and having a gay puerto rican follow you home isn't calling attention to yourself? you shoulda punched him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 portugese man...whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Thats happend to me, I feel like its payback for all the girls I made feel uncomfortable when I was 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Jul 27 2005, 01:14 PM Dude you passed up free head. Quoted post HAHAHAHHA - A friend of a friend who is italian or some shit was in KingsKross, Sydney (where all the brothels/hookers/junkies are) and was pretty plastered. Trying to hail a taxi to get home he got given a lift by some old asian guy. Too drunk to know better he hopped in and ten minutes later the guys says "I bet you've got a big salami dick like my italian boyfriend'. Dude promptly excused himself from the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Wait....Home Time is gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 And yes I passed up the chance for free head and anal in the bushes. yuck.gif God, you must feel terrible now that it's finally sinking in. Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jul 27 2005, 07:28 AM Too drunk to know better he hopped in and ten minutes later the guys says "I bet you've got a big salami dick like my italian boyfriend'. Dude promptly excused himself from the car. Quoted post I'd just like to point out that a 4" dick is a big salami dick to an old asian man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 it's fine. no harm done. you shouldn't have punched him just 'cause he's gay and an asshole. no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 hey, at least it wasn't a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 does it make me gay that i find this thread amusing? ya shoulda queer bashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 was he hott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by xen@Jul 27 2005, 07:47 AM does it make me gay that i find this thread amusing? Quoted post Yes. Toss my salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 where the hell are the female equivalents of that guy, take me to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jul 27 2005, 08:20 AM and having a gay puerto rican follow you home isn't calling attention to yourself? Quoted post Leave my father out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro+Jul 27 2005, 02:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Jul 27 2005, 02:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-casekonly@Jul 27 2005, 08:20 AM and having a gay puerto rican follow you home isn't calling attention to yourself? Quoted post Leave my father out of this. Quoted post [/b] :haha: And fatalist no he was not. Looked like one of them men that hang around on corners, in doorways trying to sell something. But so far no other gay experiences for me yet :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Jul 27 2005, 01:14 PM Dude you passed up free head. Quoted post haha gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 28, 2005 Author Share Posted July 28, 2005 I heard a rumour that FunTimePartTeam plays for the other side. Watch it. Shhhh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I was propositioned by tranny prostitutes outside Chinatown at 2 AM when I was out writing. I said no. I worked doing graphic design for a guy who had an underage asian homosexual living with him. 5 years ago when I was looking for work in the city I had a small black guy beg me to let him buy me coffee and I finally said ok because he kept saying "I really wanted to talk to me because you seem interesting". He asked me if I wanted to go back to his apartment and I said no way and he got all offended and left. Then, this year this guy saw me walking down the street and cornered me and started saying how familiar I look and how he wanted to buy me a coffee and was saying he was a musician and wanted me to go back to his apartment and play music with him. Then when I said no and told him I had to go he was like "how can I contact you, I want to be able to see you again" and I was like no way dude I don't even know you and left. When I was heading back on the train it hit me that it was the same small black guy that was hitting on me 5 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 so, casek, does that mean i should punch you when you hit on me? talk about gay factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Yes, you should have told him off, threatening shit about him sexually harassing you or somethin.... then kicked his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Jul 27 2005, 10:59 PM 5 years ago when I was looking for work in the city I had a small black guy beg me to let him buy me coffee Quoted post See, if GTA: SA had been out back then you would have known not to go out for hot coffee with some tiny black dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx+Jul 27 2005, 11:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WhiteOx - Jul 27 2005, 11:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Biggus Dickus@Jul 27 2005, 01:14 PM Dude you passed up free head. Quoted post HAHAHAHHA - A friend of a friend who is italian or some shit was in KingsKross, Sydney (where all the brothels/hookers/junkies are) Quoted post [/b] always a good time there, haha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Jul 28 2005, 01:00 AM so, casek, does that mean i should punch you when you hit on me? talk about gay factor. Quoted post gay? it's pudding, that's not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Kilo's Gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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