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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Jun 13, 2003.

  1. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    is it just me or...everytime i go see a movie, i have this
    immense build up of fart gas.
    and everytime, i am completely surrounded by people i
    rightly assume would rather not smell the dead air that
    came from my rectal cavern, so it stays put.
    when i leave the theatre its 6.3441 on the richter.


    oui oui?
  2. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    I always hate the first few dates with a new woman. Holding in farts all night...
  3. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    ehh i was watching finding nemo last night.
    farts were kept in check by the stroking of my crotch.. tell you girl it keeps you calm.
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    unfortunately, once you go to sleep...your body decides its fair game to let go of the buildup. apparently I woke a girl up once.
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    (obviously, these gentlemen are laughing at you because their humor is childish. they believe flatuence is endlessly funny.)