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GAS and the THEATRE

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Jun 13, 2003.

  1. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    GAS and the THEATRE

    Discussion started by BROWNer - Jun 13, 2003

    is it just me or...everytime i go see a movie, i have this
    immense build up of fart gas.
    and everytime, i am completely surrounded by people i
    rightly assume would rather not smell the dead air that
    came from my rectal cavern, so it stays put.
    when i leave the theatre its 6.3441 on the richter.


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    oui oui?
     
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    Æ° 12oz Senior Member

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    Æ° - Replied Jun 13, 2003

    I always hate the first few dates with a new woman. Holding in farts all night...
     
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  3. Al Green

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    Al Green - Replied Jun 13, 2003

    ehh i was watching finding nemo last night.
    farts were kept in check by the stroking of my crotch.. tell you girl it keeps you calm.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Jun 13, 2003

    unfortunately, once you go to sleep...your body decides its fair game to let go of the buildup. apparently I woke a girl up once.
     
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    http://www.hsj.org/cl/shades033/images/bcctm.jpg'>
    (obviously, these gentlemen are laughing at you because their humor is childish. they believe flatuence is endlessly funny.)
     
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