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GARLIC BREATHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    Helped this fat polack broad at work yesterday, see had a beard she also had GARLIC BREATH SO BAD I WAS GAGGING! I gagged in her face. She asked me whats wrong I said "I was out all night drinking" , I date a wop I've smelt some nasty Garlic relate stinks but this was THE WORST.

    SO LETS GET TO THE POINT how could she not know that her STINK was strong enough to make a guy tear up and gag?





    IF YOU GOT GARLIC BREATH CHEW SOME GUM DO SOMTHING YOU NASTY FUCKER!
     
  2. 2slim

    2slim Member

    Joined: Jun 16, 2001 Messages: 892 Likes Received: 1
    i saw a chick with a beard yesterday....there used to be this lady that worked at taco bell that had sideburns and a mustache
     
  3. Cracked Ass

    Cracked Ass Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 7,898 Likes Received: 47
    Ha! I can't agree. Garlic breath is healthy breath. Garlic is too good for you to diss it just because of the smell.
    Of course, I like the smell of diesel exhaust, creosote-stained railroad ties, and rusting metal, and don't get laid very often, so I am partially defined by my position on the garlic thing.
     
  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    I agree with cracked... it can be overpowering, but so can bannana breath... at least it's not that yuck mouth don't brush shit smell...
     
  5. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    i have a korean friend who has constant rank breath
    i explain this to him... but since it doesnt phase him.. he doesnt really care.
    its hard to concentrate when he talks to me sometimes though.

    i dont know..
    him being korean has nothing to do with his breath.

    but i could blame it on the kimchee


    _blakkah blakkah
     
  6. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    CRACKED I WAS ALMOST CRYING AND GAGGING LIKE A MOTHERSCRATCHER


    healthy or not I'm not down with smelling that shit on someone else!.....I too love the smell of creosote-stained ties......I love it when it's like 5 am and theres heat comming up my bare legs when wearing shorts!
     
  7. sneak

    sneak Guest

    leave a pack of gum on her desk or something...
    subtlety is the key.
     
  8. krie

    krie Guest

    eww garlics :yuck:
     
  9. skaterzoot

    skaterzoot Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2002 Messages: 501 Likes Received: 0
    i wish i had some garlic bread right now. YUM!
     
  10. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    id like to add some favorite smells...
    -fresh welds
    -body filler
    -new tires
    -smoke after spinning tires
    -rubbing alcohol
    -bandaids
    -new shoes

    garlic is damn good
    especially the garlic cloves that have been pickled
     
  11. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    :confused:
     
  12. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i used to work in this university bookstore and this russian guy used to come in and he smelled like sour milk with a combination of a ton of other smelly things..
     
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    worst smell ever: same girl on the rag....
     
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    once the girl is gone and there's a little scent of her on the pillow.

    damn that girl got to me.

    I have chicken roti breath.
     
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