maltliqourlive Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Take part in my experiment! - 22 if you click the link there is illustrations. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/61349251.html Reply to: anon-61349251@craigslist.org Date: Fri Feb 25 16:49:18 2005 1. Abstract of Experiment. You would like to go on a date with me. 2. Introduction. Hi, my name is Theresa. 2.1. Appearance. I am about 5’5” tall. I have dark brown hair, and blue/green eyes. I weigh approximately 115 pounds and I have no outstanding warrants for my arrest. Please note that, while my hair is approximately its natural color at present, it is liable to change three or four times a year. 2.3.a 2.2. Personality and Stuff. I am a law student at the University of San Diego. I am also a pianist, guitarist, soon-to-be violinist, tennis player, and cold-blooded killer who dabbles in drawing, painting and photography. I'm not a frequent gym patron, but I'm always up for a game of tennis, bowling or darts. I am playful and tricky (much like a hyena), but I can also be timid at times (like a tree frog). And, I can also be silently deadly at times (like a poisonous tree frog). But, mostly, I’m just a human. 2.3. Things I Do and Don't. I often read books or go to incredibly awesome concerts. I’m starting to cook more, and I used to be a DJ. Lately, I've been very busy with my law school studies but I’m augmenting the hard stuff with some diversionary classes: modern dance, music composition and an acting class. I taught some kids some crap over the summer, and I just bought a brand new, silver Mazda 3! 2.1.a I like to enjoy a few drinks, but I really don’t care for smoking (pretty gross). So, if you do have something to drink, I'll probably be happy to drink the same thing, whether it’s Two-Buck Chuck or a strange martini. Although I’m not playing that much tennis right now, I’ll hopefully be playing more and more as time passes. 2.1.b 3. Hypothesis. You are going to ask me out on a date soon. 4. Experiment. 4.1. Materials. I am extremely picky about my dates/potential future mate, and place higher value on intelligence, sense of humor, your great taste in music and the fact that you don’t still live with your mom, as opposed to your abs, pecs or the size of your wee-wee. (although being a really terribly hot drummer or something won’t hurt you). I'm particularly looking for someone who has interests, passions, and the courage to follow them for as long as it takes. If I'm interested in dating you, I'll probably want to see you several times a week, even if it's just once during the week, and once or twice on the weekends - maybe we’ll go out to lunch on a Tuesday or a Thursday, and I’ll wear something really cute – I might wear some of my really cute boots. You should know words like spank, homework and pandemonium, and phrases like "multiple orgasm," and "I’m in this place called ‘class.’" It would be a grave blow to our potential romantic relationship if you like listening to Kenny G, or if you look like Kenny G, or if you also kill people for a living (because we’d be competing for marks, and that would make things a bit strained… although if you really do kill people for a living, it still might work, as long as they are all bad people, or if you work outside the San Diego metro area. 4.2. Things We Can Do Together. We can go to a really rockin’ concert, play tennis, or see a movie. Or you can show me some of your artwork, or play me a few of your favorite albums (or get out an instrument and play me a song you wrote). Or we can just go out for coffee. Or better yet, we could go out to Bob’s Big Boy for Hot Fudge Cake. 5. Conclusions / Unanswered Questions. I’m even cuter than these illustrations suggest. You should e-mail me. Where have I been all your life? I like hot fudge cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Me date a Pianist? no thanks im straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Craigslist threads are worthless unless there are pictures of fatties with STDs. Trust me on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 If she was on myspace I'd send a friend request over her way....then I'd simutaneously wink and motion a my hand like a pistol and go "click click" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 THAT WASNT REALLY FUNNY GEEB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 ^^^ IF your still angry at me about what i said about asians then im sorry, please get off my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 IM NOT ANGRY, I JUST MERELY STATED THAT YOUR JOKE WASNT FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Okay then. next time ill be more FUNNY when i post ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exxell Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 thats too too much to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Mar 26 2005, 07:14 AM Okay then. next time ill be more FUNNY when i post ;) Quoted post GOOD, I'D LIKE THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 She seems like she may be funny. But then again, fat girls sound like I would fuck them on the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 ^haha words out muh mouf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 shes 22 and used to be a dj? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 hahaha geeb and turbo crackin me up. well, turbo is crackin me up. geeb, you are still not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 "or if you also kill people for a living " I got shot down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushkilldestroy Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 when are people going to learn that the internet isn't for finding boyfriend/girlfriends? the only thing the internet is good for is kiddie porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 fuck my thread, here you go. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/65656617.html and the response..... http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/65660944.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 I don't get this thread, this girl seems like your normal craigslist ad. Did you have contact with her or something? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THIS?!@!@?~!`1one!@`12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/65688678.html and this poor man's response http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/65691745.html *edit had the wrong link 1 :yuck: Thats gonna burn a little 2 hoe epidemic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...topic=62627&hl= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Tired of Broke Dudes I'm tired of not getting things I need, I work but it's just not enough, basically looking for a nice person to start off as friends and work our way up from there. I'm a mature 22 year old black female. I'm about 5'6" 150 pounds, black hair to my shoulders, brown eyes. To make this interesting lets see who can put tha most money in my paypal account if you real, send an email about yourself and I will send my pic and email. Holla ....and the party begins! this bitch gets trashed. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/64542913.html http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/64544763.html http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/64612083.html http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/w4m/64718427.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 i really dont understand why this craigs list shit is at all exciting for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 28 2005, 03:58 AM i really dont understand why this craigs list shit is at all exciting for you Quoted post me neither, i guess it entertains me, it's like a human zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 word.. best of used to keep me entertained for hours at work. esp the missed connections. but a while, it gets depressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltliqourlive Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Mar 28 2005, 03:16 AM I don't get this thread, this girl seems like your normal craigslist ad. Did you have contact with her or something? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THIS?!@!@?~!`1one!@`12 Quoted post I am also a pianist, guitarist, soon-to-be violinist, tennis player, and cold blooded killer who dabbles in drawing, painting and photography. It would be a grave blow to our potential romantic relationship if you like listening to Kenny G, or if you look like Kenny G, or if you also kill people for a living (because we’d be competing for marks, and that would make things a bit strained… although if you really do kill people for a living, it still might work, as long as they are all bad people, or if you work outside the San Diego metro area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 So... She likes lots of sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 she has a face in real life but no body... futurama stidow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader@Mar 26 2005, 08:47 AM She seems like she may be funny. But then again, fat girls sound like I would fuck them on the phone. Quoted post this is awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I am glad that a girl finds my chauvinistic jokes awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltliqourlive Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 "I am playful and tricky (much like a hyena), but I can also be timid at times (like a tree frog). And, I can also be silently deadly at times (like a poisonous tree frog). But, mostly, I’m just a human." i found this kinna foxy to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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