intercept Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 well i thought i'd start this cause theres a drunk one so here i go...and it can be also about shit you did when high....//.. feel free to add yours.. ..(getting up in the middle of a party with 90% of people i dont know)and saying shut up then sitting right back down ...ordering 5 dozen donuts for me and a couple of friend the cashier though i was bring them back to a party..no i said wiel laughing my head off(done that to much to think) ...."is this the right bus" .."this is some mother fuckin good weed" ....."what the fuck are we doing" ..."were the fuck are we going" ..(in mexican voice)'cronic les importanta" .....going up to a girl askin if my friend can have her phone number shes says whos your friend i said ummmm...."that short kid" ...."iam turning to clay" .."what is this amazing shit"friend says thats a mars bar .......askin were my friend is then seeing him then leavin again and doing the same thing again .........."the shits poohoched" iull post more later cant think there to many.....////....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 "fuck it, i didnt graduate high school. im gonna blow up this frog." --kinney he then proceeded to duct tape an M-80 to the backside of a frog, light it, and throw it out the back door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 No offence man but the thing with stoned quotes is that its only funny when stoned:D 'I'm not stoned, i'm just hilarious' -------------------------------------------------------*Ghhhhhhhhhhhm, see what i mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 This should be called 'stupid things said when stoned, but at the time it seemed really intelligent' Fuck potheads :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 oops! Originally posted by Tesseract No offence man but the thing with stoned quotes is that its only funny when stoned:D 'I'm not stoned, i'm just hilarious' -------------------------------------------------------*Ghhhhhhhhhhhm, see what i mean? you pretty much beat me to it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted January 7, 2002 Author Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by SKUMBALUCKAH This should be called 'stupid things said when stoned, but at the time it seemed really intelligent' Fuck potheads :p true,true...//.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild turkey Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 "man today on martha stewart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 "Shoe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 my friend wrote a story. check, weed story its a real old thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract No offence man but the thing with stoned quotes is that its only funny when stoned:D 'I'm not stoned, i'm just hilarious' -------------------------------------------------------*Ghhhhhhhhhhhm, see what i mean? im stoned right now, and believe me, their not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 drunk quotes are funnier but here goes so me and my boys are smokin on my poarch and my friend says just take two shots. then im like two shots too the double glock. then we all start chanting two shots too the double glock. ya so like i was saying drunk quotes are funnier...... ..... ... .. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crook_fo'_Life Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 ...."yo pass it up"to the fools hitting it more than twice ..."yo lets get a pompom"when you got the bag but no blunt ..."thats some chronic" and or "Thats some crazy shit" somebody always says that shit ..."Yo lets hit sev(aka seven-eleven)" cause you're never too high for a slurpee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Considering I smoke weed like, well, ALOT, there's wayyyyyyy too many. I'm gonna start paying attention and remembering them. Here's one that was kinda funny when about 8 of us were on mushrooms at like 3 in the morning. Shawn: Dude, you don't look so good, how much did you have? Travis: Uhhhh....I don't know 4 maybe? Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....shit dude we kept feeding you more! You've had at least 5! Travis: Fuck, is that why it took me so long to eat them?? Travis then proceeds to wander into the living room, fall over the coffee table and starts screaming"AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh!!!! I can't get up!! I can't feel my legs!!" Sigh...... good times. My friend Ryan did more mushrooms than I've ever seen anyone consume. He kept twitching and cleaning up coz it was his house. My buddy Ben threw all these crackers on the floor. Ryan: Fuck!!! Who threw all these crackers on the floor??!! ........ Cue about 30 mins of nonstop laughing. He then put a chair on the kitchen table and sat on it. What a fucking night that was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest INDEPENDENZA Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 friend: i want to fuck with you! girl: no! friend: biatch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 " hey pass me the mouse. cuz i need to get the chikenwing to toss in the shower." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Me: Dude, you just blew past a cop car Dave: Oh shit, do you think they'll call my house?? Dave's a pussy. I don't know why I do shit with him..... Friend: Fuuuuuck!!! I can't get the fridge open! Now we'll never feast on the orangey goodness within! My friends are idiots.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle My buddy Ben threw all these crackers on the floor. Ryan: Fuck!!! Who threw all these crackers on the floor??!! ........ Cue about 30 mins of nonstop laughing. He then put a chair on the kitchen table and sat on it. What a fucking night that was.... Wish I'd been there, Ive only done shrooms once..and they didnt even work. I got nothing. Anyway..my first time I got high we were driving around and when it kicked in I was like 'I feel like Im watching a movie!'. Everyone was cracking up. Then later on I thought I saw a cop so Im like 'yo theres a cop!' they all got scared and I pointed him out to which my friend said something Ill never forget..'that was an old man on a bicycle'. Damn I was fucked up that night. :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 This was like the second time I got stoned when I was about 13 or somethin. I was hanging with all these 18 - 20 yr olds smokin blunts the size of small trumpets.. (about to leave a spot) Me - "Dude, yo dude.. you forgot your walkman.." Older guy "That's an empty packet of batteries, fuckface" Crowd - Uncontrollable laughter. Hahah, I got the last laugh coz that night I stole the motherfukers tone dialer with all his PBX dial ups in it.... what ?!? :crazy: scratchn.. what is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 my friend rob: "i found out that weed we stole from my stepfather was laced with angel dust. (2 minutes of silence...) so those after school specials are fuckin bullshit cause i didn't think bugs were crawling on my face and i didn't jump out a 3rd floor window." some chic named kim: "goldberg, stone cold steve austin, the rock...i'd let pretty much any big name wrestler fuck me" my former roomate: "willy just passed out in the bathroom and puked up alphabet soup all over the floor. it says 'brine' next to his head. isn't that the name of a company that makes lacrosse sticks or something? lacrosse is fucking gay." my brother: "that dudes hates me. probly cause i stole a chicken from his dad and got it killed in a cockfight. whatever-get over it man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 i stuck my face into a plate of spaghetti...that was a chuckle filled night...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Originally posted by garcia_vega my friend rob: my former roomate: "willy just passed out in the bathroom and puked up alphabet soup all over the floor. it says 'brine' next to his head. isn't that the name of a company that makes lacrosse sticks or something? lacrosse is fucking gay." doesn't he know how to chew his food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 My best friend, his wife and I had gone out for Tex-Mex. On the way home we stopped for Krispie Kream for some doughnuts. We went home, got stoned and started to watch a movie. My friend's wife opens the box of doughnuts and says, "Do you want some?" I looked her in the eye and replied, "Are you crazy? We just ate like ten minutes ago. I'm still full." I then proceeded to eat about 8 doughnuts in a row. They laughed about it for the rest of the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 jimmy; remember the time frank hit me in the face with the tree and the purple roof got stuck in my mouth and i couldnt breathe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 "i'm stoned" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 When im stoned and say something funny its usally because Im so stoned that it makes very little cense and hold very little relevency to the coversation. On top of that I usually end up slurring my speech..Especially if something spontaneous happens. I might say "Leird! Wook at that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L*S*D Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 "What ever happened to yanni?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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