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funny things said when stoned...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by intercept, Jan 6, 2002.

  1. intercept

    intercept Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2000 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    well i thought i'd start this cause theres a drunk one so here i go...and it can be also about shit you did when high....//..

    feel free to add yours..

    ..(getting up in the middle of a party with 90% of people i dont know)and saying shut up then sitting right back down
    ...ordering 5 dozen donuts for me and a couple of friend the cashier though i was bring them back to a party..no i said wiel laughing my head off(done that to much to think)
    ...."is this the right bus"
    .."this is some mother fuckin good weed"
    ....."what the fuck are we doing"
    ..."were the fuck are we going"
    ..(in mexican voice)'cronic les importanta"
    .....going up to a girl askin if my friend can have her phone number shes says whos your friend i said ummmm...."that short kid"
    ...."iam turning to clay"
    .."what is this amazing shit"friend says thats a mars bar
    .......askin were my friend is then seeing him then leavin again and doing the same thing again
    .........."the shits poohoched"

    iull post more later cant think there to many.....////.......
  2. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    "fuck it, i didnt graduate high school. im gonna blow up this frog." --kinney
    he then proceeded to duct tape an M-80 to the backside of a frog, light it, and throw it out the back door.
  3. No offence man but the thing with stoned quotes is that its only funny when stoned:D

    'I'm not stoned, i'm just hilarious' -------------------------------------------------------*Ghhhhhhhhhhhm, see what i mean?

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2000 Messages: 2,060 Likes Received: 1
    This should be called 'stupid things said when stoned, but at the time it seemed really intelligent'

    Fuck potheads :p

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2000 Messages: 2,060 Likes Received: 1

    you pretty much beat me to it!!
  6. intercept

    intercept Senior Member

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  7. wild turkey

    wild turkey New Jack

    Joined: Dec 12, 2001 Messages: 48 Likes Received: 0
    "man today on martha stewart"
  8. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
  9. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    my friend wrote a story. check, weed story its a real old thread.
  10. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    im stoned right now, and believe me, their not
  11. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    drunk quotes are funnier but here goes

    so me and my boys are smokin on my poarch and my friend says just take two shots. then im like two shots too the double glock. then we all start chanting two shots too the double glock.

    ya so like i was saying drunk quotes are funnier...... ..... ... .. .
  12. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

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  13. Crook_fo'_Life

    Crook_fo'_Life New Jack

    Joined: May 4, 2001 Messages: 40 Likes Received: 0
    ...."yo pass it up"to the fools hitting it more than twice

    ..."yo lets get a pompom"when you got the bag but no blunt

    ..."thats some chronic" and or "Thats some crazy shit" somebody always says that shit

    ..."Yo lets hit sev(aka seven-eleven)" cause you're never too high for a slurpee
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Considering I smoke weed like, well, ALOT, there's wayyyyyyy too many. I'm gonna start paying attention and remembering them.

    Here's one that was kinda funny when about 8 of us were on mushrooms at like 3 in the morning.

    Shawn: Dude, you don't look so good, how much did you have?
    Travis: Uhhhh....I don't know 4 maybe?
    Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....shit dude we kept feeding you more! You've had at least 5!
    Travis: Fuck, is that why it took me so long to eat them??

    Travis then proceeds to wander into the living room, fall over the coffee table and starts screaming"AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh!!!! I can't get up!! I can't feel my legs!!" Sigh...... good times.

    My friend Ryan did more mushrooms than I've ever seen anyone consume. He kept twitching and cleaning up coz it was his house. My buddy Ben threw all these crackers on the floor.
    Ryan: Fuck!!! Who threw all these crackers on the floor??!! ........ Cue about 30 mins of nonstop laughing. He then put a chair on the kitchen table and sat on it. What a fucking night that was....


    friend: i want to fuck with you!
    girl: no!
    friend: biatch!