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funny things said when stoned...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by intercept, Jan 6, 2002.

  1. intercept

    intercept 12oz Senior Member

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    funny things said when stoned...

    Discussion started by intercept - Jan 6, 2002

    well i thought i'd start this cause theres a drunk one so here i go...and it can be also about shit you did when high....//..

    feel free to add yours..

    ..(getting up in the middle of a party with 90% of people i dont know)and saying shut up then sitting right back down
    ...ordering 5 dozen donuts for me and a couple of friend the cashier though i was bring them back to a party..no i said wiel laughing my head off(done that to much to think)
    ...."is this the right bus"
    .."this is some mother fuckin good weed"
    ....."what the fuck are we doing"
    ..."were the fuck are we going"
    ..(in mexican voice)'cronic les importanta"
    .....going up to a girl askin if my friend can have her phone number shes says whos your friend i said ummmm...."that short kid"
    ...."iam turning to clay"
    .."what is this amazing shit"friend says thats a mars bar
    .......askin were my friend is then seeing him then leavin again and doing the same thing again
    .........."the shits poohoched"


    iull post more later cant think there to many.....////.......
     
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  2. Big Bruno

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    Big Bruno - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    "fuck it, i didnt graduate high school. im gonna blow up this frog." --kinney
    he then proceeded to duct tape an M-80 to the backside of a frog, light it, and throw it out the back door.
     
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  3. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    No offence man but the thing with stoned quotes is that its only funny when stoned:D


    'I'm not stoned, i'm just hilarious' -------------------------------------------------------*Ghhhhhhhhhhhm, see what i mean?
     
  4. SKUMBALUCKAH

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    SKUMBALUCKAH - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    This should be called 'stupid things said when stoned, but at the time it seemed really intelligent'

    Fuck potheads :p
     
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  5. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH 12oz Senior Member

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    SKUMBALUCKAH - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    oops!


    you pretty much beat me to it!!
     
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  6. intercept

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    intercept - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    true,true...//....
     
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  7. wild turkey

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    wild turkey - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    "man today on martha stewart"
     
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  8. George Dubyah Bush

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    George Dubyah Bush - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    "Shoe"
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    my friend wrote a story. check, weed story its a real old thread.
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    im stoned right now, and believe me, their not
     
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    FROSTY - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    drunk quotes are funnier but here goes

    so me and my boys are smokin on my poarch and my friend says just take two shots. then im like two shots too the double glock. then we all start chanting two shots too the double glock.

    ya so like i was saying drunk quotes are funnier...... ..... ... .. .
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    yup
     
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    Crook_fo'_Life - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    ...."yo pass it up"to the fools hitting it more than twice

    ..."yo lets get a pompom"when you got the bag but no blunt

    ..."thats some chronic" and or "Thats some crazy shit" somebody always says that shit

    ..."Yo lets hit sev(aka seven-eleven)" cause you're never too high for a slurpee
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Jan 6, 2002

    Considering I smoke weed like, well, ALOT, there's wayyyyyyy too many. I'm gonna start paying attention and remembering them.

    Here's one that was kinda funny when about 8 of us were on mushrooms at like 3 in the morning.

    Shawn: Dude, you don't look so good, how much did you have?
    Travis: Uhhhh....I don't know 4 maybe?
    Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....shit dude we kept feeding you more! You've had at least 5!
    Travis: Fuck, is that why it took me so long to eat them??

    Travis then proceeds to wander into the living room, fall over the coffee table and starts screaming"AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh!!!! I can't get up!! I can't feel my legs!!" Sigh...... good times.

    My friend Ryan did more mushrooms than I've ever seen anyone consume. He kept twitching and cleaning up coz it was his house. My buddy Ben threw all these crackers on the floor.
    Ryan: Fuck!!! Who threw all these crackers on the floor??!! ........ Cue about 30 mins of nonstop laughing. He then put a chair on the kitchen table and sat on it. What a fucking night that was....
     
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    INDEPENDENZA - Replied Jan 7, 2002

    friend: i want to fuck with you!
    girl: no!
    friend: biatch!