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Funny things at work.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by A Fire Inside, Mar 24, 2002.

  1. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    "Hi honey, how was your day?"
    Fine.
    "Anything interesting happen at work?"

    Weeelllll, I was stocking shelves when a man came up and asked me for one of my empty boxes. Of course I have no need for it anymore, so I gave it to him. He then tell's me he's going to "chop up my kid's and put them in here." While saying this he makes motions with his hands. Then he realizes what he said (I guess) and says, "No no, I'm just joking..I'm a lover. A lover of all people, especially women!" In which he start's making a humping motion while smiling and then walks away.



    Any interesting people come into your work and say/do odd things?
     
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    i see old people
     
  3. SerialRapisT

    SerialRapisT Guest

    Yo

    I once had a person at my work say they were a psychic and told me all these things about my life that only I knew about... that was freaky but kewl cause she wasnt one of those future ones that tell ya when your goin ta die... or she didnt want to disappoint me with the fact that I am goin ta live past 80 :D
     
  4. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    haha that sounds like something youd see on tv
     
  5. SerialRapisT

    SerialRapisT New Jack

    Joined: Mar 17, 2002 Messages: 86 Likes Received: 0
    shit i work at a star bucks so i just spend the day melting cups with the steamers.... shit is like abstract art or somethin, the wierdest person i ever saw was a GIANT retard that just started throwing money at me for no reason then got a drink of water from the pitchers on the condement bar and left..... other than that i get grade a florida fresh graves that come in.... such a boring job....
     
  6. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    Where to begin...

    At an old workplace of mine,there was this guy who came 3 times a week to eat.He always bought the most expensive food and he always had new shopping bags full of expensive art books(new ones every time).He looked homeless and he only dressed in clothes with the superman logo on them,from head to toe.I talked to him a couple of times he came off as mentally retarded but i saw his ID one time when he was paying by check and his picture showed a very dapper man with a suit on and neat hair and very alert eyes.I guess he broke down or he was on some Howard Hughes type shit.
     
  7. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
  8. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    i need a job, any suggestions? i have no skills and no employment history and if you hire me, i will most likely steal company supplies.
     
  9. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    We may have a position for you...Ever thought about being the president.
     
  10. SerialRapisT

    SerialRapisT New Jack

    Joined: Mar 17, 2002 Messages: 86 Likes Received: 0
    work at a starbucks zero experience required plus free coffee

    can't beat free coffee
     
  11. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest


    hahahahaha that was very good. ill see if my daddy will fill out an application for me, and then talk to some of his old friends that can get me in.
     
  12. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    The dude is not home/I took your rug mr.lebowski/i guess we can close the book on that one/Is everything a fuckin travesty with you man?/Yes we can go to In and Out Burger/
     
  13. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    i used to work at mcdonalds , where all kinds of freaks came in , including this one guy who would always ask for a coffee , and swear to god that one of the managers who wasnt there said that its free last time he was in , we gave him the old FU and banned him , we had power trips .
     
  14. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    the morning after 2001 new years....

    i worked in a mall in vegas...this little midget comes in all stoned and stoked...he was luaghin and i had big hair and we got along well..i threw him a shaka (known to dumbasses as the "hangloose/kawabunga hand sign" or the deaf peoples "Y") and he was even more stoked!!we were luaghin some more and basically chillin..coolest weeman i had ever met...then this tall beautiful big boobed nice ass blonde comes in and takes him by the hand...he motioned to me that that was his girl and how lucky he is to have her....that tripped me out...i was happy for him.he was happy that i was happy....damn that guy was cool.

    other places i would hop over the counter with a knife sharpener tellin the punk, "who tried to make me look like your regular ARBY'S fool by swingin at me for not givin him free fries, COME ON!COME ON! i chased many people out of my arby's...fuck,i was a hero!!
    even my manager was cool with it...
    when she found out that i was smokin weed in the back room...
    her:"you're smokin weed back here?!"
    me:"i do it all the time."
    workin a etto arbys job in the ghetto...besides the work and annoying people comin in...its pretty fun.
     
  15. Rhubarb

    Rhubarb New Jack

    Joined: Nov 27, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 1
    Re: the morning after 2001 new years....

    if you start a story like that it has to be good.
     
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