blame Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 i found this prety funny, it might be old and posted before, this guy has got to be the ultimate prankster..... For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number). After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down, with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him. He'd answer and I'd yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some boy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too. I dialed and someone said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called Asshole #1. "Hello" "You're an asshole!" (but I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed "Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black Beemer our front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole." Then I called asshole # 2: "Hello?" he said. "Hello Asshole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew. Now, I feel better. Have a great day! :crazy: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 at first i thought this was gonna suck...cause it was a lot of reading and it looked like it was headed nowhere fast. but damn was a wrong. that was pretty funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 ha ha ha thats a killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 holy shit that was ill...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by cheifblame Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. [/b] wouldn't they get your caller ID? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamon toast crunch804 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH....funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 hahaahha this is great!!! i wish i was this cunning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 i doubt all of this is true. it just sounds a little out there. and once all these police showed up they would have arrested these guys and after some time found out that they were setup and it would be very easy to check phone records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Fox Mulder i doubt all of this is true. it just sounds a little out there. and once all these police showed up they would have arrested these guys and after some time found out that they were setup and it would be very easy to check phone records. Dammit! Why you gotta ruin everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Funny story no less, but still sounds a little made up....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 CAN I TELL YALL SOMETHING? YALL ARE ASSHOLES!!!!!!!! . HAHA...I FEEL MUCH BETTER... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Fox Mulder i doubt all of this is true. it just sounds a little out there. and once all these police showed up they would have arrested these guys and after some time found out that they were setup and it would be very easy to check phone records. like i said...they dont call him fox mulder for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 hilariousity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 I have and asshole. In my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 asshole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 :lol: hehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 5, 2002 Author Share Posted May 5, 2002 Re: cheifblame Originally posted by Vandalized lol..so what happened next ?:confused: LOL! nah it didnt happen to me its an email i got... it is a bit out there but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 was there any particualr reason why it was to kill your gay lover? nethin u wanna tell us? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 story is funny, but obviously it's bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 that story was looking bad, but it got good at the end. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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