kodak Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 guy-can i have a picture of you girl-why? guy-because i wanna show santa exactly what i want this christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted April 11, 2002 Author Share Posted April 11, 2002 guy-do you have a map? girl-no, why do you need a map for? guy-because im lost in your eyes. now thats pimp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 fancy a shag? I believe in the straight-forward method, but since you don't talk that way over there then I guess it can be a novelty pick up line too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted April 11, 2002 Author Share Posted April 11, 2002 give a girl a rose and say 'here, i wanted to show this flower true beauty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 me- nice shoes her-thanks me- wanna fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 - Roses are red,Violets are blue, i like spaghetti lets go screw. -Im not fred flint stone but i bet i can make your bed rock. -Im a bird watcher and im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher.. have u seen any around here? - If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter could i come visit you between the holidays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Guy - You like apples? Girl - ahh yeah sure... Guy - What do you day I fuck the shit outta you, how do you like them apples? Sorry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 nice shoes...wanna fuck? classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 or........ BITCH GIMME SOME HEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD. *note the term head should be pronounced ghetto style. example: HERD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by platapie me- nice shoes her-thanks me- wanna fuck? HHAHAHAHHAHAHHA thats great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 say, would you like to try some of my, sex? (you gotta say it with a sophisticated type accent so you sound all yuppie and british and shit) was your daddy a thief? why? cuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 i just make some dumb shit up on the spot. doesnt sound prepared and gets them laughing. then its all over for them after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by d-town_bomber or........ BITCH GIMME SOME HEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD. *note the term head should be pronounced ghetto style. example: HERD Hey, I'm Johhny.......gimmie s'med (hillbilly style, example: SMED) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 just pee yourself....;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 (at a sushi bar) is that sushi in your pocket or are you just happy to sashimi? guy: hey do you have tickets? girl: tickets to what? guy: (flex biceps) the gun show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 go up to the girl with a glass of water and flick a little drop on her, then say "oh i'm sorry lets go change out of these wet clothes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 guy: your name must be daisy girl: why? guy: cause i have an incredible urge to PLANT you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnFuckface Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 pick up lines are for people with no class.(note to self remember some of the above.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by garcia_vega [bguy: hey do you have tickets? girl: tickets to what? guy: (flex biceps) the gun show! [/b] :lol: that one is classic belive it or not the nice shoes...wanna fuck has worked a couple of times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Soooooooo......wanna makeout. I lost my number can I borrow yours. guy: Can I get 50 cent for the phone. girl: why? guy: Cause mom told me to call home if I saw an angel. (note: pay phones here are 50 cent to make a call. So adjust as needed.) Guy: So if I gave you ten bucks would you blow me? Girl: NO! with a repulsed look Guy: Oh your the kind that does it for free.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unoprimero Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? If I followed you home, would you keep me? I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven. Does your watch have a second hand because I want you to tell me how long it took for me to fall in love with you? I hope you know how to do artificial resuscitation because you take my breath away! Hi, my names (whatever your name is). But you can call me tonight. No wonder the sky's gray today- all the blue is in your eyes. What's your name? Or shall I just call you mine? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted April 11, 2002 Author Share Posted April 11, 2002 guy-when your in bed do you lay on your stomach??? girl-yes or no guy can i??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted April 11, 2002 Author Share Posted April 11, 2002 guy-look! whats that. girl turns and looks. guy just jumps on top of her and rapes the hell out of her until his dick is soft. it always works, but she wont wanna talk to you anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by unoprimero Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers. Hi, my names (whatever your name is). But you can call me tonight. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? i like these ones. some of you guys are comin classic. i like that drop of water,let me get you out of those wet clothes one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 guy-pizza and a fuck? girl-f9283jr9283jr928!@#$!! guy-what?you dont like pizza? does anyone actually use pickup lines?i just kind of hang out until i notice a girl checking me.and ill usually let her come to me...sometimes ill approach her.sigh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 alien nightowls just use jedi mind tricks. i will. im thinking of the victim ima use them on... oooh hey hey...oooo whoa ohwhoa...friday night punanaaay patrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADONE Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 damn girl, your parents musta been retarded, cause your something special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTsystem Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Guy - You like apples? Girl - ahh yeah sure... Guy - What do you day I fuck the shit outta you, how do you like them apples? Sorry.... HAHAHAHA! i was laughing so fucking hard because of this. it was embarassing...i'm sitting here at my desk at work laughing uncontrollably and everyone's staring at me like i'm some kind of freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 wwweeeee oooooh weeeeeee ooooooh weeeeeee ooooh (whats that?) the ambulence baby, cause when i saw you, my heart stopped.. cup your hands togeather and walk up like you have something in them... let her ask you what it is.. then just open them and say baby it was the breath that you just took away from me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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