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- Roses are red,Violets are blue, i like spaghetti lets go screw.

 

-Im not fred flint stone but i bet i can make your bed rock.

 

-Im a bird watcher and im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher.. have u seen any around here?

 

- If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter could i come visit you between the holidays?

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Guest serpent of the light

say, would you like to try some of my, sex? (you gotta say it with a sophisticated type accent so you sound all yuppie and british and shit)

 

was your daddy a thief?

why?

cuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes!

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Originally posted by garcia_vega

[bguy: hey do you have tickets?

girl: tickets to what?

guy: (flex biceps) the gun show! [/b]

 

:lol: that one is classic

 

belive it or not the

nice shoes...wanna fuck

has worked a couple of times

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Soooooooo......wanna makeout.

 

I lost my number can I borrow yours.

 

 

guy: Can I get 50 cent for the phone.

girl: why?

guy: Cause mom told me to call home if I saw an angel.

(note: pay phones here are 50 cent to make a call. So adjust as needed.)

 

 

Guy: So if I gave you ten bucks would you blow me?

Girl: NO! with a repulsed look

Guy: Oh your the kind that does it for free.:cool:

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Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers.

 

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

 

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.

 

Does your watch have a second hand because I want you to tell me how long it took for me to fall in love with you?

 

I hope you know how to do artificial resuscitation because you take my breath away!

 

Hi, my names (whatever your name is). But you can call me tonight.

 

No wonder the sky's gray today- all the blue is in your eyes.

 

What's your name? Or shall I just call you mine?

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

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Originally posted by unoprimero

Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers.

Hi, my names (whatever your name is). But you can call me tonight.

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

 

i like these ones.

some of you guys are comin classic.

i like that drop of water,let me get you out of those wet clothes one..

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guy-pizza and a fuck?

girl-f9283jr9283jr928!@#$!!

guy-what?you dont like pizza?

 

does anyone actually use pickup lines?i just kind of hang out until i notice a girl checking me.and ill usually let her come to me...sometimes ill approach her.sigh....

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alien nightowls just use jedi mind tricks.

 

i will.

im thinking of the victim ima use them on...

oooh hey hey...oooo whoa ohwhoa...friday night punanaaay patrol.

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Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

Guy - You like apples?

Girl - ahh yeah sure...

Guy - What do you day I fuck the shit outta you, how do you like them apples?

 

 

Sorry....

 

HAHAHAHA!

i was laughing so fucking hard because of this. it was embarassing...i'm sitting here at my desk at work laughing uncontrollably and everyone's staring at me like i'm some kind of freak.

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