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funny pick up lines

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kodak, Apr 10, 2002.

  1. kodak

    kodak Member

    Joined: Feb 17, 2002 Messages: 491 Likes Received: 0
    guy-can i have a picture of you
    girl-why?
    guy-because i wanna show santa exactly what i want this christmas.
     
  2. kodak

    kodak Member

    Joined: Feb 17, 2002 Messages: 491 Likes Received: 0
    guy-do you have a map?
    girl-no, why do you need a map for?
    guy-because im lost in your eyes.


    now thats pimp!
     
  3. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    fancy a shag?



    I believe in the straight-forward method, but since you don't talk that way over there then I guess it can be a novelty pick up line too
     
  4. kodak

    kodak Member

    Joined: Feb 17, 2002 Messages: 491 Likes Received: 0
    give a girl a rose and say 'here, i wanted to show this flower true beauty"
     
  5. platapie

    platapie Guest

    me- nice shoes
    her-thanks
    me- wanna fuck?
     
  6. NATO

    NATO Guest

  7. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    - Roses are red,Violets are blue, i like spaghetti lets go screw.

    -Im not fred flint stone but i bet i can make your bed rock.

    -Im a bird watcher and im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher.. have u seen any around here?

    - If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter could i come visit you between the holidays?
     
  8. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    Guy - You like apples?
    Girl - ahh yeah sure...
    Guy - What do you day I fuck the shit outta you, how do you like them apples?


    Sorry....
     
  9. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    nice shoes...wanna fuck?

    classic!
     
  10. d-town_bomber

    d-town_bomber Veteran Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 7,032 Likes Received: 2
    or........


    BITCH GIMME SOME HEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD.



    *note the term head should be pronounced ghetto style. example: HERD
     
  11. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    HHAHAHAHHAHAHHA thats great
     
  12. say, would you like to try some of my, sex? (you gotta say it with a sophisticated type accent so you sound all yuppie and british and shit)

    was your daddy a thief?
    why?
    cuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes!
     
  13. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    i just make some dumb shit up on the spot. doesnt sound prepared and gets them laughing. then its all over for them after that.
     
  14. imported_grim540

    imported_grim540 Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2001 Messages: 465 Likes Received: 0

    Hey, I'm Johhny.......gimmie s'med

    (hillbilly style, example: SMED)
     
  15. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    just pee yourself....;)
     
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