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funny pick up lines

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kodak, Apr 10, 2002.

  1. kodak

    kodak 12oz Member

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    funny pick up lines

    Discussion started by kodak - Apr 10, 2002

    guy-can i have a picture of you
    girl-why?
    guy-because i wanna show santa exactly what i want this christmas.
     
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  2. kodak

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    kodak - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    guy-do you have a map?
    girl-no, why do you need a map for?
    guy-because im lost in your eyes.


    now thats pimp!
     
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  3. bodice_ripper

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    bodice_ripper - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    fancy a shag?



    I believe in the straight-forward method, but since you don't talk that way over there then I guess it can be a novelty pick up line too
     
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  4. kodak

    kodak 12oz Member

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    kodak - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    give a girl a rose and say 'here, i wanted to show this flower true beauty"
     
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  5. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    me- nice shoes
    her-thanks
    me- wanna fuck?
     
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    NATO - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    ..
     
  7. High Priest

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    High Priest - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    - Roses are red,Violets are blue, i like spaghetti lets go screw.

    -Im not fred flint stone but i bet i can make your bed rock.

    -Im a bird watcher and im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher.. have u seen any around here?

    - If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter could i come visit you between the holidays?
     
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  8. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega 12oz Veteran Member

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    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    Guy - You like apples?
    Girl - ahh yeah sure...
    Guy - What do you day I fuck the shit outta you, how do you like them apples?


    Sorry....
     
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  9. Fox Mulder

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    Fox Mulder - Replied Apr 10, 2002

    nice shoes...wanna fuck?

    classic!
     
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  10. d-town_bomber

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    d-town_bomber - Replied Apr 11, 2002

    or........


    BITCH GIMME SOME HEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD.



    *note the term head should be pronounced ghetto style. example: HERD
     
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  11. REGULATOR

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    REGULATOR - Replied Apr 11, 2002

    HHAHAHAHHAHAHHA thats great
     
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  12. serpent of the light - Replied Apr 11, 2002

    say, would you like to try some of my, sex? (you gotta say it with a sophisticated type accent so you sound all yuppie and british and shit)

    was your daddy a thief?
    why?
    cuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes!
     
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    TOY - Replied Apr 11, 2002

    i just make some dumb shit up on the spot. doesnt sound prepared and gets them laughing. then its all over for them after that.
     
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    imported_grim540 - Replied Apr 11, 2002


    Hey, I'm Johhny.......gimmie s'med

    (hillbilly style, example: SMED)
     
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  15. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Apr 11, 2002

    just pee yourself....;)