crso Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 "i'll spit in your face to show you how a clitoris tastes" 7L & Esoteric- Public Execution (feat. Reks & Apathy) when i heard this i could not stop laughing.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 "I caught my daughter giving head to my brother..." CKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 i'll spare you the entire phish catalogue, heres a taste 'its so stupendous living in this tube..' 'Floyd is dead; he's nothing but a ripple Cause Milly took that paper And sliced him on the nipple' 'Have you seen his stripped stockings and heard his sad tale about the kids under the carpet and the purple humpbacked whales' yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 emcee paul barman 'i was walking down the street looking at boobs asses faces when i walked into the salvation army looking for used glasses cases' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Just about anything from the Frogs cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 marc mccoy has great lyrics...either charles bronson, holy molor, or the oath...all have great funny lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 paul barman "gobble this obelisk" "I'll be your boyfriend... smooch on your pooper hole... all through the Super Bowl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 "I wheeled around because I Didn't hear what you had said And saw you dancing with Elihu Up on Leemor's bed And I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar" "cause on the mic I've got more presence than attendance in a class of schizophrenics" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 "fuck a polar bear in the ass" Wesley Willis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 heh.. anything by "they might be giants". "fingertips at the ned of the apollo 18 album cracks me up every time. it's like fifteen songs ranging from 5 to 30 seconds, all strange. "what's that blue thinnnnng doooOOOing here?" um, tash in i forget what song: "i see some girls i know but y'all look different with your clothers on.":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 you want strange lyrics listen to the cLOUDDEAD LP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 you guys ever heard of pavement? just goes to show...do a lot of shrooms, write songs get famous. texas never whispers Here we go Shes on a hidden tableau just a 2-for-1 and the 2-for-1 is right down my alleyside i'm just a wasted behind dont you know its an easy thing when it's lost doesn't show when the ends are frayed and its tossed out lined with silver thread i've seen you® wasted behind she's so lackadaisical should have been a west coast bride back seat on electric glide pilots flying drive by fades dont hold your breath too long this tunnel is a texas mile Callow teasing yellow eyes Bleacher dates the second prize cherry pickin favorites my dash was locked i guess i feel fine The way the river bends the woman's bending over me ba-da-da-da ba-da-da-da (texas texas texas texas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Pinback Shag It rained because I took the dust of your bones crushed and seeded all the clouds. It rained for days a blaze of hail and stones the size of men around your house. Rusty spring uncoils in a baby bottle. Toddler screams over power the infant death rattle. It's lame because it fell above the needs of this pretend life and his wishes. Push the little baby down the spiral stairs.... So now it limps and counts the hours. Watches the clock by pounding doves and dishes. Delta Force plays on your old gray monitor. Power Team breaks flaming blocks of cinder. Sick of sickness. You're unkind and a liar. Get your kicks a witness to feeble slaughter. In your castle all your candles drip on the pavement. And the cattle that you laid down drip on the pavement, From what I've heard. Cold wet floor. Push the little baby down the spiral stairs.... (and Brotha Lynch Hung raps about eating babies and sticking his 9mm up pregnant ladies and shooting the fetus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 hmmm.. somebody told me today that i'd like oinback. now that i read those lyrics i'm not so sure... here's mammal, by they might be giants: Glass of milk Standing in between extinction in the cold and explosive radiating growth So the warm blood flows Through the large four-chambered heart Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have Mammal, mammal Their names are called They raise a paw The bat, the cat Dolphin and dog Koala bear and hog One of us might lose his hair But you're reminded that it once was there From the embryonic whale to the monkey with no tail So the warm blood flows with the red blood cells lacking nuclei Through the large four-chambered heart Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have Mammal, mammal Their names are called They raise a paw The bat, the cat Dolphin and dog Koala bear and hog Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial Their cousin called Monotreme Dead uncle Allotheria Mammal, mammal Their names are called They raise a paw The bat, the cat Dolphin and dog Koala bear and hog The fox, the ox Giraffe and shrew Echidna, caribou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 heres what i am listening to right now Nile 11. Beneath Eternal Oceans Of Sand In the cosmos There is balm as well as bitterness And that balm is Nepenthe. Yet underneath endless oceans of sand I have not forgotten Those who had betrayed me. Silent and unmovable, I am not sorry For I had hated the light. Now I ride with the undead Across the night-sky And play by day Amongst the catacombs of Nephren-Ka In the sealed and unknown Valley of Hadoth by the Nile. I know that light is not for me Save that of the moon over the rock tombs of Neb Nor any debauchery save the unknown feasts of Nitokris Beneath the great pyramid. But in the loneliness of entombment, I welcome the bitterness of alienage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 now who gives a damn if you can't afford a turkey or ham living off ramon noodles, beef jerky or spam.... -UGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 too much kool kieth and paul barman beastie boys: 'what came first, the chicken or the egg? i egged the chicken, and then i egged his egg.' O Type Star?: 'i been puttin down since super bowl shuffle.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos is me Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 that's funny, i was just in a conversation about nile. they fucking METAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strizzy Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 "they wanna know why i'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye..." - big L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity too much kool kieth and paul barman beastie boys: 'what came first, the chicken or the egg? i egged the chicken, and then i egged his egg.' O Type Star?: 'i been puttin down since super bowl shuffle.' "austin got lost in boston because it rhymes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 Originally posted by Wilt "fuck a polar bear in the ass" Wesley Willis hahaha, the 300 lb schitzophrenic. CUT THE MULLLLLLET CUT THE MULLLLLLET and other classics such as: I whooped Batman's ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 "fuck jesus with a double-barrel dildo.." -necro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 "i spit acid like belemics(sp).." -virtuoso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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