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funny or strange lyrics

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by crso, Feb 21, 2002.

  1. crso

    crso Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 30, 2001 Messages: 1,214 Likes Received: 0
    "i'll spit in your face to show you how a clitoris tastes"

    7L & Esoteric-
    Public Execution (feat. Reks & Apathy)

    when i heard this i could not stop laughing.:crazy:
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 70
    "I caught my daughter giving head to my brother..."

  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i'll spare you the entire phish catalogue, heres a taste

    'its so stupendous living in this tube..'

    'Floyd is dead; he's nothing but a ripple
    Cause Milly took that paper
    And sliced him on the nipple'

    'Have you seen his stripped stockings
    and heard his sad tale
    about the kids under the carpet
    and the purple humpbacked whales'

  4. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    emcee paul barman

    'i was walking down the street looking at boobs asses faces when i walked into the salvation army looking for used glasses cases'
  5. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    Just about anything from the Frogs cracks me up.
  6. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    marc mccoy has great lyrics...either charles bronson, holy molor, or the oath...all have great funny lyrics
  7. PurpleJargon

    PurpleJargon Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2001 Messages: 198 Likes Received: 0
    paul barman

    "gobble this obelisk"

    "I'll be your boyfriend... smooch on your pooper hole... all through the Super Bowl."
  8. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    "I wheeled around because I
    Didn't hear what you had said
    And saw you dancing with Elihu
    Up on Leemor's bed
    And I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car
    The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar"

    "cause on the mic I've got more presence than attendance in a class of schizophrenics"
  9. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    "fuck a polar bear in the ass" Wesley Willis
  10. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0

    anything by "they might be giants". "fingertips at the ned of the apollo 18 album cracks me up every time. it's like fifteen songs ranging from 5 to 30 seconds, all strange.
    "what's that blue thinnnnng doooOOOing here?"

    um, tash in i forget what song:
    "i see some girls i know but y'all look different with your clothers on.":D
  11. NATO

    NATO Guest

    you want strange lyrics listen to the cLOUDDEAD LP.
  12. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    you guys ever heard of pavement? just goes to show...do a lot of shrooms, write songs get famous.

    texas never whispers

    Here we go
    Shes on a hidden tableau
    just a 2-for-1
    and the 2-for-1 is right
    down my alleyside
    i'm just a wasted behind

    dont you know its an easy thing
    when it's lost
    doesn't show when the ends are frayed
    and its tossed out
    lined with silver thread
    i've seen you® wasted behind

    she's so lackadaisical
    should have been a west coast bride
    back seat on electric glide
    pilots flying drive by fades
    dont hold your breath too long
    this tunnel is a texas mile
    Callow teasing yellow eyes
    Bleacher dates the second prize
    cherry pickin favorites
    my dash was locked i guess i feel fine
    The way the river bends
    the woman's bending over me

    ba-da-da-da ba-da-da-da
    (texas texas texas texas)
  13. patrickjilbert

    patrickjilbert Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2001 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0

    It rained because I took the dust of your bones crushed and seeded all the clouds.
    It rained for days a blaze of hail and stones the size of men around your house.
    Rusty spring uncoils in a baby bottle.
    Toddler screams over power the infant death rattle.
    It's lame because it fell above the needs of this pretend life and his wishes.

    Push the little baby down the spiral stairs....

    So now it limps and counts the hours.
    Watches the clock by pounding doves and dishes.
    Delta Force plays on your old gray monitor.
    Power Team breaks flaming blocks of cinder.
    Sick of sickness.
    You're unkind and a liar.
    Get your kicks a witness to feeble slaughter.

    In your castle all your candles drip on the pavement.
    And the cattle that you laid down drip on the pavement,
    From what I've heard.
    Cold wet floor.

    Push the little baby down the spiral stairs....

    (and Brotha Lynch Hung raps about eating babies and sticking his 9mm up pregnant ladies and shooting the fetus)
  14. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    hmmm.. somebody told me today that i'd like oinback. now that i read those lyrics i'm not so sure...

    here's mammal, by they might be giants:
    Glass of milk
    Standing in between extinction in the cold
    and explosive radiating growth
    So the warm blood flows
    Through the large four-chambered heart
    Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have

    Mammal, mammal
    Their names are called
    They raise a paw
    The bat, the cat
    Dolphin and dog
    Koala bear and hog

    One of us might lose his hair
    But you're reminded that it once was there
    From the embryonic whale to the monkey with no tail
    So the warm blood flows
    with the red blood cells lacking nuclei
    Through the large four-chambered heart
    Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have

    Mammal, mammal
    Their names are called
    They raise a paw
    The bat, the cat
    Dolphin and dog
    Koala bear and hog

    Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial
    Their cousin called Monotreme
    Dead uncle Allotheria

    Mammal, mammal
    Their names are called
    They raise a paw
    The bat, the cat
    Dolphin and dog
    Koala bear and hog
    The fox, the ox
    Giraffe and shrew
    Echidna, caribou
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    heres what i am listening to right now


    11. Beneath Eternal Oceans Of Sand

    In the cosmos
    There is balm as well as bitterness
    And that balm is Nepenthe.

    Yet underneath endless oceans of sand
    I have not forgotten
    Those who had betrayed me.
    Silent and unmovable,
    I am not sorry
    For I had hated the light.

    Now I ride with the undead
    Across the night-sky
    And play by day
    Amongst the catacombs of Nephren-Ka
    In the sealed and unknown
    Valley of Hadoth by the Nile.

    I know that light is not for me
    Save that of the moon over the rock tombs of Neb
    Nor any debauchery save the unknown feasts of Nitokris
    Beneath the great pyramid.

    But in the loneliness of entombment,
    I welcome the bitterness of alienage.