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funny jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Oct 22, 2001.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    alright i got a break from studying, post a good joke...
    Three guys, an Englishman, an Afghan and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

    "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.

    The Englishman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in England."

    With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in England was forever made fertile for farming.

    The Afghan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no one can come into our precious country."

    Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

    The American asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150' high, 50' thick, and nothing can get in or out."

    The American says, "Fill it up with water."
    theres mine
     
  2. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    Thats really funny.:)
     
  3. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    haha that was pretty good..
    why do jews have big noses....................air is free
     
  4. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    inkjunkies was funny but the first one seemed to be lacking......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  5. The Helacious Dr. Dazzle

    The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 257 Likes Received: 0
  6. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
    Ok this is pretty tasteless...

    What is the difference between a fag and a refridgerator?

    The refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull out the meat. *GROSS*
     
  7. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    whats the jewish football teams motto?


    get that quarterback.
     
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
    nothing you already told her twice

    what to you call a woman with one black eye?
    quick learner.

    what does it mean when your wife come out of the kitchen and into the living room to yell at you?
    Her chain is too long.

    kelly didn't like these jokes but AC said they gave him some ideas on how to get jesse to shut the fuck up.
     
  9. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    Bump this up...... I'm laughing my ass off at the wife on the chain joke!!
     
  10. I_Love_Freights

    I_Love_Freights New Jack

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    Like ZACKS wife beater jokes... :)
     
  11. dead fetus

    dead fetus Guest

    i saw somebody post this in a previous joke thread.. and i havnt forgotten it since.


    Whats the worst part about having sex with young girls at parties?


    -Cleaning the blood off your clown suit
     
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