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funny jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Oct 22, 2001.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    funny jokes

    Discussion started by shameless self promotion - Oct 22, 2001

    alright i got a break from studying, post a good joke...
    Three guys, an Englishman, an Afghan and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

    "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.

    The Englishman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in England."

    With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in England was forever made fertile for farming.

    The Afghan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no one can come into our precious country."

    Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

    The American asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150' high, 50' thick, and nothing can get in or out."

    The American says, "Fill it up with water."
    theres mine
     
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  2. CATS

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    CATS - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    Thats really funny.:)
     
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  3. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 12oz Senior Member

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    inkjunkie34 - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    haha that was pretty good..
    why do jews have big noses....................air is free
     
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  4. *see-phore*

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    *see-phore* - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    inkjunkies was funny but the first one seemed to be lacking......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
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  5. The Helacious Dr. Dazzle

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    The Helacious Dr. Dazzle - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    That first one was funny.:)
     
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  6. Dirty_habiT

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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    Ok this is pretty tasteless...

    What is the difference between a fag and a refridgerator?

    The refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull out the meat. *GROSS*
     
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  7. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    whats the jewish football teams motto?


    get that quarterback.
     
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  8. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
    nothing you already told her twice

    what to you call a woman with one black eye?
    quick learner.

    what does it mean when your wife come out of the kitchen and into the living room to yell at you?
    Her chain is too long.

    kelly didn't like these jokes but AC said they gave him some ideas on how to get jesse to shut the fuck up.
     
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  9. Boring Bastard

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    Boring Bastard - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    Bump this up...... I'm laughing my ass off at the wife on the chain joke!!
     
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  10. I_Love_Freights

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    I_Love_Freights - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    Like ZACKS wife beater jokes... :)
     
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  11. dead fetus

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    dead fetus - Replied Oct 22, 2001

    i saw somebody post this in a previous joke thread.. and i havnt forgotten it since.


    Whats the worst part about having sex with young girls at parties?


    -Cleaning the blood off your clown suit