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funny ass instant message

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Jun 24, 2001.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    aor: I'm staying home to look at pictures of cakes
    none: HAHAHHAA
    none: what!
    aor: simpsons yo
    none: thats bad ass
    none: im using that
    aor: thanks it made me laugh thinking about saying it
    none: it might not completely replace "im staying home and reading poetry to my cats" but it'll get some play
    aor: LLLLLOOLLHAHA
    none: haha
    none: right!!
    aor: thats tight
    none: now imagine some obese girl in her pink bedroom reading poetry to garfield
    aor: LOL.......
    none: in the dark
    aor: but the cats tryin to run lol
    none: HAHHAHA
    aor: "no kitty, I LVOE YOU"
    none: with tape on the paws
    aor: LOL
    none: and no whiskers
    aor: shes like 26 tho
    none: HAHAHA
    aor: I'm crying
    none: me too
    none: lmao
    aor: "no kitty"
    none: HAHA
    aor: in like a slurred lisp accent tho
    none: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
    aor: i keep saying "no kitty"
    aor: I can picture girls I went to school with doing that RIGHT NOW!
    none: hhaahaha
    aor: I wanna sleep with a girl like that and miss treat her
    none: hhahaahhaa

    [This message has been edited by beardo (edited 06-24-2001).]
     
  2. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin Guest

    beardo i got respect for you and all but your a fucken nerd, and a funny one at that
     
  3. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    ha...nerdz remember the candy

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    jus me and you muthafucka jus me and you...i'll put trade marks around your fuckin eye
     
  4. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    "no kitty"


    KEMA'S BEEN A BAD KITTY!
     
  5. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 10, 2001 Messages: 2,996 Likes Received: 0
  6. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin Guest

    oh shit it just dawned on me who aor is...
    damn despite my hating, that dude is pretty fucken funny


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    flowes one
    societys sickest
     
  7. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    we have beef?
     
  8. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    what do you think anal sex is for
    not cause it feels good for you ... cause it really hurts her
     
  9. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    that shit is pretty nerdy...but i guess it was or had to at that moment..
     
  10. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin Guest

  11. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    No it would be rad to have one of those crazy cat ladys to bang dood. The wack things you could do to one of those cat ladys would be sick man...you could just do what you pleased while she sat around waiting for you...she'd just be happy to have the human contact. I'm not talking sexualy but mental abuse could be good for the ego.

    I love my girl she's treated like a queen.I'd never hit my lady in the butt thats reserved for high class wimmins that I meet in bus statons and bar whores yo!
     
  12. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
    completely going off topic. that's a really really cool picture. were'd you get that stuff?........yeah, im feeling the cat conversation....:cough, ima dork, cough::
     
  13. *ZEMONEDOE$

    *ZEMONEDOE$ Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2001 Messages: 6,137 Likes Received: 0
     
  14. beardo

    beardo Guest

    lamda
    lamda
    lamda
     
  15. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
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