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aor: I'm staying home to look at pictures of cakes

none: HAHAHHAA

none: what!

aor: simpsons yo

none: thats bad ass

none: im using that

aor: thanks it made me laugh thinking about saying it

none: it might not completely replace "im staying home and reading poetry to my cats" but it'll get some play

aor: LLLLLOOLLHAHA

none: haha

none: right!!

aor: thats tight

none: now imagine some obese girl in her pink bedroom reading poetry to garfield

aor: LOL.......

none: in the dark

aor: but the cats tryin to run lol

none: HAHHAHA

aor: "no kitty, I LVOE YOU"

none: with tape on the paws

aor: LOL

none: and no whiskers

aor: shes like 26 tho

none: HAHAHA

aor: I'm crying

none: me too

none: lmao

aor: "no kitty"

none: HAHA

aor: in like a slurred lisp accent tho

none: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA

aor: i keep saying "no kitty"

aor: I can picture girls I went to school with doing that RIGHT NOW!

none: hhaahaha

aor: I wanna sleep with a girl like that and miss treat her

none: hhahaahhaa

 

[This message has been edited by beardo (edited 06-24-2001).]

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Guest Remi Martin

oh shit it just dawned on me who aor is...

damn despite my hating, that dude is pretty fucken funny

 

 

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No it would be rad to have one of those crazy cat ladys to bang dood. The wack things you could do to one of those cat ladys would be sick man...you could just do what you pleased while she sat around waiting for you...she'd just be happy to have the human contact. I'm not talking sexualy but mental abuse could be good for the ego.

 

I love my girl she's treated like a queen.I'd never hit my lady in the butt thats reserved for high class wimmins that I meet in bus statons and bar whores yo!

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