SmackMYass Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 ok, this is something like the old freestyle session thread but those were gay and nut fun. Now make funny ass freestyles making fun of other people or just anything funny in general... peeeeeeeeeace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Aye yo this thread is wack! So why don't you take it back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 nut sack butt crack i'll poke your pooper, bring you to a stuper. and then just maybe i'll eat your baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 pop tart dart fart sniff wizzle wut wut. peace doggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 feel my steeze, when i eat cheese i start to wheeze and choke on my keys, pleease feeed meeeee....wow im good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 i eat babies and fat ladies with rabies put em all in a pot and make some good gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ?!?! Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 this threads about as cool as korn groupies / in a freestyle with yall im thinking please god remove me / you sister came over last night now i got herpes / i played ghost busters and slimed that ass / your sister said its been a week since her last bukkake bath / after that this other crazy ho came at me with a bat / she said why you fuck my daughter i thought i was the last / talk about a blast from the past / the bitch pulled down her pants and i proceeded to laugh . yea im done. that was dumb. freestyler number 1. make say ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 hello my future girlfriend this is what i sound like i am 11 years old, and in the 6th grade, in New Mexico (desperation voice) please Pm me if im on yahoo chat bye, thanks for.... stoping....by! beat that bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR hello my future girlfriend this is what i sound like i am 11 years old, and in the 6th grade, in New Mexico (desperation voice) please Pm me if im on yahoo chat bye, thanks for.... stoping....by! beat that bitches i think weve found a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 i gonna hide like Karadzic my tent im gonna pitch upon your head bitch! yeah i rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 brandons freestyle cky2k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Mono Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 i eat threads like this for dinner when i bomb the cops call me numba 1 sinner if i battle im the winner so eat my shit or you might get cut up and threw in the lake quick so dont say shit i get payed quick from your mom just for showin her my bits eww...that just shows how good my skills are ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 yo im gouged out 5000, a hybrid of that Eye kid/ identification tatooed on my eyelids/ fuck platinum, i got uranium/ step back,itll hemmorhage your brain and lungs/ these shoes, it aint a new look/ my kicks are some mothafuckin moon boots/ my clothes look regular but nasa designed/ my nose look regular but its plastic inside/ the pollution its harmful to my compution/ fuck the neptunes, im from a universe you aint heard about/ aint no petey pablo spinnin shirts around/bla bla bla bla...... this a joke i started with my friend. actin like im from outer space and im more advanced than everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrotrain Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 i walk and spit, get on this board just to talk some shit, reply to threads and defy the heads that be causin drips, trips from off the dome, have you walkin home pissed off when i lift off and drop this flow, i get to bustin, straight to the boards cuz this website is still under construction, it aint nuthin, checkin flix cuz its somethin to do, dont take it personal, we aint really makin fun of you, i mean we are and i like it and im a do it again, dont think jus cuz we writers we suppose to be friends, im close to the end, but its just the beginnin of this, i'll bust this freestyle while ya slittin ya wrist, listen to this, or read it and weep its all the same, if you wanna talk shit play the 12ozProphet game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruglife Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 This is gonna be fun... Astrotrain cut it out, everybody here hates you Your parents even hesitated before they decided to make you I bet your the kinda kid who would wait a week in line to meet the guy who played darth vader You put as much fear in me as a fucking second grader There are so many commas in your 'rap' I can barely read it So buddy do everyone here a favor and control alt delete it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruglife Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Aye yo this thread is wack! So why don't you take it back... I normally shred suckers like you but instead.... Nah who am I kiddin im still gonna verbally stomp your head Pickin someons lines apart definetly aint smart I'll use you to whipe a wet fart so your playin your part Next time your able remember dont steal someone elses fable I'm going to bury you in this box i made outta your own kitchen table You'd like someone to give you an opinion of your rhymes Your words go on deaf ears like a cryin mime I spit so much fire your ash's are incinerated someone else step up cause this kids obliterated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruglife Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 i eat babies and fat ladies with rabies put em all in a pot and make some good gravy Im a pimp slappa. but ur a shitty rappa. so y spit so many rhymes like u can attack em? I h8 pissin u off, cuz ur lyrics just suk. U see me on the street yellin "O SHIT! Duck!" But its better to comprehend wut im sayin. The more i realize wut ive been potrayin, i see myself playin. But now im just serious... Cursin more then a black man in the hood whos dilerious. I kno ur feelin this.. Bitch, u cannot complain. So why talk over my voice? This shitz been framed. Its not a one time see'er or punk'ed out wannabe'er This is all i gotta say, now heres the jump off finger flicker.*Middle Finger is raised in ur Face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 just wrote this rhyme. i call it "changes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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