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Funny ass freestyles

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SmackMYass, Mar 2, 2002.

  1. SmackMYass

    SmackMYass Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 25, 2001 Messages: 124 Likes Received: 0
    ok, this is something like the old freestyle session thread but those were gay and nut fun.
    Now make funny ass freestyles making fun of other people or just anything funny in general...
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 70
    Aye yo this thread is wack!
    So why don't you take it back...
  3. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    nut sack butt crack
    i'll poke your pooper,
    bring you to a stuper.
    and then just maybe
    i'll eat your baby.
  4. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    pop tart
    wut wut. peace doggs

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    feel my steeze, when i eat cheese i start to wheeze and choke on my keys, pleease feeed meeeee....wow im good
  6. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    i eat babies
    and fat ladies with rabies
    put em all in a pot
    and make some good gravy
  7. ?!?!

    ?!?! Guest

    this threads about as cool as korn groupies / in a freestyle with yall im thinking please god remove me / you sister came over last night now i got herpes / i played ghost busters and slimed that ass / your sister said its been a week since her last bukkake bath / after that this other crazy ho came at me with a bat / she said why you fuck my daughter i thought i was the last / talk about a blast from the past / the bitch pulled down her pants and i proceeded to laugh . yea im done. that was dumb. freestyler number 1. make say ugh

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    hello my future girlfriend
    this is what i sound like
    i am 11 years old, and in the 6th grade, in New Mexico
    (desperation voice) please Pm me if im on yahoo chat
    bye, thanks for....

    beat that bitches
  9. d-town_bomber

    d-town_bomber Veteran Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 7,032 Likes Received: 2
    i think weve found a winner
  10. NATO

    NATO Guest

    i gonna hide like Karadzic
    my tent im gonna pitch
    upon your head bitch!

    yeah i rock.
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    brandons freestyle cky2k
  12. El Mono

    El Mono Guest

    i eat threads like this for dinner
    when i bomb the cops call me numba 1 sinner
    if i battle im the winner
    so eat my shit
    or you might get
    cut up and threw in the lake quick
    so dont say shit
    i get payed quick
    from your mom just for showin her my bits

    eww...that just shows how good my skills are ;P
  13. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    yo im gouged out 5000, a hybrid of that Eye kid/ identification tatooed on my eyelids/ fuck platinum, i got uranium/ step back,itll hemmorhage your brain and lungs/ these shoes, it aint a new look/ my kicks are some mothafuckin moon boots/ my clothes look regular but nasa designed/ my nose look regular but its plastic inside/ the pollution its harmful to my compution/ fuck the neptunes, im from a universe you aint heard about/ aint no petey pablo spinnin shirts around/bla bla bla bla......

    this a joke i started with my friend. actin like im from outer space and im more advanced than everything.
  14. astrotrain

    astrotrain Banned

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    i walk and spit, get on this board just to talk some shit, reply to threads and defy the heads that be causin drips, trips from off the dome, have you walkin home pissed off when i lift off and drop this flow, i get to bustin, straight to the boards cuz this website is still under construction, it aint nuthin, checkin flix cuz its somethin to do, dont take it personal, we aint really makin fun of you, i mean we are and i like it and im a do it again, dont think jus cuz we writers we suppose to be friends, im close to the end, but its just the beginnin of this, i'll bust this freestyle while ya slittin ya wrist, listen to this, or read it and weep its all the same, if you wanna talk shit play the 12ozProphet game.
  15. kruglife

    kruglife New Jack

    Joined: May 15, 2016 Messages: 3 Likes Received: 0
    This is gonna be fun...

    Astrotrain cut it out, everybody here hates you
    Your parents even hesitated before they decided to make you
    I bet your the kinda kid who would wait a week in line to meet the guy who played darth vader
    You put as much fear in me as a fucking second grader
    There are so many commas in your 'rap' I can barely read it
    So buddy do everyone here a favor and control alt delete it