rental Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 what is jazzercise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 "ill take the rapists for $500 alex" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands "ill take the rapists for $500 alex" that's therapists mr. connory THERAPISTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted October 19, 2001 Author Share Posted October 19, 2001 fuck i swear jeopardy on snl is the funniest shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Originally posted by rental fuck i swear jeopardy on snl is the funniest shit http://www.geocities.com/fredfitch/tomadamsean.jpg'> Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier. Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier. Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man? Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen. Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sean Connery: Uh.. I'll take "Swords" for $400. Alex Trebek: It's actually not "Swords".. these are words that begin with "S". The answer is: "Popeye is this sort of man". [ Reynolds buzzes in ] Burt Reynolds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 ill take whore semen for 500 see whore like your mother. and semen. see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 jeopordy on SNL really is the funniest shit on television. dont sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Originally posted by beardo jeopordy on SNL really is the funniest shit on television. dont sleep. god that skit is so funny...i just downloaded it cause i missed it so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 where can you download that or get the scripts for those skits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Bum, check out this site: SNL scripts you'll have to look through the different years for the certain skit you're looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Burt Reynolds: "ahhhh.....i'll have ape tit for 300" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 They haven't done it in a while though.... Sean Connery:"I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 500" Trebek:"That's An Album Cover. Good God kill me." Trebek:"Write down ANY letter. Any one letter......Jeff Goldblum has written the number 2" Jeff Goldblum:"Ah-ah, the LETTER 2" Gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted October 21, 2001 Share Posted October 21, 2001 Connery "i spent a good five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my biggest regret." Trabec "You've Lead a Horrible life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 funny shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest young republican Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 http://www.penismightier.com/eod/snlpenIs.mov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 jesus i just remembered about all of those and I spent my night downloading episodes of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 thanks for posting that link. the whole office enjoyed that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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