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funniest question(answer) on tonight's jeopardy

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rental, Oct 18, 2001.

  1. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    what is jazzercise?
     
  2. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    "ill take the rapists for $500 alex"
     
  3. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    that's therapists mr. connory THERAPISTS
     
  4. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    fuck i swear jeopardy on snl is the funniest shit
     
  5. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    http://www.geocities.com/fredfitch/tomadamsean.jpg'>
    Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
    Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
    Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
    Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
    Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
    Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
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    Sean Connery: Uh.. I'll take "Swords" for $400.
    Alex Trebek: It's actually not "Swords".. these are words that begin with "S". The answer is: "Popeye is this sort of man". [ Reynolds buzzes in ] Burt Reynolds.
     
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    ill take whore semen for 500
    see whore like your mother. and semen. see.
     
  7. beardo

    beardo Guest

    jeopordy on SNL really is the funniest shit on television. dont sleep.
     
  8. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    god that skit is so funny...i just downloaded it cause i missed it so much
     
  9. bumdigger

    bumdigger Guest

    where can you download that or get the scripts for those skits.
     
  10. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    Bum, check out this site:
    SNL scripts
    you'll have to look through the different years for the certain skit you're looking for.
     
  11. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 25, 2000 Messages: 4,246 Likes Received: 71
    Burt Reynolds: "ahhhh.....i'll have ape tit for 300"
     
  12. The Helacious Dr. Dazzle

    The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 257 Likes Received: 0
    They haven't done it in a while though....

    Sean Connery:"I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 500"
    Trebek:"That's An Album Cover. Good God kill me."

    Trebek:"Write down ANY letter. Any one letter......Jeff Goldblum has written the number 2"
    Jeff Goldblum:"Ah-ah, the LETTER 2"

    Gold!
     
  13. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
    Connery "i spent a good five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my biggest regret."
    Trabec "You've Lead a Horrible life"
     
  14. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

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