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funniest question(answer) on tonight's jeopardy

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rental, Oct 18, 2001.

  1. rental

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    funniest question(answer) on tonight's jeopardy

    Discussion started by rental - Oct 18, 2001

    what is jazzercise?
     
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  2. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    boogie hands - Replied Oct 18, 2001

    "ill take the rapists for $500 alex"
     
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  3. Harpo Marx

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    Harpo Marx - Replied Oct 18, 2001

    that's therapists mr. connory THERAPISTS
     
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  4. rental

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    rental - Replied Oct 18, 2001

    fuck i swear jeopardy on snl is the funniest shit
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Oct 18, 2001

    http://www.geocities.com/fredfitch/tomadamsean.jpg'>
    Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
    Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
    Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
    Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
    Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
    Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
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    Sean Connery: Uh.. I'll take "Swords" for $400.
    Alex Trebek: It's actually not "Swords".. these are words that begin with "S". The answer is: "Popeye is this sort of man". [ Reynolds buzzes in ] Burt Reynolds.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Oct 19, 2001

    ill take whore semen for 500
    see whore like your mother. and semen. see.
     
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    beardo - Replied Oct 19, 2001

    jeopordy on SNL really is the funniest shit on television. dont sleep.
     
  8. dr. frink one

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    dr. frink one - Replied Oct 19, 2001

    god that skit is so funny...i just downloaded it cause i missed it so much
     
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    bumdigger - Replied Oct 19, 2001

    where can you download that or get the scripts for those skits.
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Oct 19, 2001

    Bum, check out this site:
    SNL scripts
    you'll have to look through the different years for the certain skit you're looking for.
     
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    Ferris Bueller - Replied Oct 19, 2001

    Burt Reynolds: "ahhhh.....i'll have ape tit for 300"
     
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    The Helacious Dr. Dazzle - Replied Oct 19, 2001

    They haven't done it in a while though....

    Sean Connery:"I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 500"
    Trebek:"That's An Album Cover. Good God kill me."

    Trebek:"Write down ANY letter. Any one letter......Jeff Goldblum has written the number 2"
    Jeff Goldblum:"Ah-ah, the LETTER 2"

    Gold!
     
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    backcountrywriter - Replied Oct 21, 2001

    Connery "i spent a good five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my biggest regret."
    Trabec "You've Lead a Horrible life"
     
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    Handjob - Replied Oct 24, 2001

    funny shit...