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Fun with Starbucks.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ODS-1, Aug 25, 2003.

  1. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    As you all know (or should know) Starbucks are a bunch of corporate assholes. So I desided to have a little fun with them.
    WITH SOME CRANK CALLS!

    ODS: This is the Starbucks, no?
    Star:Yes.
    ODS: I am from Holland, you see?
    Star: Yes.
    ODS: Do you have eh Diahrrea?
    STAR:No
    ODS: You do not have a the diahrreah?
    Star: No sir
    ODS: My wife has eh the diahreah.
    Star: That's too bad.
    ODS: thank you

    Another one.
    ODS: (I was using a small tape recorder wich I sped up this time., so it sounding like a small asian woman)
    ^^^ SAME TEXT
    Star: Laughing, What?
    WHile she's laughing she gets this other dude and hes like what I don't hear anything. I hung up.
     
  2. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    A_-_HAHA_HAR_-_HAR_HEH...HRMM........
     
  3. 455

    455 Guest

    dude,like totally awesome...ha.
     
  4. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    oh my god, you are s-m-r-t.
     
  5. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    starbucks is actually one of the most enviromentally concious corporations out there.

    call walmart.
     
  6. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    You're joking right?
     
  7. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    i knew i would have to explain this.

    i didnt say they were godly. but i am saying they are one of the better corporations

    you should be wasting your time on fast food companies and walmart.

    starbucks has many programs for its workers to go and help save endangered species and things such as this.

    how much do you really know about starbucks as a company? im willing to bet you don't know too much.
     
  8. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    i dont like the way i worded my last post.
     
  9. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    maybe that woulda been funny in like third grade dude. Shhaaa rihight...
     
  10. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
  11. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
  12. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    They use fucking child labor. Also fast food company employess are generally poor and trying to support their family. Starbuck employees are 16 year olds working so they can buy porno.
     
  13. sweetcherry

    sweetcherry Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 16, 2003 Messages: 1,016 Likes Received: 0
    telemarketer: hi this is a courtasy*sp* call from At&T wireless. may i speak to mr.******
    me: yes this is him
    telemarketer: oh this is Mrs. ******
    me: no this is Mr. ******
    telemarketer:eek:hh
    me: well i just had the surgery...my voice should clear up within a week
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    telemarketer: (says where hes calling from and a bincha other crap)
    me: oh you know right now is not a very good time can you leave your name and your home telephone number and i'll call you back when im ready to order.
    telemarketer: i'll leave my buisness number
    me: NO leave your HOME number...i'll be able to reach you better
    telemarketer sounding flushed: no im not allowed to do that
    me: WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!?!
    telemarketer: Excuse me????
    me: SEE you dont want strange people calling your house and bugging you SO DONT BUG ME!!!!!!!

    i did this one a few times and once a lady actually gave me her number
     
  14. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    finally somebody with the insight to take trigger happy tv and crank yankers, combine them and dumb it down for 12oz consumption...
     
  15. sweetcherry

    sweetcherry Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 16, 2003 Messages: 1,016 Likes Received: 0
    ive been working since i was 12
     
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