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Fun with Starbucks.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ODS-1, Aug 25, 2003.

  1. ODS-1

    ODS-1 12oz Elite Member

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    Fun with Starbucks.

    Discussion started by ODS-1 - Aug 25, 2003

    As you all know (or should know) Starbucks are a bunch of corporate assholes. So I desided to have a little fun with them.
    WITH SOME CRANK CALLS!

    ODS: This is the Starbucks, no?
    Star:Yes.
    ODS: I am from Holland, you see?
    Star: Yes.
    ODS: Do you have eh Diahrrea?
    STAR:No
    ODS: You do not have a the diahrreah?
    Star: No sir
    ODS: My wife has eh the diahreah.
    Star: That's too bad.
    ODS: thank you

    Another one.
    ODS: (I was using a small tape recorder wich I sped up this time., so it sounding like a small asian woman)
    ^^^ SAME TEXT
    Star: Laughing, What?
    WHile she's laughing she gets this other dude and hes like what I don't hear anything. I hung up.
     
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  2. Ronnie Dobbs

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    Ronnie Dobbs - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    A_-_HAHA_HAR_-_HAR_HEH...HRMM........
     
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    455 - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    dude,like totally awesome...ha.
     
  4. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    iloveboxcars - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    oh my god, you are s-m-r-t.
     
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  5. iloveboxcars

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    iloveboxcars - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    starbucks is actually one of the most enviromentally concious corporations out there.

    call walmart.
     
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  6. ODS-1

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    ODS-1 - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    You're joking right?
     
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  7. iloveboxcars

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    iloveboxcars - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    i knew i would have to explain this.

    i didnt say they were godly. but i am saying they are one of the better corporations

    you should be wasting your time on fast food companies and walmart.

    starbucks has many programs for its workers to go and help save endangered species and things such as this.

    how much do you really know about starbucks as a company? im willing to bet you don't know too much.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    i dont like the way i worded my last post.
     
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  9. space base

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    space base - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    maybe that woulda been funny in like third grade dude. Shhaaa rihight...
     
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    ~KRYLON2~ - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    :rolleyes: dude your gay :rolleyes:
     
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  11. space base

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    space base - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    no Im not
     
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  12. ODS-1

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    They use fucking child labor. Also fast food company employess are generally poor and trying to support their family. Starbuck employees are 16 year olds working so they can buy porno.
     
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    sweetcherry - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    telemarketer: hi this is a courtasy*sp* call from At&T wireless. may i speak to mr.******
    me: yes this is him
    telemarketer: oh this is Mrs. ******
    me: no this is Mr. ******
    telemarketer:eek:hh
    me: well i just had the surgery...my voice should clear up within a week
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    telemarketer: (says where hes calling from and a bincha other crap)
    me: oh you know right now is not a very good time can you leave your name and your home telephone number and i'll call you back when im ready to order.
    telemarketer: i'll leave my buisness number
    me: NO leave your HOME number...i'll be able to reach you better
    telemarketer sounding flushed: no im not allowed to do that
    me: WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!?!
    telemarketer: Excuse me????
    me: SEE you dont want strange people calling your house and bugging you SO DONT BUG ME!!!!!!!

    i did this one a few times and once a lady actually gave me her number
     
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    Smart - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    finally somebody with the insight to take trigger happy tv and crank yankers, combine them and dumb it down for 12oz consumption...
     
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  15. sweetcherry

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    sweetcherry - Replied Aug 25, 2003

    ive been working since i was 12
     
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