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fuckthesouth.com

Discussion in 'News' started by sillysiphilis, Apr 3, 2005.

  1. sillysiphilis

    sillysiphilis Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 468 Likes Received: 0
    fuckthesouth.com-
    Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

    And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

    Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

    No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

    Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

    All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

    The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

    Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

    But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

    Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

    And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.
     
  2. vptonbing

    vptonbing Member

    Joined: Apr 26, 2004 Messages: 690 Likes Received: 1
    I agree with some, but I would just keep to myself. Some are nice, some are assholes, thats life!
     
  3. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Are you retarded or something?
    [​IMG]

    Is that what you imagine all people from the south look like? Let me try to talk some sense into you.

    1. Who says the south is the real america? Ever hear of Americas heartland? The midwest? If any place is the "real america" its the midwest.
    2. If anyone is arrogant here, its you.
    3.Where are you getting this all this shit about the founding fathers? First you say they keep going on and on about them, then you turn around and say that they have no idea who they are? What the fuck are you on crack or something?
    4.
    How about you get the fuck out? Go hop on the next boat to some shit poor country where theyre too busy killing eachother to give a fuck about your ignorant ass.
    5.
    uh... What the fuck... Horsies? When did that come into the picture?
    6.
    What the fuck are you talking about?
    7.
    Youre the one writing incoherent shit like this and THEYRE the ones who need their ass kicked?
    8.
    Wait i tought you were talking about horsies...
    9.
    You know how many people live in the state of massachusetts? 6,349,097 Thats shit compared to the states youre talking about .
    10.
    This gravy train is over and as such I suggest you put one of these through your dome
    [​IMG]

    I seriously hope you follow through on my advcie and that this thread gets locked.
     
  4. useurname

    useurname Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 962 Likes Received: 0
    I think we should have let you go........
     
  5. sillysiphilis

    sillysiphilis Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 468 Likes Received: 0
    Hey Cacash
    You got reason to be upset,
    If I were a Southerner, I probably would be too.
    Were you're mistake is, is assuming that I was the one who wrote that sweeping generalization; I wasn't-The website fuckthesouth.com was.
    Those views do not necessarily rep my own, but I've got to admit, some of it was a little funny.
    I'm a midwest kid, I know what modesty is. I'm not trying to be a prick about our currently polarized state (as a nation)
    no harm meant
     
  6. dojafx

    dojafx Member

    Joined: Nov 20, 2001 Messages: 831 Likes Received: 0
    the south still has 8ball & MJG as well as the Geto Boys going for it
     
  7. S@T@N

    S@T@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    That website is stupid. To think that there aren't people in the
    southern states that hate rednecks and their views is completely
    assinine.

    I'd like to take this as an opportunity to claim that FL is no
    longer part of the south...
     
  8. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    This website was posted here a while back. It was written right after the sham of an election and represents the anger felt towards those people who voted red, that seem to be the majority in the southern/midwestern states, right after the antichrist was elected to serve as US president.
     
  9. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    i just moved back from georga its like in slo mo down there like nobody has a schedule WTF
     
  10. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,577 Likes Received: 2
    Ive always wanted to visit there , i heard they have good food .
     
  11. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    The BBQ aint nuthin to fuck with !
    Finger lickin good yall
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Oh my fault, you should have said that before not just put the website there and expected me to know where it was from. And by the way im no southerner, nor am i a conservative republican, im not white, and im no where near any of the stereotypes that are described in the article. shit, im from California i just hate to read ignorant shit like that. So just forward my reply to the fuck who wrote that shit.
     
  13. sillysiphilis

    sillysiphilis Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 468 Likes Received: 0
  14. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    how dull

    i didn't know ignorance was exclusive to any geographical location

    thumbs down and a fart noise to the author and anyone that thinks this is profound information
     
  15. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    YOU DONT WANT DRAMA...NOO!!!!

    YOU DONT WANT NONE!!!!
     
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