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last night, I was downtown waiting for the bus, and I crossed the street to hit up this storefront. It's mad busy, even at 3:30am, so I take it eaz and wait for a decent time to rock the hollow. I go into my bag and grab the tremclad when a biker pulls up behind me on the sidewalk. He gets off and fiddles with his bicycle. Man, it does not take this fucking long to fix the chain on a bike. he's rocking one of those tight bike shorts and keeps bent over for a while. I stand around, hoping he'll get the fuck outta there before my bus arrives. He doesn't leave, and I smell human feces. He shit his biker shorts while flashing his buttocks to me. All I wanted to do was hit up a storefront quickfast.

 

The other week, I was at the subway station. there is three urinals there. I take the left one. The stinkin' bum next to me is jerking it while looking down at my dillz. I finish up, smash his face into the tiles in front of him, and when he turns around, I right hook him. Then, I bolt out the station and reach to school all late 'cuz I knew I'd end up getting booked for doing the right thing, because the subway cops know me and dislike me.

 

I'm starting to hate the city. It's one thing when it's junkies, but hardcore pervs like this? Goddammit! Who else has disturbing moments to share with a traumatized individual such as myself?

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I was headed down the track one night and had a guy catch up to me and offer me a blow job. I slugged him one and pelted him with rocks as he scampered away. It was funny to see him slipping all over the rocks.

Look at the catholic church now. They have to go somewhere else.

Perverts are sick. That's why I'm just a pedophile. just kidding.

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one night my friend showed up at my house at 12:30 after work. our plans went from breaking into some skatepark out east to going to the montauk projects to just hopping a train to manhattan with no money.

 

after arriving in at 3:30 off the 2:30 train we were riding around in the tail end of some sort of rainy like rain storm.......with wind. lots of wind. making it hard to think about hitting ledges and such. so we decided to venture around the empty sidewalks making alot of hoo hah and whanot. we stopped at some large porno store at 3:45 i think to get his girlfriend some midget horseporn or something, i was waiting outside watching the bikes and just looking at the shady characters milling about. i dont know if they were looking at me or our hot ass rides.

 

anyways, friend comes out of porno store a little shook looking. "lets leave now". he said he wanted to leave so bad because while hes in this corner where they keep the fucked up midget-esqe porn there was all these fucked up pedophile looking guys together in the hardcore gay porn/really fucked up porn area. like....no guys in the other sections and just 10 guys in the gay porn area. and he said they were all looking at him like fresh meat and visually raping him. he wont go back in that store to this day. i guess its funnier if you were there. but im tired. fuck this.

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^^ damn. That would creep the hell outta me. Some snivelling, snarly, snide faggots (like the 'yes' man from A Clockwork Orange) visually raping someone is fucked.

 

i'm not tired. i woke up a two hours ago to watch the world cup.

 

Right now...2 minutes into extra time. Spain nil, Korea nil.

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I walked into some public toilets and 2 guys were sucking each others dicks. I got outta there and told my friend he didnt believe me and even said he would go and check.....I pretended after he said that it was a joke...then he came running out and and said the muther fuckers had kept going and changed who was on who. I picked up a fucking huge rock and well that is the end of the story the rest could get me arrested. [Please note i dont hate on gay people but when two guys do that shit in a public place it makes me think WHAT IF WHEN I HAVE A KID HE WALKS IN ON THOSE FUCKERS AND THEY TRY GRAB HIM...........

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Originally posted by Stapler

I walked into some public toilets and 2 guys were sucking each others dicks. I got outta there and told my friend he didnt believe me and even said he would go and check.....I pretended after he said that it was a joke...then he came running out and and said the muther fuckers had kept going and changed who was on who. I picked up a fucking huge rock and well that is the end of the story the rest could get me arrested. [Please note i dont hate on gay people but when two guys do that shit in a public place it makes me think WHAT IF WHEN I HAVE A KID HE WALKS IN ON THOSE FUCKERS AND THEY TRY GRAB HIM...........

 

 

All homosexuals molest children. :rolleyes:

 

You don't really think that. Quit rationalizing.

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^^^ homosexuals who suck dick in public places for all to see (like a public washroom with the door open) just MAY grab children.

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yeah fuck that....that would suck.../

 

i once had a gay gay think he knew me....but he didnt...and i made sure he realized that...thats the extent of my weird pervert adventures...you guys got some triple xxx shit...damn..:eek:

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^^ it's not that bad if it's a crackwhore. I mean, fuck, it sucks, but I've grown accustomed. It isn't as perverted as it is depressing.

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try being a girl in the city. i have to dress up everyday for work and trust me, i know what a pervert is. sometimes i hate this city. every morning, non stop crack deals while i am waiting for the bus. and this is at 7 am. i've seen my fair share of feces filled pants, dirty dicks, dirty asses, and i think i have gotten used to the smell of urine. i dont like eating at restaurants if its outdoors. i'll loose my appetite just watching a bum across the damn street.

 

not only there are the bums, but there are the dirty men that like to fuckign tell me that they love me. i fucking shoved one dude for telling me that he loves me and called me "mama sita". can i fucking throw my garbage out without fucking being harassed!!?? i fucking shoved him and told him to fuck off. at least he was smaller than i am, and i'm only 4'11. it pisses me of that i cant even cross the street without getting harassed by fucking idiots who think that i would come to them because they fucking stare at me. instead flick them off and show them my ring and them tell them to fuck the hell off. that is why i dont like being alone when i walk around in the city. i would prefer to be with someone else. some dude has even asked permission to lick me. what the fuck.

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I fully feel sorry for you hey, when i was with my ex, where-ever we would go dirty fucks would stare at her and like she was like ohh i never knew, its fucked what pretty girls have to go through hey. But i swear if i was with her and if anyone would have tried anything i would have gone nuts. Oh well we broke up over some stupid reason and im startign to believe in carma cause now she has a b/f with one ball haha.

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dammit i live in such a boring shitty ass place. i never get to see any cool shit like this. i know it's gross as hell and it would be a whole different story if i was a girl (the stuff devilush described isn't even entertaining just gross and annoying), but dammit i never see anything even remotely weird or funny when i walk the streets. just a bunch of stupid hippies.

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Devilush, that is wak, and I hear you loud and clear...let me recount a story i believe I've told on 12oz.

Last year, a girl I'd liked for three years and I finally hooked up (she made the first move). We were making out like wild animals in heat in some big, concrete, relatively clean staircase at a major intersection in the area (trust me, it wasn't some mad seedy spot). We were in a bar district, and it was laaaate. I was on top of her, kissing her and stuff, when she looked up at me and told me to stop it. I asked her, "huh?", and she replied "tell him to stop!" I looked down at her, looked a bit down the staircase, and lo and behold, there was some fobster with the girl's shoe and sock off, sucking away. I burst into laughter, but managed to get the guy scurrying away anyway. I know that I should have done more, but I was too weak with laughter. We laughed about that one for a while. What a first day, eh?

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Originally posted by test pattern

 

 

All homosexuals molest children. :rolleyes:

 

You don't really think that. Quit rationalizing.

 

I wasnt rationalizing but i said WHAT IF it is more likely to happen when they are in the course of sucking dick then when they are just going to the toilet. The fuckers were hony and had to do it there GO HOME.....................

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Originally posted by DvOTeR

Devilush whats the worst thing a guy has done to you, cause once my ex was like sitting on her fence when a guy driving past threw a beer-bottle at her just missing her head

 

the worst thing done to me?? hmmm.....just being insulted because i like to dress up everyday. being called a slut just because i cant help that i have breasts. being called an idiot because i made a mistake. everything that guys do to me...little cat calls, etc woudl prolly be the worst thing that happens to me. it's insulting, it's demeaning, and not to mention a real turn off.

 

but that was when i didnt know how to use my words properly. i think that i have the fine art of shit talking down.

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So I was just out having a yard sale a few hours ago, and this gay reporter dude comes up and starts chatting it up with me and my roomate. He buys an Adobe Premiere Classroom in a Book manual from me and asks me if it includes software. I tell him no, but I can probably find it for him. He gives me a card with his number and asks me to give him a call when I get the software and feel like having a few beers. As soon as he leaves I give the card to my gay friend, who's in the process of affixing a rainbow sticker to his recently purchased Vespa in our driveway, and tell him to call the dude on Monday and offer him some hardware to boot. He was thrilled.

 

Anyways, my mom told me that once when my and my big bro were really little (little enough for me not to remember it), we were playing in the outside steps of my grandfather's beach house, and some dude walks up and starts chilling with us, asking what our He-Man's names were and stuff. Mom got nervous and looked at the guy through the window. The dude just sat on the steps, chilling and talking, and my mom noticed he was bobbing back and forth. She starts getting suspicious and walks out of the house to ask him to leave, when she sees him with his face up, eyes closed, mouth open, kinda shivering. She looked down and noticed the guy was sporting a boner down the side of one of his legs, and had somehow managed to masturbate by moving it back and forth against his pants. He had jizzed all over his thigh. She screamed and raised high hell and the dude took off running. We kept playing with He-Man and friends.

 

I'm sure glad I don't remember that happening. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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