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fucking fly

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ilovedrunk, May 3, 2005.

  1. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
    someone from channel zero will find humor in this

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    i just spent about 20 minutes (at after 3 in the morning) shooting a wad of paper out of a slingshot at a huge fly... yes i said sling shot.. when i hit it it fell but woke up when i was taking pictures.. so i snuffed it out with a cotton ball a cup and some rubbing alochol... then i took pictures...



    (repost from another message board i visit after getting funny responce from the fly photo and description.....)

    it was actually pure boredome at work... i was in my bathroom and i heard it buzzing around... and i have this kinda rowdy crossbow "toy" that shoots these plastic darts with suction cups on the end... i really wanted to shoot the damn thing with that.. only i couldnt find darts anywhere... which pretty much made me sad.. so i saw my slingshot.. and used a wad of paper a lil bigger than a marble... and shot and shot and shot... and i even grazed it a few times... it didnt like me shooting at it too much.. it kept protecting itself getting close to the light bulbs... anyway i finally nailed it (i wasnt shooting at a real close range mind you) and it just kinda dropped... when it fell it did that thing fighter planes do when their shot down in movies.. where they kinda spiral nosedive.. anway so i set him up to take photos seeing as he was kinda a bigger fly... and i stand him up (tweezers) and he stands just fine.. it looked like he was still alive.. i set up mi mini tripod and im not getting the light like i wanted... so i spot lighted him with my mag light... and all of a sudden after the light being on him a few minutes he starts walking around... bastard.. thats not helping.. so i pour some rubbing alcohol into a lil paper bathroom cup and pour the excess in the sink...i put the cup upsidedown over the lil bastard and go play tonyhawk a few rounds... when i come back i carefully lift up the cup... not only is the lil bastard still alive he is climbing around on the inside of the cup.. fuck me... soooo.. i soak a cotton ball with the alcohol again.. i put the cup ontop of the cotton ball.. and prolly less than 2 minutes later he is dead on his back lying in the pool of liquid death...
    lights camera action.... the only problem is now, he wont stand up anymore seeing as he is dead....

    the end
     
  2. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    so where are the pictures you did take?
     
  3. someone

    someone Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 786 Likes Received: 0
    im calling the cops you animal racist son of a bitch
     
  4. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
    i took the one thats at the top of my post????

    sorry for the waste of time and space jeeeeeeez
     
  5. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    thats nice, what kinda camera did you take that with?
     
  6. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
  7. sans sheriff

    sans sheriff Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2003 Messages: 1,269 Likes Received: 42
    drunkface,

    You should have put a quarter next to it to show size relation.
     
  8. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24

    yea, that's a pretty good quality picture..


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    .......LYING WOULD YOU>!?
     
  9. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
    its a nikon 5700 and no im not...

    i can post the other ones that didnt come out as well if you want...
     
  10. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    WHO CARES, THE FLY IS DEAD! :crying:
     
  11. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
    sans i didnt notice your post earlier... i had a penny next to it.. i might edit a few more to show comparison.. or something
     
  12. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  13. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
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    another angle

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    while the lil bastard was moving before i snuffed him and basically the reason i busted out the mag light
     
  14. ILOSTMYBRAIN

    ILOSTMYBRAIN Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2004 Messages: 148 Likes Received: 0
    amazing quality pictures, sucks for the fly.
     
  15. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Yeah, good quality, it doesnt really hit you until the fly is compared with a penny.
     
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