ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 someone from channel zero will find humor in this i just spent about 20 minutes (at after 3 in the morning) shooting a wad of paper out of a slingshot at a huge fly... yes i said sling shot.. when i hit it it fell but woke up when i was taking pictures.. so i snuffed it out with a cotton ball a cup and some rubbing alochol... then i took pictures... (repost from another message board i visit after getting funny responce from the fly photo and description.....) it was actually pure boredome at work... i was in my bathroom and i heard it buzzing around... and i have this kinda rowdy crossbow "toy" that shoots these plastic darts with suction cups on the end... i really wanted to shoot the damn thing with that.. only i couldnt find darts anywhere... which pretty much made me sad.. so i saw my slingshot.. and used a wad of paper a lil bigger than a marble... and shot and shot and shot... and i even grazed it a few times... it didnt like me shooting at it too much.. it kept protecting itself getting close to the light bulbs... anyway i finally nailed it (i wasnt shooting at a real close range mind you) and it just kinda dropped... when it fell it did that thing fighter planes do when their shot down in movies.. where they kinda spiral nosedive.. anway so i set him up to take photos seeing as he was kinda a bigger fly... and i stand him up (tweezers) and he stands just fine.. it looked like he was still alive.. i set up mi mini tripod and im not getting the light like i wanted... so i spot lighted him with my mag light... and all of a sudden after the light being on him a few minutes he starts walking around... bastard.. thats not helping.. so i pour some rubbing alcohol into a lil paper bathroom cup and pour the excess in the sink...i put the cup upsidedown over the lil bastard and go play tonyhawk a few rounds... when i come back i carefully lift up the cup... not only is the lil bastard still alive he is climbing around on the inside of the cup.. fuck me... soooo.. i soak a cotton ball with the alcohol again.. i put the cup ontop of the cotton ball.. and prolly less than 2 minutes later he is dead on his back lying in the pool of liquid death... lights camera action.... the only problem is now, he wont stand up anymore seeing as he is dead.... the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 so where are the pictures you did take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 im calling the cops you animal racist son of a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 i took the one thats at the top of my post???? sorry for the waste of time and space jeeeeeeez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 thats nice, what kinda camera did you take that with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 i<3drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 drunkface, You should have put a quarter next to it to show size relation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by cloner@May 3 2005, 10:20 PM thats nice, what kinda camera did you take that with? Quoted post yea, that's a pretty good quality picture.. .. . . . . ............ . ..you wouldn't be.. .. . . . . .......LYING WOULD YOU>!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 its a nikon 5700 and no im not... i can post the other ones that didnt come out as well if you want... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by cloner@May 4 2005, 02:20 AM thats nice, what kinda camera did you take that with? Quoted post WHO CARES, THE FLY IS DEAD! :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 sans i didnt notice your post earlier... i had a penny next to it.. i might edit a few more to show comparison.. or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 ilove ilovedrunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 another angle while the lil bastard was moving before i snuffed him and basically the reason i busted out the mag light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOSTMYBRAIN Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 amazing quality pictures, sucks for the fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Yeah, good quality, it doesnt really hit you until the fly is compared with a penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 macro lense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 that's animal cruelty and i'm calling PETA on you. jk i hate flies. nice photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 WORD TO FLIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 it wasnt a lense attatchment or anything... the 5700 just has an amazing lense on it... and i use a tiny tripod.. and yea stuff words and slingshots with paperballs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 so weird.. pictures not showing up for me. what photo host you using? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 photobucket.... the account is available if you REALLY wanna see them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 im having issues with photobucket..i cant see the photos..not even my own..its weird..everyone else can see it.. i dont get a red x or anything..i dunno.. any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 but yeah..i would like to see this fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 you got a p.m. son... also i forgot to even ask you if you can see them on the site... but no i donno what would make your computer not see only photobuckets photos... thats pretty weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Awesome. You should have froze him then played rodeo-fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Where is IQUIT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 can't you get any closer than that? I'd like to see real closeup macro flicks of that fucker. or any insect... they're all scary looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 the thing is barley an inch away from my camera... sorry man its just a camera not a microscope... this is just an average sized ant... i got pretty close to it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovedrunk Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 i shoulda said an average size ant for texas... fire ants hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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