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Fucking Cars Up

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by OsCaR306, Jul 23, 2004.

  1. OsCaR306

    OsCaR306 Member

    Joined: May 20, 2002 Messages: 508 Likes Received: 0
    First, I will tell you the story then get to the point of this thread.

    So tonight, myself and two friends were having a casual bike ride when some fucker driving a hurse and his two friends decide to shout profanities. I then continued to yell "fuck you" back at him. He contined to pull a crazy u-turn at that point I decide it is time to leave. I start peddling fast down the side walk and take a left turn onto a dirt path in a field that is for pedestrians and bikes only not thinking he would chase me onto there. He drives over the side walk and onto the path and is tailing me, i knew that he was probably going to cut me off or hit my back tire and then contine to beat me up. I decided it would be in my best intrest to jump off my bike and start running. So i did that and ran and hid. I continuned to watch this mother fucker run over my bike a few times then drive off. I asked around and found out who he is/where he lives.

    Now,the point of this thread. What are some ways to fuck up his car, I mean really fuck it up. I have thought about sugar in the gas tank, etch on the windows. I'm sure some of you guys have done something like this before. Come on,tell me what you did. Or atleast share some stories. :D
     
  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    pour brake fluid on his car. It'll eat the paint up like a mother fucker
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    here's how you do it:

    motor oil

    smear the motor oil onto your face
     
  4. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    or if that doesnt work try battery acid.
     
  5. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    If you take a potato and stuff it in someone's muffler deep enough so they won't see it, the fumes will go back into the car and kill them. It'll fuck up the car, too.
     
  6. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    fill his gas tank with gasoline.
     
  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Fuck all this pussy shit, just take a baseball bat to it at 3am.....

    Then take pictures and post them on the internet.
     
  8. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    "the cia big book of dirty tricks"

    available via kazaa or whatever. p2p
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Nobody would stop you either. If you see a gang of kids taking bats to someone's car, you know they done fucked up somewhere along the line.....
     
  10. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    stash your bike underneath it

    jerk off onto the doorhandle.

    ring doorbell and punch face... search pockets for wallet and glance around for other goodies... run.
     
  11. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    If you put a piece of ham on the car it will strip the paint off.

    Edit: I've been told it's bologna, not ham, that does this.
     
  12. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    ah ha ha ha
     
  13. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    He was driving a hurse and he went dirt road style just to try and kill you...
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Than you ran, hid and watched as he ran over your bike...
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That is some of the best shit i have heard in a while, you don't have the right to do anything at all
     
  14. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    put the keys in the tailpipe
    and rubbed the shit out of a potatoe on to
    the car

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
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