nsmbfan Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 So I'm trying to be healthier. I decide I should drink more than just Dr. Pepper - juice makes sense, right? Babies drink juice, look how healthy they are. So I go and buy a 64 oz Apple Juice jug when I bought groceries. I get done drinking some beers last night, and to quench my thirst I reach for the apple juice. I drank like half that motherfucker... Now I can't stop shitting. I had to call in late to work mid-shit. My stomach hurts so bad, and I must have farted a 1000 times last night... it's a strange funk that's seeping from my ass, it can't be stopped! It doesn't even smell like mine, it's grossing me out. Has anybody else been fucked over by apple juice? that shit needs a warning lable... I feel violated and poisoned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I've heard of this before but it has'nt happened to me yet so I still about dat juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 apple juice also give me severe diarrheas.. you are not alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 severe is correct. how do i fix me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 apple juice is delicious, fuck your shitty ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 AKA Old Corky. Stick to the recommended dose, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 hahaha nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 lol old corky i'm just mad nobody warned me. ever. in my whole life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 just drink more apple juice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 look at it this way, you provided brief interlolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 not apple but bitches tricked me with fuckin pomegranate juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 juice glasses are small for a reason. Imagine eating 10 apples... why do you think drinking em is different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I think its because you drank HALF THE FUCKING JUG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Apple juice has a lot of sugar in it. If you want to be healthy drink a lot of water. Like 2 quarts a day a lot. For flavored drinks try brewing your own iced tea, go easy on the sugar. Try using unprocessed sugar too. Once I cut sugar out of my diet food started tasting much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 the apple juice is just doing its job by cleaning all that bullshit you have in you..its cleaning it out..fruits act as a natural laxative ..once you drink it for a few days, all the bullshit will come out and you will stop shitting as much but still be on a regular shit schedule.. at least you dont have all that bullshit still inside you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 apple juice bg's eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Orange juice is better IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 yea, it smells god awful. my body is a toxic waste dump i'm learning. i'll probably weigh less tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Try prune juice next...babies drink it to be healthy all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 if no one has said "no one cares paul wall" then NO ONE CARES PAUL WALL. this dude is so gutter his farts are his hype man on tinychat. -b0atshoes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 AKA Old Corky. Stick to the recommended dose, though. never take that pill! it just block your system and if it is something bad you will end in emergency room with blood in your shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^you're not supposed to stick it in your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ugh.....got that caca agua. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 if no one has said "no one cares paul wall" then NO ONE CARES PAUL WALL. this dude is so gutter his farts are his hype man on tinychat. -b0atshoes lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Apple Juice makes you POOP? Is it true? 1 year ago Report Abuse ♥iN LoVe♥ Best Answer - Chosen by Voters yes apple juice makes you poop, right along with any other fruit and/or vegetable if you ear enough of it 1 year ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^you're not supposed to stick it in your ass i have too many hemorrhoids to stick anything down there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 tmi bro, t, m, i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 nsmbfan WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 gimme some APPLE DRINK it's GREEEEN ok srsly. never had that prob love juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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