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FUCK. Why Am I so DUMB?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JoeyLawrence, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. JoeyLawrence

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    FUCK. Why Am I so DUMB?

    Discussion started by JoeyLawrence - Feb 4, 2002

    Ok...my pants are too fuckin baggy...
    - im skinny
    - i havent had sex with any asian girls yet
    -i dont have any paint
    -i draw shitty
    -im even worse at graffiti
    -im slow
    -im stupid
    -im outta liquor.
    -i dont have any vicodin
    - im outta nyquil
    -im outta v8 splash
    -im outta money almost
    fuck.
    fuck.
    fuck.
    fuck.


    alright. that feels better.
     
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  2. When

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    When - Replied Feb 4, 2002

    1. whey powder/ weight gainer + excercise
    2. go to japan if youre tall i guess
    3. buy or steal some
    4. draw more
    5. practice practice practice
    6. speed
    7. stop doing drugs except for speed
    8. same as number 3
    9. have someone break one of your limbs
    10. same as 3
    11. same as 3
    12. get a job shithead!
     
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  3. seven.13

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    The Vicodin is the root of the problem.
     
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  4. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied Feb 4, 2002

    you're not skinny...you dork!!! and yes get a job. outta liquor? come over. you dont draw shitty. get out there are start macking on asian girls. and you're not slow nor stupid.
     
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  5. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Feb 4, 2002

    Backhand compliments

    Ha ha, even Devilush says you're a dork. Delete yourself.Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 4, 2002

    haha...i have none of those problems...well yeah.
     
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    http://freephoto-i.net/users/bigdill/scottie.jpg'>
    Your a fucking idiot!
     
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  8. blood as ink

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    blood as ink - Replied Feb 4, 2002

    popgun..

    i feel ya on the too skinny,no booze,no paint,no money,no asian girl things.

    i'm a bum whoo hoo.
     
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    RaiD - Replied Feb 4, 2002

    Vicoden is week pussy shit... go buy some mini thins, take the whole bottle, and die of a heart attack.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Feb 4, 2002

    hey everyone...

    lets get...
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
     
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    shit... today is good.
    i woke up and im buff and my pants fit and im gonna go downtown in a little bit and eat some food and mail some shit off to my dead homies and then im gonna go jogging in the park with my new joggerstick and then im gonna go to the ocean and surf with my new surfboard and then im gonna go home and shoot up some medical grade morphine. the blue shit and then im gonna go lay in my bed and listen to mxpx and wish i was black some more. shit i wish those gold fronts would get here already. then im gonna go to school and draw more sick ass drawings of down syndrome guppies and steal slides and get a gallery show and have all sortsa art fags show up and spend cocaine money on my dumb shit so i can go out and buy a fixed gear and wear butt tight pants and race around and fall into the ricearoni tracks and break forks and front teeth. then im gonna get engaged to this asian girl up the street whos name is yuka and is from japan but she talks like a valley girl and sports abercrombie all the time and shes gonna jock my cologne collection and then im gonna eat some more food and play that video game pikmin some more and then im gonna chew on my paintmarkers so they get all drippy and walk around with an easy squeezy and squirt marsh onto electrical boxes and if some brotha lynch mob motherfucker nelly ass furtado tries to take my macaroni then im gonna bust out the balistic screwdriver and delete him.
    haha "delete yourself" that was pure genius. pure fuckin radness. it feels like spring today so im going to wear shorts and a tshirt. my tshirt says "university of colorado athletic department" and my shorts are some ripped up abercrombie and fitch cargo shorts, and i havent shaved in like 4 days because the last time i shaved i mauled my face and thats because my hand eye coordination is worse than michael j fox shakin on a subway train moving through kuala lampur during an earthquake. fuck i wish i was in highschool again so i could play football and join the chess team. no ones down for that shit anymore. at least im gonna have some guests over soon. supposedly my buddy chue is comin over this weekend with this dude booh or somethin he flosses the mad diesel gear like every other trendy ass motherfucker namean? but i want the ones that look greenish and like theyre covered in algae. shit anyways, then some homies are rollin out from the homeland in a month or so and im goin to barbados during spring break for free with my x and then my other x is comin over to chill but shes sorta flaky so im not countin on it. and then theres secret who says shes comin up but never will. and then theres all my fuckin simpson toys which are back at homebase. FUCK. anyways im feelin sexy and i know im cooler than you, and im gonna go walk up to the post office and mail off my letters and shit and then im gonna go downtown and eat and try to meet up with some homies for a "hella" good time ya heard? i dunno. shit theres galleries flossin left and right namean? fuck.
    delete yourself.
    2002. haha brick check. who wants to wrestle? ill cover you in jello and then hit you with a waffle. jello biafra...i fuckin hate that guy...i wonder why professor poopatronic wanted to waste money to go listen to that fucker ramble on when i do the same shit for free? hmm. anyways, oh yeah! im goin to a comic convention this weekend and i got a gallon of milk that i gotta finish up today so im gonna eat "hella" cereal and drink "hella" chai tea. at the convention im gonna stealth around like a fuckin spy-o-matic ninja detective while rockin new order on the cd deck. oh wait i dont have that cd. maybe i'll be playin some placebo. hmm anyways, i know that tonight is a new boston public, and i dont care because that show fuckin sucks. i cant wait for thursday though...a new fuckin TEMPTATION ISLAND 2!!!!!!!fuck!!!!1 oh shit wait...im gonna be out at art shows. shiit. maybe canada will record it for me. hmm fuck oh yeah i dont have a vcr. haha fuckkkkkkk. well anyways. to sum it up i got gucci sunglasses comin in the mail from this big mexican dude who says "foooooooo" alot and my niggas are takin a trip up this way as soon as the weather is stable and the stables are full.

    fuck. mailorder.



    you already found the book with all the answers to all your problems.
    (guitar solo)
     
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    DAMN,YOU THINK YOU'RE STUPID.......

    i say no to a lot of asian girls,that just throw themselves at me...
     
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    "i just sniffed all those lines myself..."
     
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