trackstand Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Last night me and a friend went to a potluck that a friend of his was throwing... Well, I met this really fucking awesome girl there, she was eight years older than me and what not but whatever... well, she was this super cute asian girl and we were talking all night, had a lot in common blah blah. i get her in the bathroom and we start messing around, taking each others clothes off... she's giving me head and im about to fuck her... until her gay-man of a ride home knocks on the door saying "we have to leave right now, i need to get home" keep in mind this guy is gay and was hitting on me since we walked in the door, when i respectfully told him i wasn't interested he felt it was his mission to cockblock, that miserable cock sucker. He grabbed her and told her to put her clothes on, when she did he pulled her out and physically took her to his car, but, it was completely unnessacary because she wasn't drunk... Well, in any case I couldn't get her number but I know where she works, it's one of the things I do remember from last night... Well, should I go in there and talk to her or would that be weird? Fuck this shit Help me out, I'll make it worth your while... If I do decide to presue this and all goes well, I'll post some titties or something.... Happy fvalinetines day... Yours truely, N. Trackstand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Just talk to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 i would talk to your friend who had the potluck and see if he knows how to get a hold of her.If you don't have any luck that way then roll to her work and try to rap with her or just slid her your number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 fuck yea id go to her work, id go there and stalk her ass. haha. seriously though, why didnt you punch that faggot in the throat, smash them guts, get her number, and offer her a ride to your place instead of letting that homo-thug snatch her from ya? the fuck were you thinking man? you shoulda told his ass: "i aint gay, but if you dont get the fuck outta this bathroom, ill fuck you so hard you'll be shitting my cum out of your ass until christmas" or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan@Feb 15 2005, 12:15 PM i would talk to your friend who had the potluck and see if he knows how to get a hold of her.If you don't have any luck that way then roll to her work and try to rap with her or just slid her your number. Quoted post Thats pretty much on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 double posties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 should have kicked the queer in the teeth and told him she was comming home with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Feb 15 2005, 02:24 AM ill fuck you so hard you'll be shitting my cum out of your ass until christmas Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 yeah but if you fuck the homo up you might blow it with the girl go to her work. Take flowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 just go to her work and talk to her, i mean if she was gonna fuck you i dont think she would freak out if you wanted to see her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 yeah suprise her at work she may like that ... or she may hate.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Be wary of any woman that would fuck on the first meeting. Especially if she isn't drunk. Same goes for guys, I'm sure, but I don't have to worry about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Just talk to your friend and get her number... might be a bit freaked out if you turn up out of the blue.... then again she might like the surprise!.....females are strange animals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 do you have a penis or a vagina? play it off as some whatever shit man. thats why older girls dont usually hook it up w/ young boys, bc theyll fall in love. girl just wanted some dick kid and thats why theyll hook it up w/ the younger ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 i would suggest that you stalk the bitch show up at her work. follow her home hang out outside her windows. be waiting in front of her house when she leaves for work. hang out at her work. go through her mail. Send her random shit. Then get up in front of 20,000 sport spectators and propose to her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Feb 15 2005, 02:24 AM fuck yea id go to her work, id go there and stalk her ass. haha. seriously though, why didnt you punch that faggot in the throat, smash them guts, get her number, and offer her a ride to your place instead of letting that homo-thug snatch her from ya? the fuck were you thinking man? you shoulda told his ass: "i aint gay, but if you dont get the fuck outta this bathroom, ill fuck you so hard you'll be shitting my cum out of your ass until christmas" or something. Quoted post as im reading this im thinking "god damn who the fuck is this idiot?" and i look over and its tease..go figure! :haha: this hapens alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakepaints Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 this is exactly like that seinfeld episode "oh, were here to have lunch with our friend" "art vandelay, he works in the building" "oh really what does he do" "importer/exporter" "and IM an architecht" "oh really what do you do" "i design railroads" "i thought engineers design railroads" "no, architects too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Are you really into this girl or do you just want to crush her? edit: probably both...then use your stalking skills then spit game at work if its a public establishment...if not then go the friend of a friend route...to get the number or hang-outs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 i'd pee in her mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 any girl that's gonna blow you in the bathroom the first night you meet her at a friendly potluck is a fucking whore and will give you mono. i dont know what's going on with girls over in chicago, but you seriously seem to find the trashiest of the trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 go to her work, sway her, and then pork her. but i wouldnt go any further than that. since she was willing to give you head, in a bathroom, im sure she wont be scared off if you went to visit her at work. im sure she's one of those girls that are flattered by it actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted February 15, 2005 Author Share Posted February 15, 2005 Well Gamblers, you're right... I think that's why I'm not going to presue this. Also, seeking, there are plenty of nice girls in Chicago I just don't have much luck finding ones with class. She was drunk, just not drunk enough to the point were she couldn't stand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 theres nothing wrong with drunk ones by any means and im sure most of us have some terriblly amazing drunk hook up stories. i sure do. there is some picture of me floating around. i hooked up w/ this chick at a party. i puked 4 times earlier that nite, once in the bay, twice in the toilet, and once in between some bushes and the house on my hands and knees on fist size rocks. so i hook up w/ this one big breasted lady and come back and this tall, thin, attractive asian says, "why are you hooking up with her? shes a virgin. and shes 15." well i was in my 20s and the underage thing doesnt get my balls tractored. the asian sits on my lap and chats for a minute convincing me not to hook up w/ her friend who is right there and to hook up w/ her. i agreed, it was a pleasant idea. a few minutes later we take the show into the bedroom. sometime during the escapade whilst both of us were naked a door was flung open, a flash goes off, and the door shuts. supposedly in this picture i am eating this very fine asians ass out. my point is, just because you get drunk and eat some far east ass and fuck...eh, no point. most dudes are dirty fuckers. (the asian was 18 so it was legalized) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 well if all you want is to bang, then obviously this girl is down, but again, girls willing to fuck you in a bathroom in the middle of such a setting are gonna be willing to fuck a lot of guys under similar conditions, which does not speak well for the health of you and your weenis. if i was you, i'd leave it alone, but sometimes pussy is hard to turn your back on, so go up to her work (assuming it's a place where the public goes - don't run up into a law firm asking to talk to her) give her your number, then double wrap that shit. if wht you're ultimately looking for is a 'good girl' with class, be aware that if you go aroudn fucking whatever is available while you're waiting for her, it's probably not going to happen. you'd never believe some whore if she told you that same line, so why should any girl believe it from you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by GamblersGrin@Feb 15 2005, 07:55 PM in this picture i am eating this very fine asians ass out. Quoted post eating her ass out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by dojafx+Feb 15 2005, 03:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dojafx - Feb 15 2005, 03:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GamblersGrin@Feb 15 2005, 07:55 PM in this picture i am eating this very fine asians ass out. Quoted post eating her ass out? Quoted post [/b] supposedly. i dont remember doing this. i have done this previously do a gf of almost 5 years. i think it was just the angle of the pic and me tryin to scoop it from behind that may give the impression i was tonguuing her ass. i wouldnt do it do just any chick, shed have to be a gf and id have to know her cleaning habits. but i wasted. it couldve happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 didn't you make out with a hooker once? but yeah, just go talk to this girl. nothing ventured nothing gained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 i have a friend that just recently had some one girl tounge his butthole. He didnt ask for it he didnt necesarrily want it but the chick just did it anyways. It was a 1 night stand too. Later he egged her car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 He egged her car? Is your friend 11 years old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted February 16, 2005 Author Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by isor357@Feb 15 2005, 04:03 PM i have a friend that just recently had some one girl tounge his butthole. He didnt ask for it he didnt necesarrily want it but the chick just did it anyways. It was a 1 night stand too. Later he egged her car Quoted post Did you meet her online, too? Measures have been taken, I'll give one more update. Wrappin' it up, trackstand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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