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FUCK the movie hitch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Hayabusa, Apr 24, 2006.

  1. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    that shit was the most unrealistic pile of comedy ive ever seen
    altho will smith did offer up some good "tips", ultimately the movie was based on the false premise that nice guys get the broad (FALSE)
    Kevin James never woulda been able to score with the chick like he did, cuz chicks like her are SHALLOW AND STUPID. I cant believe it painted women as being all love duby kind and open to every nice guy loser. What a crock

    and dont get me started on the ending when will goes back to his womans house for some shit talking at her door and that other guy is in her appartment. IN REAL LIFE, THAT BROAD WOULDA BEEN BANGING THE DUDE as soon as will smith screwed up with her. FACT
    The dude wouldnt have been her "freinds husband" but some other douchebag she pulled up from reserves to get a lay in. Way to pull a happy ending in the last 10min of the movie, gime a break

    how it shoulda ended was with her walking off and will being the loser, which is what happens in reality. Treat her nice and baby her ass untill she finds some other dude to clean her pipes. Will never even hit it, at least they got that part right.

    Rant over and out

    lame ass movie

    the girl in it was hot though...
     
  2. shitting

    shitting Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2003 Messages: 6,381 Likes Received: 84
    someome needs a girlfriend
     
  3. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Whatever, Rock The House is still an awesome album.
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  5. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    meh
    im happy with my shit....if one comes along its all good
    :D
    im not bitter im just sayin
     
  6. Reuben Kinkaid

    Reuben Kinkaid Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 2,515 Likes Received: 84
    Whoa whoa whoa....you actually watched Hitch?
     
  7. shitting

    shitting Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2003 Messages: 6,381 Likes Received: 84
    what the fuck did you expect anyway, shit was always going to be faggoted
     
  8. garlic prawns

    garlic prawns Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2006 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 1
    I saw the trailer for this shit and instantly knew how bad it was going to be.


    Will smith should stick to fresh prince....
     
  9. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    a buddy of mine told me good things
    i made up for it by watching something manly......autoracinggggg

    i didnt think it would suck that bad
     
  10. Reuben Kinkaid

    Reuben Kinkaid Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 2,515 Likes Received: 84
    You're buddy is clearly of the homo persuasion.

    And so are you for watching autoracing.
     
  11. BigJoe

    BigJoe Banned

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 2,803 Likes Received: 43
    I lived with this one dude an his girl, the guy was soooo whipped that he talked about how good the film was for like 45mins after it was finished.
    He also thought that movie 'what women want' with Mel Gibson was good. When I told him it was a load of shit, he replied with 'maybe thats why you dont have a girlfriend'... I was close to smashing the shitcunt.
     
  12. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    yeh you're right, F1 is pretty gay

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    carry on
     
  13. how how are are you you

    how how are are you you Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 9
    i just had to look at the poster to realize this movie was going to be a huge waste of time/money
     
  14. Schnitzel

    Schnitzel Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 16, 2004 Messages: 8,821 Likes Received: 384
    since fresh prince hasn't the term "will smith' been the same as "waste of time"?
     
  15. Obvious

    Obvious Banned

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