boogie hands Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ....fatman scoop is right. fuck soda. i cant think of anything shittier to drink than a coke or a sprite. ive also decided i hate vitamin water as of today. the new shit is "smart water". its like gatorade but without the coloring and sugar. you cant beat water either but it has to be bottled or its no good. ghostface was talking about how great ice cold water from the bathroom sink was and i was thinking to myself "fuck that. bathroom sink water is for rinsing my mouth after brushing. thats it.". i guess what im trying to say here is motherfuckers need to get their shit right and realize what the deal is. bottled water. this water is pretty much the deal. i want this shit in gallon jugs. this water is alright when youre in a pinch but i try and stay away from it. you can think shitty people in california for saturating the market with this poo. remember when rappers were all about evian water? i do. i used to be all about it too but then it started tasting like taint sweat so i stopped drinking it. fuck evian. that shits for gay europeans with no taste buds. fuck this water with a capital F. if you took tap water (which it is) and tried to make it shittier you would end up with dasani. so pretty much what im saying here is voss water is the only jam. that and the stuff that oomes out of the water cooler at work. maybe its because its icy cold but it tastes really good. p.s.- this is what comes up when you google image "water snob". this is by far the best thing i have found on google images. if you dont agree that monty python and the holy grail is the funniest thing on the planet then you probably drown kittens in burlap bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 as a special friday bonus i googled (nigga got fat from) drinking soda (all the time). this is what came up. look at these sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Fuck water and soda its all about Virgin Goat Milk this is what I found when I looked up goats milk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 city water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 hydrating ones self is way overrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 this is what it's about- straight to the doorstep. yeah evian is suck.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I think fussing over water is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 i think youre stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Mean while in Africa "yo niggah, don't drink all the camel piss, we gotta whole village to feed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Water sensations..this shit is great. Check it out boogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 Mean while in Africa "yo niggah, don't drink all the camel piss, we gotta whole village to feed." you need to talk to NATO about that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 The tap water in my house is delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Word^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i used to drink san benedetto, but I cant find it in the states. So i drink filtered tap water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I drink filtered tap water. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I fill empty gatoraide bottles at the drinking fountain. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 DASANI HAS SODIUM IN IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinksucks Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 DASANI is some gross ass shit, but the water coolers at work are always the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I never pay for water unless I'm abroad, in the desert or I'm having an trembling hangover. It's disgusting how in some bitch ass clubs they sell tap water the same price as beer or cider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 That's fucking amazing. That is my exact preference in water down the list. No Voss, get Fiji, and if all else fails die of dehydration.. A couple of months ago we got this new shit delivered to the house..O premium water with electrolytes and I'm telling you right now..Get it, Drink it, and love every second of it. We pay 36.99 a month (split with roommates) for UNLIMITED use. The dogs get it, we all drink it like, uhhhh water, and I would shower in the shit if I could figure out a way to get it through the spout.. Remember the name. Website: http://www.owaters.com/ This is the water we get at the house. No flavoring, but is incredibly refreshing and FLAVORLESS (The way water should be.) OElectro-Lite Sports Drink + OElectro-Lite is a sports drink water that is good for every body. It has 120mg of calcium, 60mg of magnesium, 120mg of potassium and nothing else. It's clear and has no sugar, no fat, no sodium, no preservatives, no carbonation and the best of all, no calories. Just electrolytes, that's what you want. You don't have to be an athlete to get the best hydration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLKREWS Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 THE DANK!! ...also sometimes when im real hungover the only thing i can eat/drink is lemonade vitamin water!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 WATER SUCKS. IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS. GATORADEEEEEEEEE GATORADDEEEEEEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Both of those are wack choices, but hey...Drink whatever makes you happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLKREWS Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 oh yeah the BEST water is from a fucking spring strait off the fucking h20 grid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 That's fucking amazing. That is my exact preference in water down the list. No Voss' date=' get Fiji, and if all else fails die of dehydration..[/b'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 though i mostly drink stolen aquafina from work because they dont sell poland spring round yonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Mountain spring water is loaded with minerals your body doesn't need. period, comma, end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 EVIAN HAS SODIUM IN IT. STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT. AND THAT FIRST PICTURE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF WATER FOR GAY YUPPIES AND WHITE WOMEN THAT ATTEND YOGA CLASSES EVERY WEEK. DASANI HAS ADDED MINERALS AND SHIT. I PREFER AQUAFINA, PARTLY BECAUSE OF THE WIDE MOUTH ON THE 1.5 LITER BOTTLES. AQUAFINA IS PURE WATER. THE END. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Aquafina is actually a very good water, but to complete the baller status I rock the glass bottled Voss.. Wonk Saggin Nillab.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 that water is the deal. you have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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