fuck soda....

....fatman scoop is right. fuck soda. i cant think of anything shittier to drink than a coke or a sprite. ive also decided i hate vitamin water as of today. the new shit is "smart water". its like gatorade but without the coloring and sugar. you cant beat water either but it has to be bottled or its no good. ghostface was talking about how great ice cold water from the bathroom sink was and i was thinking to myself "fuck that. bathroom sink water is for rinsing my mouth after brushing. thats it.".

i guess what im trying to say here is motherfuckers need to get their shit right and realize what the deal is. bottled water.

this water is pretty much the deal. i want this shit in gallon jugs.

this water is alright when youre in a pinch but i try and stay away from it. you can think shitty people in california for saturating the market with this poo.

remember when rappers were all about evian water? i do. i used to be all about it too but then it started tasting like taint sweat so i stopped drinking it. fuck evian. that shits for gay europeans with no taste buds.

fuck this water with a capital F. if you took tap water (which it is) and tried to make it shittier you would end up with dasani.

so pretty much what im saying here is voss water is the only jam. that and the stuff that oomes out of the water cooler at work. maybe its because its icy cold but it tastes really good.

p.s.- this is what comes up when you google image "water snob".

this is by far the best thing i have found on google images. if you dont agree that monty python and the holy grail is the funniest thing on the planet then you probably drown kittens in burlap bags.

as a special friday bonus i googled (nigga got fat from) drinking soda (all the time). this is what came up.

look at these sluts

Fuck water and soda its all about Virgin Goat Milk

this is what I found when I looked up goats milk...

city water

hydrating ones self is way overrated

this is what it's about-

straight to the doorstep.

yeah evian is suck..

I think fussing over water is stupid.

i think youre stupid

Mean while in Africa

"yo niggah, don't drink all the camel piss, we gotta whole village to feed."

Water sensations..this shit is great. Check it out boogs.

Mean while in Africa

 

"yo niggah, don't drink all the camel piss, we gotta whole village to feed."

you need to talk to NATO about that shit.

The tap water in my house is delicious.

Word^

i used to drink san benedetto, but I cant find it in the states. So i drink filtered tap water.

 

I drink filtered tap water.

Yes.

I fill empty gatoraide bottles at the drinking fountain. Whatever.

DASANI HAS SODIUM IN IT.

DASANI is some gross ass shit, but the water coolers at work are always the best

I never pay for water unless I'm abroad, in the desert or I'm having an trembling hangover.

It's disgusting how in some bitch ass clubs they sell tap water the same price as beer or cider

That's fucking amazing. That is my exact preference in water down the list. No Voss, get Fiji, and if all else fails die of dehydration..

A couple of months ago we got this new shit delivered to the house..O premium water with electrolytes and I'm telling you right now..Get it, Drink it, and love every second of it.

We pay 36.99 a month (split with roommates) for UNLIMITED use. The dogs get it, we all drink it like, uhhhh water, and I would shower in the shit if I could figure out a way to get it through the spout..

Remember the name.

Website: http://www.owaters.com/

This is the water we get at the house. No flavoring, but is incredibly refreshing and FLAVORLESS (The way water should be.)

OElectro-Lite

Sports Drink +

OElectro-Lite is a sports drink water that is good for every body. It has 120mg of calcium, 60mg of magnesium, 120mg of potassium and nothing else. It's clear and has no sugar, no fat, no sodium, no preservatives, no carbonation and the best of all, no calories. Just electrolytes, that's what you want. You don't have to be an athlete to get the best hydration.

THE DANK!!

...also sometimes when im real hungover the only thing i can eat/drink is lemonade vitamin water!!

WATER SUCKS. IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS.

GATORADEEEEEEEEE GATORADDEEEEEEEEEE

Both of those are wack choices, but hey...Drink whatever makes you happy.

oh yeah the BEST water is from a fucking spring strait off the fucking h20 grid!!

That's fucking amazing. That is my exact preference in water down the list. No Voss' date=' get Fiji, and if all else fails die of dehydration..[/b']

though i mostly drink stolen aquafina from work because they dont sell poland spring round yonder.

Mountain spring water is loaded with minerals your body doesn't need.

period, comma, end of story.

EVIAN HAS SODIUM IN IT. STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT. AND THAT FIRST PICTURE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF WATER FOR GAY YUPPIES AND WHITE WOMEN THAT ATTEND YOGA CLASSES EVERY WEEK. DASANI HAS ADDED MINERALS AND SHIT. I PREFER AQUAFINA, PARTLY BECAUSE OF THE WIDE MOUTH ON THE 1.5 LITER BOTTLES. AQUAFINA IS PURE WATER. THE END.

Aquafina is actually a very good water, but to complete the baller status I rock the glass bottled Voss..

Wonk Saggin Nillab..

that water is the deal. you have no idea.