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Fuck Norris Facts

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GLIK$, May 24, 2006.

  1. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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  2. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    Lets get this party started in here..
     
  3. viperface

    viperface Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2006 Messages: 4,153 Likes Received: 166
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    1.Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.


    hahaha that's just great
     
  4. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    8. A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.

    i like this one because its a really, really shit joke.

    im glad this site came along. at this point the holocaust is funnier than chuck norris jokes.
     
  5. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 1,202 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    "Chuck Norris once had sex with a man, not because he was gay, but because he had run out of women. When he let the man cum in his mouth, that was because he was gay."
     
  6. Obvious

    Obvious Banned

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 1,661 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    " Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom. "
     
  7. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    God, I'm sick of hearing about Chuck Norris.

    Walker, Texas Ranger is a hilarious show, but c'mon.
     
  8. Raw fish

    Raw fish Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 868 Likes Received: 2
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    Thank you! I needed that... I hate that fucker and his HUGE upper lip...
     
  9. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely fucked up.
     
  10. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    If you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Canyon, it echoes back "is a pussy."

    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies that you might kill something. Chuck Norris goes bird watching.

    Chuck Norris came up with the idea for his look after many years studying the Brawny paper towel man.

    haha im a fan
     
  11. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts

    When Chuck Norris and Christy Brinkley make Total Gym commercials, Christy uses a higher setting. And spots him.
     
  12. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

    Chuck Norris folds pocket aces pre-flop.
     
  13. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts


    Yes.
     
  14. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    walker is an alright show
     
  15. oldtimereligion

    oldtimereligion New Jack

    Joined: May 24, 2006 Messages: 26 Likes Received: 0
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