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FUCK 8 MINUTE ABS!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jan 9, 2002.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    the other night as a joke, i did that shit to make fun of my sister. holy fuck. it took 3 days for my abs to recover. so what do i do? i do the shit again. fuck that shit. fuck that guy. fuck anyone that can do it without feeling like they're being stabbed in the stomach with pistols knife of death. fuck having abs. im gonna have mien removed just so i never have to feel that shit again. the worst part is, im totally not out of shape or anything. grrrr. im sorry we fuck with you about how you look women, cause that shit is fucking painful. my bad.
     
  2. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    is thaT the thing that like "flexes your abs for you" with electro-doohickeys?
     
  3. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    its them muthafuckin doohickeys.
     
  4. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    no, its just crunchs an shit... no wacky machines... it fucking hurts.
     
  5. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    make me a copy of the tape bro
     
  6. i took aerobics in gym in highschool so i could hang with and stare at the pretty girls.
    we did buns of steel.
    my ass hurt so bad and when i tried to walk after, it looked like someone had shoved the tape up my ass. sideways.
     
  7. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28

    Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah......

    oh mercy. :lol:
     
  8. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 1,019 Likes Received: 0
    that's WEAK!

    it may hurt -- but it's that good hurt.

    go and do it again, I dare you.
     
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Post a flick of that device. Is it that thing that rolls around on the ground. My girl has one of those.

    By the way those electric things won't work for getting cut. I got one of those things free from my doctor for my bad back. What it does contrary to what THEY tell you, is send shockwaves into your muscles causing them to contract. Thats why sometimes they twitch although not like on TV. What those electric waves do is block the pain sensors in your body, so wherever you have pain, it won't be able to send those messages to your brain. Thus you have less pain. But it WONT get you all cut.
     
  10. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 1,019 Likes Received: 0
    From what I know -- it's a video with some guy telling you how to do it (like those aerobics videos) and you're supposed to follow. You do crunches, sit ups and such. No machine -- nothing.
     
  11. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    seriously, those tapes and workouts kill if your not in shape...theyre accually pretty good for you, and your abs will applaud you in acouple months when they start gettin toned, but you still gotta do other things, such as liftin running and such...those do hickeys do shit for your body, they never have and never will, nothings better than straight up workouts..you just gotta get your ass out there and do em...as for me, i gotta listen to what i preach cause damn kid...my abs..yeah, no six pack, just a keg...but at least i run regularly..
     
  12. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    I GOTTA CONTRADICT MYSELF REALLY FAST>>>

    "Is it that thing that rolls around on the ground. My girl has one of those. "~pistol

    Werd pistol...thats an ab roller ...now those things accually do work, im tellin you, your girl uses that shit regularly, shes gotta be buff within acouple mo..seeking, try out that ab roller, you thing 8 min abs was bad...with the ab roller, you work out hard with that bad boy, and your stomach will be fellin like you just came out a fucking ALI fight and got your ass whooped upon...theyre brutal..(but work amazingly well, if you can stand the sore muscles in the morning)
     
  13. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    you sure that wasn't still there from the antics with the little lady the night before?
     
  14. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Me,Myself, and Irene style.:eek: :mad:
     
  15. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104

    Tee heee hee hee...thats comedy!
     
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