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FSS------> freestyle sitting

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by heavyLox, Aug 11, 2004.

  1. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    http://www.lewislinden.homestead.com/files/FSS_BlackBack_.gif'> Freestyle sitting was created by me, Will Bennett, two years ago. In Mrs. Russell's geometry class. I accidentally dropped my pen, and I was bored so I went to grab it as fast as I could. When I almost did a full flip in my seat I knew I was on to something. I started dropping my pen on purpose, and seeing how far I could go or what types of tricks I could do. If the teacher asked what I was doing I said "grabbing my pen."

    I realize that it's not an easy task. Sitting takes amazing athletic ability and discipline. The results are incredible. But freestyle sitting is a form of civil disobedience that can be practiced by the masses. Students can be free for periods at a time, only caring about how outrageous they can be. All with the simple alibi of finding their pen. INCREDIBLE!


    [img]http://www.lewislinden.homestead.com/files/Will1.JPG'>




    [img]http://www.lewislinden.homestead.com/files/Will5.JPG'>


    the lenghts at which ill go to avoid work has reached an all time low/high.

    [url=http://www.lewislinden.homestead.com/FreestyleSitting.html]http://www.lewislinden.homestead.com/Frees...yleSitting.html[/url]
     
  2. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Hahaha. Thats tight.
     
  3. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    thats gay. Sit spot contest is the shit, we did that back in the day.....
     
  4. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    i got ten on "freestyle laying" being the next thread in a long line of retarded "freestyle" threads.
     
  5. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    This is, by far, the best thing i've heard all day.

    Not all week, because yesterday, my dad said "Oh, i've hurt my testicle!".
     
  6. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
  7. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    you just won a place in my heart.
    genius
     
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    that's got nothing on my new shit....

    Extreme Hammock!

    but it is kind of funny!
     
  9. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    you sure talk a lot about your "extreme hammock"...
     
  10. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    you should hear me in person!
    I just cant shut up about the shit!

    please belive there will be documenting photos one day.
    I'm already working up the tricks.... reverts, inverts, handplants....
     
  11. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Oh man, make sure you have a cut out of el mamerro.
     
  12. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

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  13. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    what do you mean I'm not?

    I have the hammock up on my patio right this very moment!
    Dont think that I dont get drunk enough to do retarded shit like this!
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    the bosses daughter is in the office busting out some serious freestyle sitting moves. I couldn't help but laugh.
     
  15. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    I can see this resulting in a lot of falling splat on your face.
     
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