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i seriously look 4 things at once, focus on the tits and follow the external line leading to the waist. If a woman has a curvy thin waist you can follow the line down to the ass, external side of the hips that give a hint to what the ass maybe. To complete the ritual i check the inside of the hips(beginning of legs) if she also has the death trinagle (wonk saggin) i'm sure she has a great ass even if i cant see it. When i'm from behind i look directly at the ass and ankles...Having a curvy thin waist is a must though.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

i look at the body first without a doubt, thats what catches your eye. and yes, i like ass over tits and day, good size B titties are nice though, i like b-c range. and ass for days. nice thick thighs to, gotta have this one shape to them, and im hooked like crack.

 

cute face is a must to though, gotta have something to stare at.

 

seriously, i dont know what swifferjet is smokin

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

hmm i love a nice ass on a man, it's very important for grabbage. i don't want no pancake with a slice down the middle.

 

I second that. Although it's not the first thing I'd check out on a guy. I'm a huge sucker for less bulky guys with the "swimmer's figure" :lick:

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Originally posted by Tesseract

i seriously look 4 things at once, focus on the tits and follow the external line leading to the waist. If a woman has a curvy thin waist you can follow the line down to the ass, external side of the hips that give a hint to what the ass maybe. To complete the ritual i check the inside of the hips(beginning of legs) if she also has the death trinagle (wonk saggin) i'm sure she has a great ass even if i cant see it. When i'm from behind i look directly at the ass and ankles...Having a curvy thin waist is a must though.

 

DOCTOR TESSERACT.

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eh, ass isn't really all that important to me (when it comes to men).

I mean, yea, a little meat is nice and all that,

but when i look at a guy its all about the way they carry themselves (how they walk, how they dress, etc.)

and their face.

I prefer my mens on the skinny side, for some reason. I mean, not anorexic skinny but just a tiny bit of muscle. My boyfriend has a 6-pack and nice toned arms but still nice and thin.

With women its a bit different but still pretty much the same. Checking out clothing on women is amplified b/c usually what a woman dresses can totally make her hot.

Once i was out eating and there was this woman (in her 30's or whatnot) and she looked ok, she was pretty skinny and her face was ok, but not beautiful. But she had on a white, crisp shirt with a black skirt, black fishnets and very high stiletto heels...the outfit attracted me to her more than anything.

I guess different people have different assets that attract me to them in different ways.

tits or ass in girls? Well, I notice which one looks better and then i concentrate on that :)

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Originally posted by caL

"ass so fat you can see it from the front..."

-mos def

 

horus:

Badunkadunk (all in yo face when you at the club), Badunkadunk (slide down the

pole lookin for dirty love), Badunkadunk (look at yo ass girl it's so much

fun), Badunkadunk (now tell them people I think i'm number), Badunkadunk

(what), Badunkadunk (watch yo), Badunkadunk (all that), Badunkadunk (bounce

yo), Badunkadunk (big fat), Badunkadunk (i love yo), Badunkadunk (now tell them

people i think i'm number one)

 

Verse 1:

Oooh shit damn shawty look at that muthafuckin fattie,

Come to daddy, tell me what i gotta do to get you lookin in my custom caddy,

Never wanna let you get up out the ride, When I first took a look my mouth was

wide, like a tittie with them little bitty shorts she got on, with them thighs

hangin out the side, when you walkin you gon hurt them other bitches, tellin me

about the way you strut it, even though you only walkin and we still lookin

like you shouldn't do that shit in public, I can tell right now from what i see

you workin with, you ain't even gotta ask for the blunt, booty so fat, gat so

nice you could see the ass from the front, you finna hurt me how you twork that

thang, you get me heated when you pop it baby, fell in love when you came up in

the club, workin that body for mo' gon' pop it baby, I know you got up in the

rump-shaker contest, let us see what you can do, sip a little somethin while

you bounce that ass, girl you got a badunkadunk

 

Chorus:

Badunkadunk (all in yo face when you at the club), Badunkadunk (slide down the

pole lookin for dirty love), Badunkadunk (look at yo ass girl it's so much

fun), Badunkadunk (now tell them people I think i'm number), Badunkadunk

(what), Badunkadunk (watch yo), Badunkadunk (all that), Badunkadunk (bounce

yo), Badunkadunk (big fat), Badunkadunk (i love yo), Badunkadunk (now tell them

people i think i'm number one)

 

Verse 2:

Now put that ass in burberry for bentley, now gon' put on the bikini for the

lamborghini, now let me see you in a car with the big dogs, and when you shake

it for the dollar holla when you see me, now I don't wanna see nobody full of

rig or murders, gon' head and jiggle it for the one with money in his hands,

gon' get up off the stage with the thick ass and come over here by the table

and give me a lap dance, bend over c'mon and get this done, gotta make yo booty

bounce up in the cut, gotta hit it from the back, shawty got a lil junk in her

trunk, look at how she make one butt cheek freeze, look at how she make the

other cheek move fast, look at how she switch make the other cheek move, then

work both sides and clap that ass, remember the time when you met two shawties

and you really want the cutest, but you let it slide, cause the other girl

really got a big badunky booty, now shawty think she fine, only if she really

knew the truth, I ain't gon' lie girl choke them thighs I'm in love wit yo big

badunkadunk

Chorus:

 

Verse 3:

Can You make it go wobbly-wobbly, c'mon and follow me, work it from the bottom

and i can see uh, if you let it go wiggle it jiggle it makin it wiggly baby you

could never get rid of me and uh, twork somethin ooh yeah, got that booty

softer than jammy-jam, so fat I can barely stand, put the dairy in c'mon tell

me then, come and drop it for the nigga named Twista, finna pop off on you like

a pistol, got badunkadunk for my mob and ya dunkadunk for jazzy fista, girl you

deserve respect, you look so good girl i'll come at ya, the hottest thing on

the menu when i'm all up in the strip club, i like it when you, strut that

thang, bounce that ass, work it all the way down to the flo', turn to the top,

shake it upside down, slide down the muthafuckin pole, work that crowd, give a

lap dance, shake it like it's all ready through, take all them over to the vip,

girl go work yo badunkadunk

 

Chorus:

 

This is a Jazzy Fizzle Product-Shizzle

 

 

 

thats that nukka twista,

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Originally posted by king kong

thats just nasty

Oh no she didn't

hey, if its all good clean fun...

nothing wrong with being open-minded and trying new things...

and who knows, it could feel quite nice.

Then again, i don't expect any of you to admit that you would try this...

 

anyway, lots of girls like guys asses....i'm just not that particular to them.

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