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**FRIEND NEEDS BEER MONEY**

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by oneeightyone, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    PLEASE BID ON MY FRIEND AND SUPPORT HIS INDULGENCE FOR THE FINE BREW.

    HERE IS THE LINK :

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=5643504298]MANE OF STEEL[/URL]

    This shit has titanium in it.
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    DESCRIPTION:

    MAGESTIC MULLET FOR SALE

    100% OF THE PROCEDES GO TO CHARITY ORGANIZATION!

    You are bidding on 1 freshly cut mullet. The hair is thick and strong and has been well kept since day one. WILL NOT CUT UNTIL THE ITEM SELLS! As an option, I will shampoo with paul mitchell shampoo and condition too for an extra dollar. Little background on the man behind the hair; I am a stong, manly 20 year old male built of steel and Budweiser. I was born on a cold night in a cave in the heart of Virginia and raised by wolves until i was 17. At 17 i moved to boston to fight the yankee opression and grow into a man. After making more money than any man could dream of i moved back to the south to be with my brothers and to live out my life. Now, at the ripe age of 20, I have grown to be a strong, sensuous man who spends days fishing and watching nascar and nights hanging out with my woman and dog and fighting crime.

    NEWEST DEScRIPTIONS FROM THE HORSES MOUTH:

    I am taking a journey into the deep dark depths of Tijuana, Meixco to see my brother. To do so I must go through grueling training for the next 7 weeks by drinking as much whiskey as possible, bathing in brut cologne, and picking up as much women as I can at the waffle house at 2am. I am also giving you the benifit to buy my goddamn american made hair of fuckin steel. I am tired of smuggling children into the US in my hair so I am cutting it off to get this monkey off my back.
     
  2. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 1,202 Likes Received: 0
    i'm tired of tongue-in-cheek ebay auctions.
     
  3. shesmyheroin

    shesmyheroin Member

    Joined: Aug 5, 2002 Messages: 443 Likes Received: 0
    ^ i agree.

    however, the auction would have been much better if they were selling the dude's primer gray camaro.
     
  4. Jack McCoy

    Jack McCoy Member

    Joined: Jan 31, 2005 Messages: 391 Likes Received: 0
    Now that's just stupid.
     
  5. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 1,202 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, it is.
    the mullet was a big joke... five years ago.
    it's already passed through the collective cultural conscious; all the t-shirts and stickers have been sold; the once-enormous wellspring of mullet-oriented humor has long since dried up, and all of the mullet websites have since died protracted and embarassing deaths.
    it's simply sad now.
     
  6. Jack McCoy

    Jack McCoy Member

    Joined: Jan 31, 2005 Messages: 391 Likes Received: 0
    ahhh but don't forget the very late sit-com they tried to come with..

    I think it was called "the mullets"
     
  7. rattleytins

    rattleytins Member

    Joined: Jun 29, 2004 Messages: 633 Likes Received: 0
    that hair looks really nasty, thats actually really disgusting,
    good idea if you can sell your hair for 10 dollars i spose
     
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