avils Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 *golf clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 I wish girls woud throw themselves at me becase of my musical talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 chee-hee:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 groupies are silly little things.... im glad i have a girlfriend now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jismone Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 umpa.. lumpa.. dumpity.. do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 i sit in the corner and watch as girls laugh and socialize with other men.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deadlydnut Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 that was the day my childhood home got bulldozed, oh and my girlfreind started dating a guy in a emo band the day before, loads of fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i sit in the corner and watch as girls laugh and socialize with other men.... No shit? Im that wierd guy next to you beatin off while watching you watch them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Fri Night i was at this Bar i always go to and this cutie stepped to me. then tried to take me home w/ her 2. i couldnt go cause i was w/ mad people. i called her yesterday and went over her pad. very akward. i hate first meetings!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 11, 2002 Author Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano Fri Night i was at this Bar i always go to and this cutie stepped to me. then tried to take me home w/ her 2. i couldnt go cause i was w/ mad people. i called her yesterday and went over her pad. very akward. i hate first meetings!!! dude that's mad nice.. iono, recently i've been copping tonnes of attention from chicks.. and i think i've worked out the key. you see, up until a few months ago, i had a shaved head, and then i had longer hair and used to have it all spiked up..and i never caught much play. but now, i havent had a hair cut in like 2 months and i've got this mad shaggy hair do.. chicks are always comin up and telling me they dig my hair and this and that.. for real, i think i'm on to something. girls !!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 i met this chick at the club friday..night...... she was hella fine....fine as fuck i tell u... i was surprised she talked to me....hahah i was walking thru the dance floor and she just pointed at me and signaled that i had beautiful eyes...(mexican with green eyes)..rare....rare..in these parts i tell u ..haha..not really.WELL i just went up to her and see if she was down to rub her ass against my sensitive part...(DANCE) ... well she was 25...iam....twanky two... well i havnt giving her a ring yet........but i will ....i will i tell u!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i sit in the corner and watch as girls laugh and socialize with other men.... Same here. I also throw things at the people dancing..... And my best bro's cousin is an international model, so you're not the only lucky one. Although she doesn't want to fuck me as she doesn't even know who I am.....but still:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 hey regulator is back .........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 ive always been here...im moe lester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 yes i know , wasnt this name banned or sumthing , i dont know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 naw, i just felt like going "old skoo" right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i sit in the corner and watch as girls laugh and socialize with other men.... that's me. on fri... i didnt the same thing i do every night pinky, jerked and painted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 my friday night sucked heres a quote from the night... Originally posted by WhenOne i guess the most exciting story i could tell is one that happened this past friday night/saturday morning down in Tijuana. Well friday afternoon my friend coconut and me decide to head down to tj to do some drinking. i call up my girl and she says she is down as well. well we leave for tj around 8pm and get there around 10pm, we make the huge mistake of driving in but decide since we are there that we might as well park. we park in the most respectable looking structure and set off to find some booze. we are looking for a club called safari that is 12bucks to get in but all drinks are free. on the way to find the club we are offered everything from vicadin to viagra to crack to weed to pussy. well we get sidetracked into a club called animale, no cover charge sounded good at first, we get inside and all order our table of drinks for close to 50 bucks...little pricey but what the fuck we figure. we drink and drink and drink and its now about 1am. me and my girl go out on the dance floor to have some fun in this shitty club while coconut gets up on stage to do his 'drunken michael jackson dance' which is always funny. we dance for about 30 minutes till i have to take a piss. me and my girl exit the dance floor she goes back to our table and coconut comes to sit with her while i go empty myself i walk into the bathroom and there is a cop standing by the sink i think nothing of it. and continue to a stall to take a leak, mid leak the stall door hits me hard in the back. i turn my head to see the cop staring at me, i shake my dick out, zip up and step out of the stall then the motherfucker throws me up against the wall face first im thinking what the fuck did i do? then i realize i havent done anything i ask him what the fuck his problem is and he asks me for my ID, im thinking he just wants me to open my wallet so he can check out my cashflow, i open my wallet as he tries to stare into it (i put my cash in my sock earlier) i whip out my ID as he holds me against the wall. he mumbles 'motherfucker' in spanish then proceeds to pat me down well this faggot in the process of patting me down goes up my shorts and grabs my dick, 'what the fuck is going on!' i think to myself as i make the worst decision i could make in mexico. i turn around as fast as i can and give the cop a fist to the nose knocking him out, i kick him into the stall and run like a bitch out of the bathroom, i grab my girl by the hand and tell coconut to follow as we hightail it out of there, we run until we are a good 3 blocks away and close to the parking structure. we grab coconuts car and book it at high speeds back to the border once at the border coconut decides to hassle the border patlot guy when he asks us where we live, i cant remember what he said but it had us all laughing except for the border patrol guy who was quite pissed but let us pass anyways. coconut passed put immediately after, my girl took a picture of me flipping off the border. it was a fun drive home since coconut was passed out in the back and i got to drive, me and my girl had some alone time after i stopped at a gas station to but some soap which i used to wash off my dick in the gas station bathroom. so an hour and a half of the drive was fun until she passed out as well i used the extra half hour to get off on random offramps and do J turns and burnouts in a car that isnt my own while bumping some poison the well. in conclusion this is a very long story, im sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i sit in the corner and watch as girls laugh and socialize with other men.... We can recognise our own kind. peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 YO ALLAH SAYS FUCK THAT! ALLAH WOULD HAVE GONE WITH DA HOES AND LEFT DA BROS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 yo when im a little slow....was that guy a cop?? or just a perv.....that was prolly a good desicion i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris I wish girls woud throw themselves at me becase of my musical talent. thats cos u and me dont have ne musical talent....:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by avils dude that's mad nice.. iono, recently i've been copping tonnes of attention from chicks.. and i think i've worked out the key. you see, up until a few months ago, i had a shaved head, and then i had longer hair and used to have it all spiked up..and i never caught much play. but now, i havent had a hair cut in like 2 months and i've got this mad shaggy hair do.. chicks are always comin up and telling me they dig my hair and this and that.. for real, i think i'm on to something. girls !!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :king: DuuuuuuDE !!! Thats the craziest shit i ever heard. I usually have the same shit. Short spiked hair. Then i just forgot to cut it. Its been 8 months and i got this shaggy as doo. Girls freaken love long hair they are always saying i like u better w/ long hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Friday I got drunk and saw the Xecutioners. I'm that guy at shows that just stands there with his arms crossed and not moving. Girls normally don't hit on me, but when I am drunk they swarm, it's weird. I don't trust anything when I am drunk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 hahah her name is the same as mine, and spelt the same (fuckin weird) so her name was bob too?....kool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 congrats man :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 That does it!!! I am cancelling my salon appointment right now and shaging out so hopefully soon i will once again get to shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by nomadawhat That does it!!! I am cancelling my salon appointment right now and shaging out so hopefully soon i will once again get to shag. would shaging out really get me laid more often?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano DuuuuuuDE !!! Thats the craziest shit i ever heard. I usually have the same shit. Short spiked hair. Then i just forgot to cut it. Its been 8 months and i got this shaggy as doo. Girls freaken love long hair they are always saying i like u better w/ long hair. I have long shaggy hair and I don;t get pussy.......maybe they think I'm a girl...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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