seeking Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 #7 on my list of things i love about philadelphia, is the little chinese women who i buy fresh fruit from. 'oll girl kills it! watermellon, cantelope, strawberries... yo, plus homegirl hooks me up with free bananas on the low? sheeit girl, if i was 40 years older and didnt care that you look like you took the whole communist ass whooping, so the rest of your village could be spared... yo it would be on. just know that shit seeks/if only you had wheat grass too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 YOU'RE A FAG DUDE "JUST KNOW THAT SHIT" STOP TRYING TO SOUND COOL MAN THE WHOLE PART ABOUT HER TAKING THE COMMUNIST ASS WHOOPING TO SAVE HER VILLAGE WAS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE WAY YOU TRY TO HARD TO BE FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geegollygosh Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 9, 2002 Author Share Posted September 9, 2002 its like dennis miller vs. fart jokes... i think someone is jealous of my watermellon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Originally posted by MARLBORO RED YOU'RE A FAG DUDE "JUST KNOW THAT SHIT" STOP TRYING TO SOUND COOL MAN THE WHOLE PART ABOUT HER TAKING THE COMMUNIST ASS WHOOPING TO SAVE HER VILLAGE WAS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE WAY YOU TRY TO HARD TO BE FUNNY i thought you left? oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables i was gonna say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 whatever.. im funnier looking than both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 I like the old asian ladies who work at my teryaki places they are always so cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden i thought you left? oh well. I second that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Little stands with fresh fruit and vegetables are always dope as hell. Downtown we have a little park that take up like a block...every sunday they have some farmers market thing and the whole blocks flled with little farmers selling some good homegrown type shit. always good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Fruity, but not fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 genetically modified fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 uvas no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by bufme1 http://www.royaldeaf.org.uk/funny.gif'> :lol: he is! he is!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 tropical fruits are said to increase your sex drive.. maybe the bananas she's giving you are a hint.. and maybe she plans to keep giving you all sorts of bananas and mangos and shit in hopes to make you horny enough to stick it to her.... just a thought.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 ^^then why does my best freind buy boxes of mangos for me?? OHH SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 http://www.rleeermey.com/images/bshout.gif'> "So what do we have here? A fucking comedian. I'm gonna call you 12oz Member Joker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 yo seeking i think we buy our fruit from the same women everyday..haha...im not gonna give up the location, but if your lady has a silver tooth of sorts then its gotta be her. shes always so happy when i get strawberries and mango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 well, considering that ive never been to a fruit cart that didnt have an old chinese woman in it, its not so suprising that they might sound similar. i havent noticed a silver tooth, but then again, i havent not noticed one either. haha. you dont have to give up your location, but ill just say that mine is very near the clothes pin. close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by seeking havent not Now that's a double negative. And if she wanted to increase your sex drive don't you think she'd give you some spanish fly or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 i like to scratch my balls when i'm sitting next to somebody i don't know on the bus. after a couple minutes of them looking at me wierd i say "man, these pubic lice are really getting me down. i scratched so much last night that i broke the skin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by bufme1 http://www.royaldeaf.org.uk/funny.gif'> how fuckin oldschool is this!!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 ahh im not to close to the clothes pin, im more up north. i have a feeling my lady can be at more than one place at a time...old asian women are magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 "its like dennis miller vs. fart jokes..." :lol:...wait wait lemme guess.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 tis fruit thing is turning into a smack like habbit... i have to keep getting more and more fruit to get me off... today i went with an 'x-large'! footsoldier can attest to that, shit is alot of fruit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 I live right next door to this asian fruit market. there's always a slew of mangos, plums, and odd looking spiky things. Plus there's plants galore! All I could ever need. gotta love 'em ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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