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I know you will laugh at me but im fucking serious here.

Freestyle walking is the shit. Its fun if you dont have anything better to do. I do it at work all the time cause im outside. I find gaps and do really dumb looking rollerblade style grabs and 360s over stuff. HAHA it looks retarded but its fun for a dumb reason. Today i 360d over this big ass hip that had a prarie dog hole that you had to clear on the landing, it was some sick shit. I also can do huge ninja kicks off picknick tables and shit.

 

Wow that was too random and pooly structrured, i must look like your average 12ozer.

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i went for this really big drop today. It was an old irrigation ditch, and i was planning on landing on the loose dirt that was sloping so i could slide but i over shot it and landed on the flat bpttom part. It didnt feel too good.

Also today as i was going down the stairs going out my garage i tried to do a sick ankle grab over the set, and what i didnt notice was the big steel bar hanging over the stairs. So i jumped as high as i could and hit my head on the bar. I landed sitting down stunned, For the next 30 mins i was kinda out of it. You have to pay your dues with this shit. Its serious.

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ive tried this a few times on my way home from the convient store. although people honked becuase i was running into trees. and i herd them laughing when they drove by.. one red neck yelled " rot in hell" then i stopped

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Originally posted by greedy mars

ive tried this a few times on my way home from the convient store. although people honked becuase i was running into trees. and i herd them laughing when they drove by.. one red neck yelled " rot in hell" then i stopped

 

HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha, Rot in hell. hahahahahahaha Jesus, what a red neck thing to say. Freestyle walking is satanic like whoa

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Originally posted by greedy mars

ive tried this a few times on my way home from the convient store. although people honked becuase i was running into trees. and i herd them laughing when they drove by.. one red neck yelled " rot in hell" then i stopped

They are just jelous cause you were pulling some ill shit. Man i bet people got mad at the first skateboarders but look now, everyone wants to be one.

 

for real though. This shit looks retarded unless its you who is doing it. I get embarrased just watching other people do it. Thats why you have to do it when no ones looking. You know secretly bust out that sick backside 360 ankle grab over the planter in dark alleyways when people arnt looking.

 

I get away with it cause i live in nowhere land and i usually go into farmers feilds and cattle grazing lands and irrigation ditches to do this shit. I use natural objects and shit, Its fucking dope on the 4th level son.

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Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush

Man that shit is so 6th grade. When the special was on nickelodeon or mtv, or something like that............and it blew up and everyone was jumping like monkeys off of the fat lady with a fuzzy wart on her face in the cafeteria

 

Your just jelous.

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it's fun, i do it too. just witout spinning and stuff. i try to look smooth by instead of going around a cardboard box, for example, i swiftly hop over it. but with my coordination, i usually end up falling and making a complete ass out of myself.:rolleyes:

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sometimes i jump on benches or what not if im bored ... a few of my girl friends get embarassed real easily so if theyre acting stupid ..and lookin at guys or some shit I'll trip on purpose or say something like "seriously, i dont care if you have herpes!"... anywho..

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woooooo!

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Look mah, no hands!?

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Freestyle walking originated way back in zeke's back yard. Grindin in the ghetto yo!!

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Only the school hall monitors can bust this shit. Check the badge bitch!

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Demonstration of the new freestyle move "the cock jockey"..

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Free style walking to the extreme duuuude. (pass that snow cone, BITCH.)

 

 

hahah...what a joke.

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