suburbian bum Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 I know you will laugh at me but im fucking serious here. Freestyle walking is the shit. Its fun if you dont have anything better to do. I do it at work all the time cause im outside. I find gaps and do really dumb looking rollerblade style grabs and 360s over stuff. HAHA it looks retarded but its fun for a dumb reason. Today i 360d over this big ass hip that had a prarie dog hole that you had to clear on the landing, it was some sick shit. I also can do huge ninja kicks off picknick tables and shit. Wow that was too random and pooly structrured, i must look like your average 12ozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 cooooooooongratulations ive never said that "first" thing before. whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 i went for this really big drop today. It was an old irrigation ditch, and i was planning on landing on the loose dirt that was sloping so i could slide but i over shot it and landed on the flat bpttom part. It didnt feel too good. Also today as i was going down the stairs going out my garage i tried to do a sick ankle grab over the set, and what i didnt notice was the big steel bar hanging over the stairs. So i jumped as high as i could and hit my head on the bar. I landed sitting down stunned, For the next 30 mins i was kinda out of it. You have to pay your dues with this shit. Its serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by ..oX.. soap shoes are dope. :D Soap shoes suck they remind me of roller blades. Ever try to slide a rail in some steel toed work boots? That was i use it adds difficulty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 the first step to recovery is admiting you have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush the first step to recovery is admiting you have a problem. Im still in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Hahahaha its ok man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ^hahahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 do i smell another extreme game??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 SPORTS FOR THE NEW MILLENIUM Extreme Toast Fucking EXTREME ELEPHANT SCROTUM TACLKING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 anyone ever grind with your worn-out-in-the-middle-of-your-sole shoes? i didn't. nor did i try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ahh man your going to have to explain toast fucking to my dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ive tried this a few times on my way home from the convient store. although people honked becuase i was running into trees. and i herd them laughing when they drove by.. one red neck yelled " rot in hell" then i stopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Well its when you fuck, with toast. To the extreme, tho. Elephant Nut Tackling is also known to many europeans by Iron Skin Bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 nice im just off to the shops now for a loaf of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars ive tried this a few times on my way home from the convient store. although people honked becuase i was running into trees. and i herd them laughing when they drove by.. one red neck yelled " rot in hell" then i stopped HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha, Rot in hell. hahahahahahaha Jesus, what a red neck thing to say. Freestyle walking is satanic like whoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars ive tried this a few times on my way home from the convient store. although people honked becuase i was running into trees. and i herd them laughing when they drove by.. one red neck yelled " rot in hell" then i stopped They are just jelous cause you were pulling some ill shit. Man i bet people got mad at the first skateboarders but look now, everyone wants to be one. for real though. This shit looks retarded unless its you who is doing it. I get embarrased just watching other people do it. Thats why you have to do it when no ones looking. You know secretly bust out that sick backside 360 ankle grab over the planter in dark alleyways when people arnt looking. I get away with it cause i live in nowhere land and i usually go into farmers feilds and cattle grazing lands and irrigation ditches to do this shit. I use natural objects and shit, Its fucking dope on the 4th level son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 haha i took that from Kids in the Hall. Hahaha, its the two cops, and one is like "hey you ever try toast fucking?"......"no, whats that".........." Oh its when you fuck with toast....." hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Man that shit is so 6th grade. When the special was on nickelodeon or mtv, or something like that............and it blew up and everyone was jumping like monkeys off of the fat lady with a fuzzy wart on her face in the cafeteria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush Man that shit is so 6th grade. When the special was on nickelodeon or mtv, or something like that............and it blew up and everyone was jumping like monkeys off of the fat lady with a fuzzy wart on her face in the cafeteria Your just jelous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ROT IN HELL HIPPIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 beardo freestyle walks. not even kidding. you should see his calves, jeus christ,.... they look likeham hocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush ROT IN HELL HIPPIE Do sandals make adequate freestyle walking shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drunken phil Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 it's fun, i do it too. just witout spinning and stuff. i try to look smooth by instead of going around a cardboard box, for example, i swiftly hop over it. but with my coordination, i usually end up falling and making a complete ass out of myself.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 sometimes its fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 sometimes i jump on benches or what not if im bored ... a few of my girl friends get embarassed real easily so if theyre acting stupid ..and lookin at guys or some shit I'll trip on purpose or say something like "seriously, i dont care if you have herpes!"... anywho.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 I count my steps sometimes:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Man.. freestyle walking rips. 540 off the elevated roof ledge down to the lower roof.. It was a glorious day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 woooooo! http://fswalking.hypermart.net/pics/chrisbft.gif'> Look mah, no hands!? http://fswalking.hypermart.net/pics/Sseatgrind.jpg'> Freestyle walking originated way back in zeke's back yard. Grindin in the ghetto yo!! http://fswalking.hypermart.net/pics/Hugel3.gif'> Only the school hall monitors can bust this shit. Check the badge bitch! http://www.mlcrew.com/triphome/SF12_13/SFB12_14/PIC00059_01.jpg'> Demonstration of the new freestyle move "the cock jockey".. http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/Dropzone/8550/PhPic9.JPEG'> Free style walking to the extreme duuuude. (pass that snow cone, BITCH.) hahah...what a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ask beardo bout freestyle walking on the way out of the layup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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