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freestyle, off the top of the dome...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dusty Lipschitz, Jul 30, 2003.

  1. jumpin jahosafat
    and something that goes with that
    im more funky then 4 year old yoga mat
    i got more bounce then a 64 ounce
    homestyle tropicana
    poppa santa
    father christmas is just propaganda...

    -paul from saskatchewan
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    aaaaoowwww sheit, ayo.... ayo ayo ayo..... check it.... <someone busts a freestyle below me> they wanna be cool but they don't know me, I'm like gettin with stupid bitches like Kobe, shootin cupid and bustin popgun with a sobe, did I just say that, my bad I don't want no beef... ayo ayooooooo.......
  3. mr_president

    mr_president Banned

    Joined: Nov 19, 2002 Messages: 5,691 Likes Received: 0
    i need a jobola
    wish i had a chrome pistola
    id rob you fuckers blind
    after creeping up from behind
    if you was God
    you woulda never seen it comin'
    better give up on runnin'
    cuz youre already fucked
    like a jammed door
    your ass is just stuck
    empty out your pockets
    and hand over your shit
    jack off in your mouth so that you can spit
    rhymes like mine leave niggas sick
    got my own condom brand on my dick
    fuck the haters and critics to
    ill beat your ass til youre black and blue
    leave ya in a casket in your best gear
    have your momma saying what a stupid fuckin' queer
    what was he thinkin' going against the best?
    its like ibtease gots SUPER MAN across his chest
    im not to be fucked with i thought i told ya
    thought i was playing so then i had to show ya
    now your eyes shut and people is missin'
    got you re-evaluating your choices
    and regretting your final decision
    crushed my competition
    complete is my mission...
  4. 455

    455 Guest

    Here you go......White Trash Style,Bus Plaza Style....donating plazma style....

    There is no rest for the wicked I kick it and spit it relentless
    since The Grouch said "Rap is senseless" and meant it
    dememted minds combine lines time finds a way to produce rhymes
    of a different origin
    I was born again with a platinum pen
    shining like illumination with ill communication
    murder mc's on wax like Jason
    Vorhees look closely you can blood pouring from the vinyl
    libal to the illest recitals
    soon to be my rival Billy's Idol
    worship rap religon without the bible
    "don't you know baby,that things go in cycles"
    The Fruits of Nature
    UMC'S need to stop with the Jive Talk
    and get One To Grow On
    perhaps a track to flow on and so on
    but not this
    too many wack rap cats throw punchlines into the mist
    hoping for a direct hit but miss
    and end up being added to Saafirs' Hit List
    bare witness one L to Dusty Lipshitz...fuck it.

    I don't want to type anymore-don't like "Key-styleing"
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    lauren: YOUR MY VAG
    me: WHAT
    me: ()xxxxx[=========> swords
    me: swords are marvelous
  6. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 4
    I freestyle this rhyme one line at a time
    This shit dont'use baskspace 99 percent of the time
    Shit I make spealling mistakes, is that a crim?e
    I cantéven go back to correct shitm, my typing is prime
    Im drunk like a skunck, i j just a bout fucked up some punk,
    i m not even gonna talk about keep ing this shit krunk
    as this shit flows straight off the tip of my dome
    my freestyles get waker, all you fuskcs wanna go home
    this is prime freetstyle, with spelling mistakeas and all
    i cant type straight cuz my dick is to wsmall
    i could go and ban g up my head on a wall
    but the promblem is this fucking wall is too tall
    dont hate on me cuz im a hobo drunkard
    fuck just realised nothing rhymes thwith drunkard
    but ill still raid your cupbaord , man if i had a crowbar
    id be raiding fthe fucking neighrbourhood, this shit would go far
    so far, ive typed many a line miwith mystakes,
    so sue me, hang my fuckingass at the stake,
    ok so maybe i mc better when im sorber,
    as far as i can thcan see thes e rhmes are going futher
    than any other pserons , cuz i flow freely when drinking beer
    incinting fear, my lyrics keep tyour airway s clear,
    if i m incoherant, fuck that, its cuz my fingers feel all fuzzy
    oh well, i tried,. hey will you be my buddy?

  7. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 4
    I'll proably typoes somthign slightly better when my head sptoes fuckign spinngin... i cant find the fuking baskckspace key, this fucking sucks

    aboutto passout on the fuckingflooronerspikeskirock
  8. Darkside

    Darkside New Jack

    Joined: Jun 22, 2003 Messages: 19 Likes Received: 0
    You're 2% fat tracks'll get cream and curdled
    I use jumping gymnastics hip-hoppin the hurdles
    While your jaws are like turltles running round in a circle
    Till you're blue in the face plus your pupils are purple
    9 out of 10 men bend all out of shape
    when they learn that underage bitch they fucked last week was late
    I've got to get my head straight and look into the future
    Say "FUCK makin beats" and burn down my computer
    FUCK beating the clock cuz I got mad time to kill
    So i'll spend every second trying to make it stand still
    When the panic attacks, and your stressed out from bills
    Head straight for the hills thats right passed the landfills
    While I can't comprehend this trendy transportation
    Take a telepathic trip to reach righteous revelations
    But the rhymes and regulations don't supply a demonstration
    to obtain a piece of mind and find my soul a reservation