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for mr trotter.....ROBs biggest fan

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Sep 19, 2003.

  1. mental invalid

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    for mr trotter.....ROBs biggest fan

    Discussion started by mental invalid - Sep 19, 2003

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    friday..........

    line up them shots......

    roll them bones......

    shake your groove thing.....

    cheers....



    Free Will Astrology
    horoscopes for week of September 18, 2003

    Aries (March 21-April 19)

    My acquaintance Delilah is a leftwing pagan hippie who makes big bucks working as an X-ray technician in a large hospital. She's a pacifist, but serves as president of the local chapter of the American Legion, an organization for military veterans. She has been engaged forever to a dreadlocked man 25 years her senior, though he looks her age because he has practiced sex magic and eaten nothing but wheat grass and lived outside for decades; on the other hand, she loves to flirt with young businessmen with buzz cuts. Delilah is your role model and patron saint for the coming week, Aries. Like her, you can and should be a cheerful master of contradictions.



    Taurus (April 20-May 20)

    Of the many brave adventurers I met during my recent visit to the Burning Man festival, Tauruses comprised a large proportion. One example was Melissa Whitman, who leaves soon for a year-long stay in Madagascar, where she'll be the only female and English-speaker among a team working to save the scops owl from extinction. Though she's afraid of heights, she'll have to climb tall trees at night to study the birds in their natural habitat. Another courageous Taurus was Jennifer from Napa, CA, an art therapist for the criminally insane. She risks her life daily. Why did I encounter so many daring Bulls? Is it because the expansive planet Jupiter is cruising through your astrological House of Extravagant Self-Expression? Whatever the cause, I urge you to sync up with the audacious vibes now available to your tribe.



    Gemini (May 21-June 20)

    In her book, Simply Sophisticated: What Every Worldly Person Needs to Know, Suzanne Munshower lists the requirements for an elegant home. You should have at least one needlepoint pillow, she says. The thread count of your sheets should be 200 per inch or more. Your bookcases, if visible to guests, must have no paperbacks, and your bathroom accessories should be ceramic. Now that you've heard Munshower's ideas, Gemini, please rebel against them. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you'll put yourself in alignment with current cosmic rhythms if you add elements to your home to make it more playful and less formal, more in tune with what delights you and less concerned with what others think.



    Cancer (June 21-July 22)

    In its original use, the phrase "priming the pump" referred to the fact that a hand-operated water pump didn't provide a steady, abundant flow of water until you first lubricated it with a little water. In modern parlance, it's often a way of saying that to make money you have to invest some, or that in order to get lots of goodies you have to give some. To take maximum advantage of the current astrological potentials, Cancerian, regard "priming the pump" as your metaphor of power.



    Leo (July 23-August 22)

    When I'm not writing this horoscope column, I pursue a career as a performance artist. For a recent show, I bought eight jars of pigs' feet at the grocery store, 200 pair of white underpants at Costco, and twenty alarm clocks at the drugstore. None of the clerks who took my money expressed the slightest interest in the reasons for my peculiar and prodigious orders. Their numbness was deeply disturbing to me. How could they have so thoroughly repressed their natural curiosity? In the coming week, Leo, you must avoid behavior like that. Awaken your innocent longing to know everything you can about the unexpected marvels that life brings.



    Virgo (August 23-September 22)

    During my recent visit to the Burning Man festival in the Nevada desert, I drank in an abundant array of confounding sights and enriching adventures that I'll remember forever. The last surprise I saw before heading home was among the most modest, but it's a perfect choice to serve as your ruling symbol for the coming week: a sign that read "The Very Tidy Pirates" above an image of a bad-ass dude wearing an eye patch and apron and wielding a vacuum cleaner and feather duster. I hope this vignette inspires you to be wildly disciplined, neatly rowdy, and boisterously organized.



    Libra (September 23-October 22)

    When you have achieved great victories in the past, Libra, they have often happened because of your graceful willpower or fine intelligence. At other times they have been the result of your unflagging commitment to creating harmony. But none of those skills will be your main source of power during the turning point just ahead. As you pull off this next big triumph, your secret weapon will be your flourishing imagination.



    Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

    Beginnings and endings will be overlapping in the near future, Scorpio. They will demand that you grow rapidly. It won't always be easy to tell them apart, either; you'll have to become wiser faster in order to understand the clues. Here are two meditations to guide you: 1. Which of the long-running dramas of your life have run their course? 2. What struggling dreams are aching to resurrect themselves and bloom again as if for the first time? Once you figure out the answers to those questions, act dynamically to nurture what's being born and expedite the dissolution of what's dying.



    Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

    "Dear Dr. Brezsny: With the help of a flood of pithy coincidences, I've become aware that the Universal Mind recently lost Her train of thought. I believe we are now under the care of a substitute 'Universal Mind,' and that therefore the laws of karma are not being enforced as strictly as usual. Cosmic SLACK is available in extravagant amounts. Tell your readers so they may take advantage of it by aggressively reconfiguring their little slice of reality to reflect their deepest needs. -Opportunistic Sagittarius" Dear Opportunistic: Good catch. I totally agree with your assessment, especially as it applies to you Sagittarians. As you suggest, karma now has a reduced power to whip your fate this way and that; your willpower has more room than usual in which to maneuver. I call this phase "Freedom from Cosmic Compulsion."



    Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

    To borrow a phrase from the old astrology columnist Stella Spambottom, this is a week you could make the boogie man cry. That's because your anger is smarter and your fears are weaker than they've been in many moons. You also have access to a high level of courage, which is made even more potent by the fact that it's rooted in quiet confidence, not blustering egotism. As you fight evil in the coming days, your forceful actions will no doubt be fair and enlightened. On behalf of the cosmic powers, therefore, I authorize you to induce tears in boogie men, out-of-control tyrants, and the devil himself.
    Your destiny is a gorgeous mystery, Capricorn.



    Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

    Every August, the temporary city of Burning Man sprouts up in the Nevada desert. Upwards of 30,000 freaks and mutants drop their inhibitions for a week as they interact with entertaining rituals that transpire in hundreds of "theme camps." If you ever go, you'll be able to eat fresh sushi off the naked bellies of clowns posing as supermodels, play a giant game of billiards using bowling balls, and take a joyride on a wheeled version of Captain Hook's schooner as it sways with scores of sweaty dancers dressed like characters from your dreams. Unfortunately, Burning Man won't come around again until August 23, 2004, but you need to have your mind blown and blown and blown now. Find a worthy substitute.


    Pisces (February 19-March 20)

    Every act of genius, said psychologist Carl Jung, is an act contra naturam: "against nature." Indeed, every effort to achieve psychological integration requires a knack for breaking out of the trance of normal daily life. Eighteenth-century mystic Jacob Boehme agreed. The great secret of divine magic, he asserted, is "to walk in all things contrary to the world." My teacher, Paul Foster Case, believed that living an ethical and enlightened life required one to reverse the usual ways of thinking, speaking, and doing. What's your position on this approach, Pisces? It's prime time for you to redefine your relationship with what I call sacred rebellion.
     
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    Telo - Replied Sep 19, 2003

    fabulous fridays
     
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    beardo - Replied Sep 19, 2003

    mental wakes up and swirves, just avoiding a collision with a concrete median
     
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    sorry rob but right now my concern is not with getting my mind blown.


    -------------------------the 'o'

    Aries: (March 21—April 19)
    You'll be exonerated when the grand jury admits that you had no choice but to set fire to Grandma.

    Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
    You must admit that you're sleeping better than ever, but it's kind of unpleasant to wake up every morning with a blowgun dart in the back of your neck.

    Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
    You'll feel faintly embarrassed about your decision to release the beast within when you see how fuzzy and cute it is.

    Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
    Those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat its mistakes, which is why the Japanese will launch a bombing raid on you Sunday.

    Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
    Once again, you'll drink yourself into insensibility while watching the videotape of your 1997 Where Are They Now? segment.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
    You will have a violent argument with a pastor, a congressman, and a judge over how many wrongs make a right.

    Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
    You'll try to maintain a healthy perspective, but you can't shake the feeling that $87 billion is a whole hell of a lot of money.

    Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
    You'll always have someone standing at your side to love you, no matter how many times you try to escape by skipping town in the middle of the night.

    Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
    You like to think of every day as a fresh new challenge, which would be inspiring if you didn't fail each challenge.

    Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
    In today's high-tech business world, it's good to pause a moment to remember that you're there to sell truckload after truckload of dildos.

    Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
    Despite what the doctor says, you don't have a heart problem. You get excited, your heart stops, you fall down—no problem!!!

    Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
    Well, the stars tried, but somehow, you've been left more or less in control of your own destiny this week.
     
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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Sep 19, 2003

    Fridays just wouldn't be the same if you didn't post this horoscope crap, and if I didn't wade in here slightly less than sober after a couple of swift ones at the local boozer and tell you all what a crock of shit it is!

    YOU DA MAN!!!

    As my girl might say......WOO HOO!
     
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    Pilau Hands - Replied Sep 19, 2003

    sacred rebellion...

    ok yeah, i can do that

    NEXT
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Sep 19, 2003

    holy shit...my next triumph!

    I'm defending my 12 hour duo racing title this weekend...kick ass.

    in addition...I'm gonna be rich.
     
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    beardo wakes up in shotgun, and blurts out something about 91 and tweezer.....
     
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    i don't get either pisces horoscopes
     
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    awesome!!!!
     
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    ohh..... see somtimes threads, i just don't see 'em.

    good work.
     
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    Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

    "Dear Dr. Brezsny: With the help of a flood of pithy coincidences, I've become aware that the Universal Mind recently lost Her train of thought. I believe we are now under the care of a substitute 'Universal Mind,' and that therefore the laws of karma are not being enforced as strictly as usual. Cosmic SLACK is available in extravagant amounts. Tell your readers so they may take advantage of it by aggressively reconfiguring their little slice of reality to reflect their deepest needs. -Opportunistic Sagittarius" Dear Opportunistic: Good catch. I totally agree with your assessment, especially as it applies to you Sagittarians. As you suggest, karma now has a reduced power to whip your fate this way and that; your willpower has more room than usual in which to maneuver. I call this phase "Freedom from Cosmic Compulsion."


    so that means i should begin my quest to find the infinity gauntlet and become supreme ruler of the cosmos, bending space and time to my will with the infinity gems?
     
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    mental invalid - Replied Sep 19, 2003

    you telling me the one day i dedicate this to rodney he doesnt show up!!

    what the fuck is that horse do-do.....
     
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