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For all of us beer lovers out there........BEWARE!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by UrbanAssault, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. UrbanAssault

    UrbanAssault 12oz Junior Member

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    For all of us beer lovers out there........BEWARE!

    Discussion started by UrbanAssault - Feb 4, 2003

    Police warn all night clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub
    regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
    woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by
    many
    females to target unsuspecting men.
    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available
    almost
    anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
    "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
    persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
    Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few
    units
    of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
    Men
    are rendered helpless against this approach.
    After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform
    sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never
    normally
    be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy
    memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often
    with
    just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times
    these
    unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a
    familiar
    scam known as "a relationship."
    It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be
    shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form
    of
    servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men
    are
    much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and
    sex
    is offered by the predatory female.
    Please, BEWARE!





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  2. RickJameski

    RickJameski 12oz Junior Member

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    RickJameski - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    don't forget about rum.
     
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  3. UrbanAssault

    UrbanAssault 12oz Junior Member

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    UrbanAssault - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    One more !

    The Importance of Right E-Mail Address


    >
    >A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw
    >out during
    >one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty
    >coordinating their
    >travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a
    >Thursday, and
    >his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband
    >checked
    >into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an
    >e-mail back in
    >Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and
    >sent the
    >e-mail without realizing his error.
    >
    >In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a
    >minister of
    >many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack.
    >
    >The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
    >Upon
    >reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son
    >rushed into
    >the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which
    >read:
    >
    >To: My Loving Wife
    >From: Your Departed Husband
    >Subject: I've Arrived!
    >
    >I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
    >prepared for
    >your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey
    >is as
    >uneventful as mine was.
    >
    >p.s. Sure is hot down here!

    If you got a good joke, post it.
     
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  4. anal bandit

    anal bandit 12oz Junior Member

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    anal bandit - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    the "beer"thing is funny i wish someone would buy me one.:(
     
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  5. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks 12oz Veteran Member

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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Feb 4, 2003

    go for it
     
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  6. Stats-KC-

    Stats-KC- New Jack

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    Stats-KC- - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    i always knew beer was evil. ah well a drunk fuck is a fuck not to remember. meh.
     
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    Trousersnake 12oz Junior Member

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    Trousersnake - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    IM a drunk fuck
     
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  8. FourOneTwo

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    FourOneTwo - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    I want to be date raped.
     
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  9. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

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  10. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

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    alure - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    BEER GOGGLES!
     
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  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

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    When - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    cant rape thewilling, right?
     
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  12. imported_Europe - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    Its funny AND true...

    But hasnt the beer-text been posted here before?
     
  13. johnny

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    johnny - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    beer's been helping ugly people have kids for centuries.
     
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  14. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Feb 22, 2003

    a substance that makes ugly women beautiful.

    gota love it..
     
  15. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Feb 22, 2003