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food secrets for fatbodies...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by otto dix, Jun 14, 2001.

  1. otto dix

    otto dix Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 22, 2001 Messages: 5,321 Likes Received: 4
    if you have any special methods to preparing your favorite meals, please let me know... i am especially interested in macoronni and cheese based items.

    here's one of my latest vices....
    - mac and cheese (low budget brand ie: prince, shoprite), use very LITTLE milk, but LOTS of butter, add a few slices of munster cheese and stir until it is all melted. this adds a savory texture.
  2. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    and this is for fat people?

    do you want recipes that will make you stay fat?

    from what i hear it is hard to lose weight..you lose alot of water before you lose the fat..i would really suggest to eat some tuna fish sandwiches and alot of chicken and veggie meals...

    2lb chicken
    1-2 red or green bell peppers
    1 teaspoon garlic
    3 table spoons of sugar(optional)
    some albertsons 99cent spinach"salad type"
    teriyaki suace(try to find some in a oriental food store or be ghetto and go to albertsons)
    pietro suace if you dont like th taste of teri

    basically you chop the chicken up into 1inch cubes and let it marrinate in the suace for a while longer it marrinates the sweeter its gonna taste..(i would go for over night or about an hour of you massaging the suace in the chicken)oh put the sugar in the suace http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>
    chop up the bell peppers and leave some of the seeds if you like that seedy look to your foods"chop them up to your size of choice
    i would recomend to chop that onion in fine small or to your liking
    same with the spinach

    after you chick is done throw some cookin oil in (common sence amount)then the garlic then the chicken...let it cook!soft is OK but food poisoning is nooo good.
    after you're sure chicken is done throw the rest in and let the veggies soften and soak up the juice about 5-10 min of the veggies

    get a great bottle of wine for that alcoholic you have,throw the cuisine on some white jasmine rice ,kick back and watch some tae boe..
    it is always good to get lots of exercise it is the best and fastest way to lose weight...lots of hardcore sex would be the ticket...offer your sweetheart a blowjob when he wants to get drunk...alcohol will always lead to fattness..

  3. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    oil goes into pot///wok would be nice
    chick go into oil i kind made it confusing so bare with me...
  4. DAVAK

    DAVAK Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2008 Messages: 359 Likes Received: 4
    thought this should be bumped..................
  5. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 25, 2000 Messages: 4,246 Likes Received: 71
    Alright, this is really old.
  6. IOU

    IOU 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2006 Messages: 14,635 Likes Received: 646
    I had to nega prop this ass monkey. Something I'm keen on doing.
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  7. itsallafarce

    itsallafarce Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2002 Messages: 4,837 Likes Received: 264
    this thread failed damn near 7 years ago what makes it good now????
  8. After School Special

    After School Special Banned

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  9. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    I'm glad he bumped it. That Mac and Cheese recipe sounds fucking awesome.
  10. CreamyPotatoe

    CreamyPotatoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2007 Messages: 5,004 Likes Received: 103
    mac n cheese + bacon or cut up hotdogs + peas
    best evar

    cut up hot dogs in a cup o noodle with some tapatio and lime juice is the shit too

    im sure that one is common knowledge though
  11. Porcelain

    Porcelain Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2006 Messages: 8,151 Likes Received: 220
    Kraft MAc and CHeese.

    you can do a bunch of shit with is.

    sprinkle garlic salt.(magiaclly delicious)


    empty a can of chili beans (make sure you cook two boxes of mac and chese)

    empty a can of tuna into it ( 1 can per box)
  12. CreamyPotatoe

    CreamyPotatoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2007 Messages: 5,004 Likes Received: 103
    mentioning tuna,

    toast some bread, add tuna mixture, plus tapatio

    sooooooooo good
  13. Porcelain

    Porcelain Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2006 Messages: 8,151 Likes Received: 220
    tuna salad and toast with some valentina

    so good x100000000000000
    CreamyPotatoe likes this.
  14. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 212
    how bout just eating a big stick of salted butter as a candy bar?
  15. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    I bet some guy five bucks he couldn't eat a stick of butter, and he did it. He was gagging and turning green by the last bite, but he managed to pull it off.