otto dix Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 if you have any special methods to preparing your favorite meals, please let me know... i am especially interested in macoronni and cheese based items. here's one of my latest vices.... - mac and cheese (low budget brand ie: prince, shoprite), use very LITTLE milk, but LOTS of butter, add a few slices of munster cheese and stir until it is all melted. this adds a savory texture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 and this is for fat people? do you want recipes that will make you stay fat? from what i hear it is hard to lose weight..you lose alot of water before you lose the fat..i would really suggest to eat some tuna fish sandwiches and alot of chicken and veggie meals... 2lb chicken 1-2 red or green bell peppers 1 teaspoon garlic 3 table spoons of sugar(optional) 1/2onion(optional) some albertsons 99cent spinach"salad type" teriyaki suace(try to find some in a oriental food store or be ghetto and go to albertsons) pietro suace if you dont like th taste of teri basically you chop the chicken up into 1inch cubes and let it marrinate in the suace for a while longer it marrinates the sweeter its gonna taste..(i would go for over night or about an hour of you massaging the suace in the chicken)oh put the sugar in the suace http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> chop up the bell peppers and leave some of the seeds if you like that seedy look to your foods"chop them up to your size of choice i would recomend to chop that onion in fine small or to your liking same with the spinach after you chick is done throw some cookin oil in (common sence amount)then the garlic then the chicken...let it cook!soft is OK but food poisoning is nooo good. after you're sure chicken is done throw the rest in and let the veggies soften and soak up the juice about 5-10 min of the veggies get a great bottle of wine for that alcoholic you have,throw the cuisine on some white jasmine rice ,kick back and watch some tae boe.. it is always good to get lots of exercise it is the best and fastest way to lose weight...lots of hardcore sex would be the ticket...offer your sweetheart a blowjob when he wants to get drunk...alcohol will always lead to fattness.. enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 oil goes into pot///wok would be nice chick go into oil i kind made it confusing so bare with me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 thought this should be bumped.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Alright, this is really old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I had to nega prop this ass monkey. Something I'm keen on doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 this thread failed damn near 7 years ago what makes it good now???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I'm glad he bumped it. That Mac and Cheese recipe sounds fucking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 mac n cheese + bacon or cut up hotdogs + peas best evar cut up hot dogs in a cup o noodle with some tapatio and lime juice is the shit too im sure that one is common knowledge though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Kraft MAc and CHeese. you can do a bunch of shit with is. sprinkle garlic salt.(magiaclly delicious) or empty a can of chili beans (make sure you cook two boxes of mac and chese) or empty a can of tuna into it ( 1 can per box) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 mentioning tuna, toast some bread, add tuna mixture, plus tapatio sooooooooo good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 tuna salad and toast with some valentina so good x100000000000000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 how bout just eating a big stick of salted butter as a candy bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 how bout just eating a big stick of salted butter as a candy bar?[/color] I bet some guy five bucks he couldn't eat a stick of butter, and he did it. He was gagging and turning green by the last bite, but he managed to pull it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 my girl used to eat sticks of butter when she was little, shit bugged me out lol. How the fuck do you do that? id probably throw up and then have a heart attack half way through. (and fuck you shes not fat at all lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 your girl as in girlfriend, or daughter? sry shit confused me... btw, I rub some butter on my bread,then toast that shit up and add some sugar, .../nh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ramen noodles. after the noodles are as firm or soft as you like them. drain teh water. mix the chicken seassoning packet into the noodles. stir vigorously. add lemon or lime juice. mad tasty. oh oh and shit on you davak, for bumping this old ass thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ramen noodles. after the noodles are as firm or soft as you like them. drain teh water. mix the chicken seassoning packet into the noodles. stir vigorously. add lemon or lime juice. mad tasty. oh oh and shit on you davak, for bumping this old ass thread. add a little chicken broth. and some valentina. just adding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 threads makin a come back ill add some obvious ones -tapitio and doritos -marshmallow and peanut butter sandwich -toast with butter,sugar, and cinnamon -cheerios and chocolate syrup -WAFFLES AND PEANUT BUTTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 anything you would put tapatio on. you substitue for valentina. if you dont have valentina. GET IT NOW some more. pop a bad of popcorn. melt extra butter. empty bad of popcorn into a large bowl. pour extra butter over popcorn. and pour pato sauce over the popcorn you wont regret it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ramen noodles. after the noodles are as firm or soft as you like them. drain teh water. mix the chicken seassoning packet into the noodles. stir vigorously. add lemon or lime juice. mad tasty. oh oh and shit on you davak, for bumping this old ass thread. drop an egg in the shit! and valentina is delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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