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Food Poisoning

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, May 25, 2004.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    wow.... nothing really complements a meal like barfing and shitting your pants!


    FUCK YOU chicken balls and chicken fried rice too!
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    probably did.

  3. 90% of food poisonings have something to do with chicken...horrible, get well homie
  4. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    yeah... lets just say I'm not eating there ever again.

    but I'm feeling much better now, and slimmer too!
    Fuck the SouthBeach diet.... rock the Puke-Out-Guts diet!
  5. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    kung pao kitty!

    I got food poisoning from my favorite mexican restaurant once...but since I've been going there for a long ass time...I still go back.
  6. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    sounds pretty bad man...if u eat at iffy type places u should drink soem alcohol with the food just in case...

    i had a bad runin with carls jr. recently...been having the shits for a few days now....and its funny that in spite of all the roach coach type places i eat at ....the only ones i get sick from are the places like carls jr. and mcdonalds and shit.....
  7. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    haha! how much weight did you end up losing?
    I got it once in high school, I lost 10-12 pounds in four days or so, it was nooooot fun.
    that little episode has kept me away from ravioli ever since.
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    well I didnt really loose much weight,
    but I seriously flattened my stomach for a day.
    It's just a bad feeling bacause there's nothing left inside you,
    and like cilone said, you get dehydrated.

    I wasnt that bad, but I felt much slimmer around the middle.
    Especially after being beer bloated all weekend.
  9. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2
    yeah, im straight on chinatown after coughing up bok choy like i got hair balls while im puking.
  10. I am very surprised I didn't get any food poisoning this weekend after the extremely unsanitary conditions we were eating in while camping.

    One moment I am petting a stray puppy that looks diseased as hell with nearly no hair left, the next I'm eating ribs (which had actually fallen on the floor prior to cooking and still had sand, bits of leaf, and probably assorted insects stuck on it) with my unwashed hands.

    My stomach of steel is only surpassed by my brain's run-on sentence constructor.
  11. sarahyoulose

    sarahyoulose Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 3
    i got food poisoning from a custard filled donut
    i puked everthing up for like 2 days

    nuff said that i never eat Boston Creams ever
    or even filled donuts (minus krispy kremes)
    and if i see someone eating boston creams it makes me wanna hurl

    :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
  12. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    yet another reason why I dont eat meat. I don't wanna get poisoned
  13. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    My brother got food poisoning from KFC once. He tried building a ramp up to his bed and spent the night puking up and cursing George Costanza (Jason Alexander was the KFC spoekesman, remember)....
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    Damn You Costanza!
  15. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3

    did you barf and shit at the same time? wow..

    i bet the propulsion from one cancelled out the other.