rental Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 is this a new 120z game?? The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing any one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2003 winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've >accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And now the pick of literature: 17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. "6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high." :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Ooof... the Post? *actually I have no idea what that statement implies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Im gonna use these from now on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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