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follow the smart people..they went that way

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rental, Oct 7, 2003.

  1. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

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    follow the smart people..they went that way

    Discussion started by rental - Oct 7, 2003

    is this a new 120z game??





    The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
    take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,
    or changing any one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the
    2003 winners:

    1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
    you realize it was your money to start with.

    2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
    bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
    little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    getting laid.

    5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
    person who doesn't get it.

    8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
    late.

    9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
    like, a serious bummer.

    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
    consuming only things that are good for you.

    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
    they come at you rapidly.

    15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
    you've >accidentally walked through a spider web.

    16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
    the fruit you're eating.

    And now the pick of literature:
    17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


















    "6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high." :)
     
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  2. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Oct 7, 2003

    Ooof... the Post?

    *actually I have no idea what that statement implies
     
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  3. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? 12oz Senior Member

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    JUDONO? - Replied Oct 7, 2003

    9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
    6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    Im gonna use these from now on!!
     
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