footsoldier Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 alright so i have this roommate, and he's ok for the most part...ive known him forever and all so i dont want to hurt him...but this kid is sick, he snores and farts all loud and rubs his balls and ass all night long...so what im looking for are good things to do to him that will even the scale a little.. oh yea and you guys have to have some good stories too so drop them here.... what i really need are some ideas though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 sneak into his room and turn off his alarm clock every night so he keeps over sleeping. he'll lose his job, piss off his friends/family/girlfriend, he'll become so paranoid that he sleeps with one eye open, inducing a mild state of insomnia in which his brain won't function correctly, he'll think he's going crazy, he'll end up buying another alarm clock because he'll think his other one is broken, it'll be lots of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up ! sneak into his room and turn off his alarm clock every night so he keeps over sleeping. he'll lose his job, piss off his friends/family/girlfriend, he'll become so paranoid that he sleeps with one eye open, inducing a mild state of insomnia in which his brain won't function correctly, he'll think he's going crazy, he'll end up buying another alarm clock because he'll think his other one is broken, it'll be lots of fun. I thought I was the master of torture. But that! that's just not fair! You're evil! Put Nair in his shamoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by Harpo Marx Put Nair in his Shamu shampoo dispenser.! Also, if you share the same bathroom, be sure and leave some hairs stuck to his bar of soap...and on the washcloth, because that shit is nasty. Toothbrush tricks are fun as well....use your imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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